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[[File:CSA-Battle-flag.png|thumb|right|250px|You gotta love a state like Alabama. They're so proud of their white heritage that they believe their Grandma when she says she had a fling with an Italian when they ask why their Uncle has kinky hair and big lips]] | [[File:CSA-Battle-flag.png|thumb|right|250px|You gotta love a state like Alabama. They're so proud of their white heritage that they believe their Grandma when she says she had a fling with an Italian when they ask why their Uncle has kinky hair and big lips]] | ||
'''Mo Brooks''' is a Republican representative from that fine [[Incest|Inbred]] state of [[Alabama]] that has contributed to our National conscious with such great [[lulz|outward offenses against our common decency]] such as the lynching of [[DINDUNUFFIN|Innocent Black Men]], using their police as a Quasi-Military force to beat the [[Shit]] out of civil-right protesters and completely denying the existence of complicated ideas like [[Science]], Biology, Mathmatics and evolution because it challenges their perfect Childish faith where [[Santa Claus]] and his elves created everything. Their religious [[retard|bull headedness]] has less to do with the Quntum theory that given enough time and the right events happening it's a probability that life can happen.<br> | '''Mo Brooks''' is a Republican representative from that fine [[Incest|Inbred]] state of [[Alabama]] that has contributed to our National conscious with such great [[lulz|outward offenses against our common decency]] such as the lynching of [[DINDUNUFFIN|Innocent Black Men]], using their police as a Quasi-Military force to beat the [[Shit]] out of civil-right protesters and completely denying the existence of complicated ideas like [[Science]], Biology, Mathmatics and evolution because it challenges their perfect Childish faith where [[Santa Claus]] and his elves created everything. Their religious [[retard|bull headedness]] has less to do with the Quntum theory that given enough time and the right events happening it's a probability that life can happen and more to do with the fact that the [[Jew]]s are right in that when your [[dead]], your dead. Game over.<br> | ||
What has people like ''' Mo Brooks''' waking up at night in cold sweats is if Science and Evolution are correct, he and all his other [[Bible]] bangers are not immortal. When they die they'll just rot in the dirt and there won't be any afterlife soirées for | What has people like ''' Mo Brooks''' waking up at night in cold sweats is if Science and Evolution are correct, he and all his other [[Bible]] bangers are not immortal. When they die they'll just rot in the dirt and there won't be any afterlife soirées for them where they get to hang out in [[G-D]]'s rose garden eating and drinking for eternity like some [[Nazi|Nordic Legend]].<br> | ||
Despite '''Mo Brooks''' being a fine example of [[Alabama]] academics with his areas of expertise being in Politics, Economics, Law and self taught religious studies our [[Bullshit|Democratically elected government]] felt that he was [[Irony|more than qualified to be a member of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology]]. | Despite '''Mo Brooks''' being a fine example of [[Alabama]] academics with his areas of expertise being in Politics, Economics, Law and self taught religious studies our [[Bullshit|Democratically elected government]] felt that he was [[Irony|more than qualified to be a member of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology]]. | ||
Revision as of 05:44, 18 May 2018
Mo Brooks is a Republican representative from that fine Inbred state of Alabama that has contributed to our National conscious with such great outward offenses against our common decency such as the lynching of Innocent Black Men, using their police as a Quasi-Military force to beat the Shit out of civil-right protesters and completely denying the existence of complicated ideas like Science, Biology, Mathmatics and evolution because it challenges their perfect Childish faith where Santa Claus and his elves created everything. Their religious bull headedness has less to do with the Quntum theory that given enough time and the right events happening it's a probability that life can happen and more to do with the fact that the Jews are right in that when your dead, your dead. Game over.
What has people like Mo Brooks waking up at night in cold sweats is if Science and Evolution are correct, he and all his other Bible bangers are not immortal. When they die they'll just rot in the dirt and there won't be any afterlife soirées for them where they get to hang out in G-D's rose garden eating and drinking for eternity like some Nordic Legend.
Despite Mo Brooks being a fine example of Alabama academics with his areas of expertise being in Politics, Economics, Law and self taught religious studies our Democratically elected government felt that he was more than qualified to be a member of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology.