Clown Tobi

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Kevin Lapeire

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Born	1986/1987
Nationality	Flemmish
Score	Killed 1 Hostages 3
Style	FPS, Co-op / Taking Hostages
An Hero	No (Surrendered) :(
Top 20?	Yes, Co-op mode (#20)

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Kevin L doing his police standoff

Clown Tobi™/Doctor Aspirin (Powerword: Kevin Lapeire), A.K.A. John Wayne Gacy 2.0, is by far THE greatest clown and magician the Benelux has ever seen!

As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol yodeling pall with him since he could not do the act by himself.

Clown Tobi's Final show:

Act 1:

Tobi and Yodeling Dietwin (Powerword: Dietwin Hægeman) break and enter into his ex' house and drug her with a roofied cocktail on mothersday.

Act 2:

Clown Tobi and his friend Yodeling Dietwin go after his volunteer ex wife's kids, tying them up for his magic show and force them watch him as he stabs their mother multiple times with a knife, firing a few rounds in her and finishing her off by strangling her to express his passion for BDSM followed by a hilarious pun that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown). lol, get it?

Dietwin left the show before Act 3 commenced and fled to Gent.

Act 3:

For his next lulzy act, Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a police standoff waving a gun around trolling the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air just to fuck with them including throwing some gas canisters at them, threatening bystanders and saying he's gonna jump. Unfortunately, Kevin bitched out many hours later by surrendering, ruining his final act by not becoming an hero.

Videos

Unfitting dramatic music The guy actually was on national television before his shenanigans. His partner in Crime Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

• File:Clown Tobi.jpg
• Clown Tobi has a passion for shoving dick shaped balloons up his ass, especially in front of hundreds of kids.
  Clown Tobi has a passion for shoving dick shaped balloons up his ass, especially in front of hundreds of kids.
• Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
  Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
• Jump, faggot!
  Jump, faggot!
• Dancing like a Retard
  Dancing like a Retard

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• Kevin's partner in crime.
  Kevin's partner in crime.
• Without the facepaint.
  Without the facepaint.
• Pedo
  Pedo

Graded Score

Graded score
Kills:	1/20
Accuracy:	1/20 Shooting only one person and later shooting some rounds in the air during a police standoff
Style:	15/20 Taking hostages
Butthurt:	10/20 Some outrage on his youtube channel and their facebook pages.
Bonus:	15/20 POLICE STANDOFF!
Total score: 42/100 (F)

FROM NOW ON, I'M A CRIMI-CLOWN, I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!1 See full ranking

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News

• Now I'm a crimi-clown!]
• Daddy issues.
• Peers prove him to be a narcissistic douchebag.
• He actually planned an entire tour before he did the deed.
• He wanted to be shot by the cops.

Links

• His Website
• His Youtube channel
• Clownbook
• Yodelbook