User talk:Candy-Crayons

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Mike the Great (talk) 19:52, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

RE: Dirt on Dorian Thorn What kind of dirt would you like? I can give you virtually anything you'd like on that fucker. BekahQ 22:42, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

Well, his page hasn't really been messed with lately. If you check his deviantART, apparently he now has a daughter. I'm kinda thinking it's probably an incestual child between him and his sister. But any dirt on him will do. --Candy-Crayons 22:53, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

I just added a number of his videos to motherless.com, as soon as they're available I'll have them on his page. Also, considering all the pics he's posed for, his page has very few. I'm trying to dig up more. I doubt the "daughter" is his, he doesn't have a dick (one of the vids I uploaded shows that quite clearly). Given his history of open relationships (which I know all too well about) I bet the "daughter" was fathered by some other dude who got with his wife/girlfriend. Trying to find proof on that. Best way to troll him is add him on Facebook. I've got a fake account that's friends with him, he'll talk about anything once you're a FB friend of his. I hope to eventually get enough docs on him to get a big 4chan raid going on his FB friends, but don't have enough yet. BekahQ 00:10, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

Ah, right. That makes sense; I'd forgotten that he chopped off his dick after getting every single STD. A 4chan raid would be golden; perfect for his article. Any dirt you can get on him will be great, thank you. --Candy-Crayons 00:14, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

I just updated Dorian Thorn's page. Fixed/removed broken links, added some that were missing completely, and a link to a huge photo gallery. I think the page fits him much better now. BekahQ 20:00, 7 October 2012 (EDT)