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Jak and Daxter: Difference between revisions
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{{rainbowsmall|THE PRECURSORS}} | {{rainbowsmall|THE PRECURSORS}} | ||
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Jak and Daxter is about some kid and his ferret thing saving the world from god knows what. it was made by Naughty Dog, you know, the same furfags behind [[Crash Bandicoot]]. it was a [[Not|success]] spanning a grand total of 6 games, each with moar edginess than the last. now its just getting it's 6 games remade 10,000 times | Jak and Daxter is about some kid and his ferret thing saving the world from god knows what. it was made by Naughty Dog, you know, the same furfags behind [[Crash Bandicoot]]. it was a [[Not|success]] spanning a grand total of 6 games, each with moar edginess than the last. now its just getting it's 6 games remade 10,000 times | ||
== The Games == | == The Games == | ||
'''''Jak and Daxter: [[Lie|The Precursor Legacy]]:''''' the game that started this slow fail, Jak must save his friend, Daxter after he falls in some Dark Eco and saddly getting converted into a [[furfag]]. | '''''Jak and Daxter: [[Lie|The Precursor Legacy]]:''''' the game that started this slow fail, Jak must save his friend, Daxter after he falls in some Dark Eco and saddly getting converted into a [[furfag]] then insert generic lore then ending with daxter acepting his new furry life. | ||
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'''''JAK II:''''' after finding some precursor tech, jak and daxter gets launched into the future and gets arested 2 seconds later. 2 years pass and jak after being experimented on, becomes [[emo]] and learns how to eat dark eco and use it for himself. nothing else happens afterwards. | '''''JAK II:''''' after finding some precursor tech, jak and daxter gets launched into the future and gets arested 2 seconds later. 2 years pass and jak after being experimented on, becomes [[emo]] and learns how to eat dark eco and use it for himself. nothing else happens afterwards. | ||
[[File:Emojak.jpg|200px| | [[File:Emojak.jpg|200px|right|thumb|[[shit that nobody cares about|NAO TASTE MY EMO POWAR!!!1!!]]]] | ||
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'''''JAK X: COMBAT RACING:''''' Your everyday racing game with a Jak and Daxter skin. | '''''JAK X: COMBAT RACING:''''' Your everyday racing game with a Jak and Daxter skin. | ||
'''''Daxter:''''' Daxter takes a break in betwen JAK I and JAK II, why do you even care? | '''''Daxter:''''' Daxter takes a break in betwen JAK I and JAK II to tell bar storys, why do you even care? | ||
'''''JAK AND DAXTER: THE LAST FRONTIER:''''' Jak must save the world from eco shortages. thats it. | '''''JAK AND DAXTER: THE LAST FRONTIER:''''' Jak must save the world from eco shortages. thats it. | ||
==Eco== | ==Eco== | ||
{{rainbowsmall|ECO}} | {{rainbowsmall|GET THE ECO}} | ||
there are many types of eco to find in the world's <s>garbage can</s> "environment" it affects you in many ways but are useless anyway. such include: | |||
'''''Red Eco:''''' Makes you stronger for 3 seconds so don't even bother. | |||
'''''Blue Eco:''''' [[Sonic|Makes you fast.]] you also activate shit. | |||
'''''Yellow Eco:''''' makes you able to fire [[DBZ|Ki blasts]] nothing happens after that. | |||
'''''<s>Dark</s> Emo Eco:''''' does random shit or you can use it to use your emo form | |||
'''''Light Eco:''''' Its just reverse emo eco. Its the gayest of the eco varietys | |||
==Characters== | |||
'''''Jak:''''' a pretty cool guy and not afraid of anything but because of Naughty Dog's habit of making all thier characters emo, Jak becomes a sterotypical emo. | |||
'''''Daxter''''' Jak's sidekick who was turned into a furry by emo eco. manages to get laid in JAK 3 by a human who gets turned into a furry after getting fucking pants. | |||
'''''Samos:''''' sterotypical sage who can't do shit. | |||
'''''PrecursorS:''''' rag tag team of furfags who can fuck up everything. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Sonic]] | *[[Sonic]] | ||
*[[Faggotry]] | *[[Faggotry]] | ||
{{Gaming}} | {{Gaming}} | ||
{{furfaggotry}} | {{furfaggotry}} | ||
Revision as of 06:52, 7 July 2018
Jak and Daxter is about some kid and his ferret thing saving the world from god knows what. it was made by Naughty Dog, you know, the same furfags behind Crash Bandicoot. it was a success spanning a grand total of 6 games, each with moar edginess than the last. now its just getting it's 6 games remade 10,000 times
The Games
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy: the game that started this slow fail, Jak must save his friend, Daxter after he falls in some Dark Eco and saddly getting converted into a furfag then insert generic lore then ending with daxter acepting his new furry life.
The game forces you to hear this 72 times and 100% forces you to hear it even moar
JAK II: after finding some precursor tech, jak and daxter gets launched into the future and gets arested 2 seconds later. 2 years pass and jak after being experimented on, becomes emo and learns how to eat dark eco and use it for himself. nothing else happens afterwards.
JAK 3: more or less the same shit as JAK II but with a shitload of sand and a horrificly gay recolor of jak known as light jak.
JAK X: COMBAT RACING: Your everyday racing game with a Jak and Daxter skin.
Daxter: Daxter takes a break in betwen JAK I and JAK II to tell bar storys, why do you even care?
JAK AND DAXTER: THE LAST FRONTIER: Jak must save the world from eco shortages. thats it.
Eco
there are many types of eco to find in the world's garbage can "environment" it affects you in many ways but are useless anyway. such include:
Red Eco: Makes you stronger for 3 seconds so don't even bother.
Blue Eco: Makes you fast. you also activate shit.
Yellow Eco: makes you able to fire Ki blasts nothing happens after that.
Dark Emo Eco: does random shit or you can use it to use your emo form
Light Eco: Its just reverse emo eco. Its the gayest of the eco varietys
Characters
Jak: a pretty cool guy and not afraid of anything but because of Naughty Dog's habit of making all thier characters emo, Jak becomes a sterotypical emo.
Daxter Jak's sidekick who was turned into a furry by emo eco. manages to get laid in JAK 3 by a human who gets turned into a furry after getting fucking pants.
Samos: sterotypical sage who can't do shit.
PrecursorS: rag tag team of furfags who can fuck up everything.
See Also
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Jak and Daxter is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |