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[[File:Darliebrewster. 04.png|thumb|Dave "Darlie" Brewster and his latest cartoonery)]]
Darlie Brewster is an expert [[CP|cartoonist]] hailing from [[Canada]] moved to  [[Los Angeles]]. Destroyer of TERF by night,"lead animator" by day at [[POE|"DreamWorks"]] and other companies that specialize in animated features]. She was even interviewed many times the Los Angeles Times and is quoted in many books  one of his cartoon movies. Indeed, Darlie did well and continues animating today!
[[File:Darliebrewster. 02.jpg|thumb|left|Dave "Darlie" Brewster, in happier times]]
 
[[File:Darliebrewster. 01.jpg|thumb|Dave "Darlie" Brewster]]
=Transgender=
'''David "Darlie" Brewster''' is an expert [[CP|cartoonist]] hailing from [[Canada]], but currently living in disguise in [[Los Angeles]]. His [[autogynephilia|passion for the art]] of [[transsexual|female impersonation]] was so strong that in 2005 he decided to make it a lifestyle. Oddly, he had a achieved a certain measure of success in his day job as a cartoonist, working as "chief animator" for [[Pizzagate|"DreamWorks"]] and other companies that specialize in [[brainwashing|child subliminal programming]]. He was even interviewed in the Los Angeles Times about one of his cartoon movies. Indeed, Dave was making hecka money right then, & was on track to making plenty more, when he decided to ditch that stupid day job and follow his dream: A professional career in female impersonation.
In her early 40s when she made this decision to transition  and thankfully everything worked out perfectly. She lives a totally normal life and retained all her friends and family .  It was at that time she ran into the TERF or Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists. These are mostly bitter older women or right wing nutcases who run around calling transgender women men. They scream and cry about transgender people erasing women at the same time as saying they were too unpassable to erase women. On occasionally TERF  would pull out detransitioners to parade in front of the transgender people . Then one day the 4th wave pulled cuckold epidemiologist  (iforgetalready, or Anus  on twitter) who spent 13 years pretending to be a woman, finally giving up because he was just too darn ugly. The TERF would make him dance like a puppet and tell everyone "Im not transgender so no one can be" just to hide his shame. Thirteen long years tthey pretended to be a woman then "Hey I'm a man!". Utterly humiliated by this  and kicked off Twitter multiple times  the little TERF came to encyclopediadramatica where he would be free to lie and smear. He wrote this article because he was so horribly bitter at how great Darlies life was. Stealing photos and trying to doxx Darlie because if he doesn't those 13 lost years makes him look pretty stupid :) 13, horrible, horrible  lost years.  
=Queer quandary=
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Mind you, Dave was already in his late 40s when he made this decision. Would an "old lady" female impersonator be able to make enough dollars to support his monthly porn bills, let alone have a surprising number of mysterious gentlemen lined up outside the back door, the way he had always dreamed? Dave decided to go for broke.  
Dave was all alone in the world, and his last girlfriend had left him after he masturbated all over her lingerie, despite being warned for the fifth time never to do such a thing. He had never had sex with a man, and in fact was normally not attracted to men. As a hardcore [[autogynephilia|autogynephiliac]], however, the fantasy motif of anonymous sex with a "handsome stranger" played heavy on his mind. Also, debauched and jaded as he was, he felt it would make his impersonation more "valid."


=Stunning and brave plan=
=Stunning and brave plan=
[[File:Darliebrewster. 05.png|thumb|Dave "Darlie" Brewster never made it to the cover]]
Darlie is an American with dual citizenship with a terrific life with almost 20 years post op and deliriously happy, this triggered the cowardly little cuckold. Darlie's life turned into an amazing wonderland of achievement. She was able to pay for everything herself as her reputation for skill grew and grew. Awards , accolades, it was a sea of success. Meanwhile the cuckold epidemiologist sank into obscurity, living on twitter attacking transgender people, posting old out of date anti transgender memes. Suffering , crying all night long. Crying bitter , bitter tears. All he could think about was how wonderful and fulfilling a life Darlie had , how effortless and graceful her transition and work. "Why am I not transgender?!" he thought. Meanwhile Darlie was authoring the much lauded Buck Brennan's School of Gender based on her observations of TERF she was a raging success. So terrified of her was the little penisless cuckold  had to block her because she knew what other people didn't, that it was envy he felt, not hate.
For you see, Dave had hatched a plan. To be an impersonator of old or even middle-aged ladies did not sound so fine. In addition to getting castrated, having his Canadian penis flayed like a gopher or some other varmint and turned inside-out, creating a fetid festering fuckhole that would never properly heal, Dave was going to pay extra for "facial feminization surgery." This was a few years before [[Obama]] made the announcement that all trannies, impersonators, femme mimics and other transdeviants from the USA, Canada or Mexico could have all the unnecessary, dangerous surgery they wanted for free, until they died.  
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Dave had plenty of money but as a Canadian, he hated to pay normal prices for anything. He was always looking for a deal. A month's supply of estrogen pills was only like $5, but Dave sent away to an illegal pharmacy in the [[Philippines]] where he could get three months' worth for that price.  
=Action=
=Action=
One sunny day a new batch of pills came in the usual Manila envelope. Dave quickly [[queef|quaffed]] five, took $100 grand in cash in a series of taxis and buses across the border to Tijuana, where surgery was said to be much cheaper than in the USA. He asked a policeman where to find the best surgeon in town.
Darlie had her SRS and FFS with the best American surgeons. Toby Melzer and Doug Ousterhaut. And the rest is history. Three weeks later, slinky seductress "Darlie" . Meanwhile the penis less Anus had nothing to show but poor photoshop skills and a need to sit down when he went potty.  
 
And the rest is history. Three weeks later, slinky crooked-faced seductress "Darlie" snuck back across the border at 3 am because he had no ID in his new "female" disguise; and the surgeon made him look like a Mexican chick whose face was messed up.


=Some things that could be developed in this article, or not=
=Some things that could be developed in this article, or not=
* from 100 feet away, in the dark, he might actually have "passed," but that was more than 10 years ago<br>
* Hit on by straight man after straight man life was not easy for Darlie<br>
* He's over 60 now<br>
* Even at  60 she rocks<br>
* he never worked again<br>
* Constantly working <br>
* has 20 blogspot sites<br>
* Has 3 blog sites<br>
* "trans" became mainstream so there's no money in impersonation<br>
* Had one of the fastest transitions ever<br>
* spends his days attempting (but failing) to obliterate every last trace of Dave from the internet - as though he had always been a woman. Fails because his own web pages give him away. Tries to get help from Google engineers.<br>
* Anus continues to suffer from bad detransition<br>
* Also cartooning about shit nobody cares about<br>
* Bad ass mother fucking killer artist. Weep Anus , weep :) <br>
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Revision as of 10:09, 1 July 2018

Darlie Brewster is an expert cartoonist hailing from Canada moved to Los Angeles. Destroyer of TERF by night,"lead animator" by day at "DreamWorks" and other companies that specialize in animated features]. She was even interviewed many times the Los Angeles Times and is quoted in many books one of his cartoon movies. Indeed, Darlie did well and continues animating today!

Transgender

In her early 40s when she made this decision to transition and thankfully everything worked out perfectly. She lives a totally normal life and retained all her friends and family . It was at that time she ran into the TERF or Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists. These are mostly bitter older women or right wing nutcases who run around calling transgender women men. They scream and cry about transgender people erasing women at the same time as saying they were too unpassable to erase women. On occasionally TERF would pull out detransitioners to parade in front of the transgender people . Then one day the 4th wave pulled cuckold epidemiologist (iforgetalready, or Anus on twitter) who spent 13 years pretending to be a woman, finally giving up because he was just too darn ugly. The TERF would make him dance like a puppet and tell everyone "Im not transgender so no one can be" just to hide his shame. Thirteen long years tthey pretended to be a woman then "Hey I'm a man!". Utterly humiliated by this and kicked off Twitter multiple times the little TERF came to encyclopediadramatica where he would be free to lie and smear. He wrote this article because he was so horribly bitter at how great Darlies life was. Stealing photos and trying to doxx Darlie because if he doesn't those 13 lost years makes him look pretty stupid :) 13, horrible, horrible lost years. "

Stunning and brave plan

Darlie is an American with dual citizenship with a terrific life with almost 20 years post op and deliriously happy, this triggered the cowardly little cuckold.  Darlie's life turned into an amazing wonderland of achievement. She was able to pay for everything herself as her reputation for skill grew and grew.  Awards , accolades, it was a sea of success. Meanwhile the cuckold epidemiologist sank into obscurity, living on twitter attacking transgender people, posting old out of date anti transgender memes. Suffering , crying all night long. Crying bitter , bitter tears. All he could think about was how wonderful and fulfilling a life Darlie had , how effortless and graceful her transition and work. "Why am I not transgender?!" he thought. Meanwhile Darlie was authoring the much lauded Buck Brennan's School of Gender based on her observations of TERF she was a raging success. So terrified of her was the little penisless cuckold  had to block her because she knew what other people didn't, that it was envy he felt, not hate.

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Action

Darlie had her SRS and FFS with the best American surgeons. Toby Melzer and Doug Ousterhaut. And the rest is history. Three weeks later, slinky seductress "Darlie" . Meanwhile the penis less Anus had nothing to show but poor photoshop skills and a need to sit down when he went potty.

Some things that could be developed in this article, or not

  • Hit on by straight man after straight man life was not easy for Darlie
  • Even at 60 she rocks
  • Constantly working
  • Has 3 blog sites
  • Had one of the fastest transitions ever
  • Anus continues to suffer from bad detransition
  • Bad ass mother fucking killer artist. Weep Anus , weep :)

https://www.blogger.com/profile/10850147439669337932
http://totald.blogspot.com/
http://darliegoddess.blogspot.com/
http://mtppronouns.blogspot.com/
http://dameflux.blogspot.com/
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