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'''Mo Brooks''' is a Republican representative for that fine state of [[Alabama]] that has contributed to our National conscious with such great [[lulz|outward offenses against our common decency]] such as the lynching of [[DINDUNUFFIN|Innocent Black Men]], using their police as a Quasi-Military to beat the [[Shit]] out of civil-right protesters and completely denying the existence of things like [[Science]], Biology, Mathmatics and evolution because it challenges their perfect little world where [[G-D]] created everything, but more importantly, they are immortal a nd when they die they get to sit at [[G-D]]'s table ea ting and drinking for eternity like some [[Nazi|Nordic Legend]].<br>
'''Mo Brooks''' is a Republican representative from that fine [[Incest|Inbred]] state of [[Alabama]] that has contributed to our National conscious with such great [[lulz|outward offenses against our common decency]] such as the lynching of [[DINDUNUFFIN|Innocent Black Men]], using their police as a Quasi-Military force to beat the [[Shit]] out of civil-right protesters and completely denying the existence of complicated ideas like [[Science]], Biology, Mathmatics and evolution because it challenges their perfect Childish faith where [[Santa Claus]] and his elves created everything.  Their religious [[retard|bull headedness]] has less to do with the Quntum theory that given enough time and the right events happening it's a probability that life can happen.<br>


Despite '''Mo Brooks''' areas of expertise being in Politics, Economics, Law and self taught religious studies our [[Bullshit|Democratically elected government]] felt that he was more than qualified to be member of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology.
What has people like ''' Mo Brooks]] waking up at night in cold sweats is if Science and Evolution are correct, he and all his other [[Bible]] bangers are not immortal.  When they die they'll just rot in the dirt and there won't be any afterlife soirées for tgem where they get to hang out in  [[G-D]]'s rose garden eating and drinking for eternity like some [[Nazi|Nordic Legend]].<br>
 
Despite '''Mo Brooks''' being a fine example of [[Alabama]] academics with his areas of expertise being in Politics, Economics, Law and self taught religious studies our [[Bullshit|Democratically elected government]] felt that he was [[Irony|more than qualified to be a member of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology]].

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Mo Brooks is a Republican representative from that fine Inbred state of Alabama that has contributed to our National conscious with such great outward offenses against our common decency such as the lynching of Innocent Black Men, using their police as a Quasi-Military force to beat the Shit out of civil-right protesters and completely denying the existence of complicated ideas like Science, Biology, Mathmatics and evolution because it challenges their perfect Childish faith where Santa Claus and his elves created everything. Their religious bull headedness has less to do with the Quntum theory that given enough time and the right events happening it's a probability that life can happen.

What has people like Mo Brooks]] waking up at night in cold sweats is if Science and Evolution are correct, he and all his other Bible bangers are not immortal. When they die they'll just rot in the dirt and there won't be any afterlife soirées for tgem where they get to hang out in G-D's rose garden eating and drinking for eternity like some Nordic Legend.

Despite Mo Brooks being a fine example of Alabama academics with his areas of expertise being in Politics, Economics, Law and self taught religious studies our Democratically elected government felt that he was more than qualified to be a member of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology.