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| [[File:Dorian-thorn-before-after.jpg|center|900px|thumb|Both pictures are idiotic in their own way...]]
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| {{quote|I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of [[User:BekahQ|some people I met online]], in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices.
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| |Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick.}}<br>
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| [[Image:Dorian thorn face.jpg|thumb|lol haunted much?]]
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| [[Image:Dorian thorn eunuch closeup.jpg|thumb|Closeup of the ruined mess that used to be his dick]]
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| [[Last Thursday]], '''Dorian Thorn''' (AKA '''Matt Thompson''' AKA Shame Junkie) started as a [[troll]] for the [[lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[sick fuck]] he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
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| He started a blog that featured him sucking [[over 9000]] [[dicks]] and being a huge [[faggot]]. He documented himself:
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| * [http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 fucking his sister] (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
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| * sucking off a dog and a horse;
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| * [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
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| * getting fired for [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/GS89UKhKxS0mD7Q running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings];
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| * [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/kz77Vy5q5YC8A07 jerking off on his mom's picture], until he [http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF made himself impotent]
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| Then, after [http://motherless.com/0BEA789 eating his own shit] and [http://motherless.com/DA4273F drinking piss] ([http://motherless.com/408365E more than once]), he [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been removed his own dick] because it was full of [[AIDs]] and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
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| When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj save image files to their hard drives], and his is a type of dickless [[faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
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| Just in case he had any shreds of dignity remaining, Dorian now appears on {{tumblr|the-real-dorian-thorn|tumblr}} {{archive|3b1hT}} called Shame Junkie where numerous incidents of him being publicly exposed are documented. One can only wonder if ED is going to get a mention?
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{quote|Severing the penis without removing the testicles causes intense sexual frustration, since sexual urges and drive originate from the testicles but with no penis there is no way to satisfy them.
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| |Imagine this fucker's life.}}<br>
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| {{cg|Thorn|T|center|<gallery perrow="4">
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| File:Dorian-thorn-sucking-cocks.jpg|Sucking hundreds of cocks.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-faggot.jpg|How transgressive Dorian. How clever!
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| File:Dorian-thorn-cell-asking-for-it.jpg|Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
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| File:Dorian thorn ruins his dick.jpg|[http://motherless.com/ED1F5AF Castrating himself.]
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-banana-bitch.jpg|HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
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| File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Loves his sister.]
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| File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother
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| File:Thorn public domain.jpg|More people have seen his dick than his face.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|Story of his life.
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| File:Dorian and claudia thorn.JPG|Who is [[User:BekahQ|Claudia?]]
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| File:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Pretentious cunt.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-butthole.jpg|Totally not on the Internet anymore.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-practice.jpg|Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|Dude gave himself a chode.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
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| File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
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| File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
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| File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
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| File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
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| File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from {{dauser|dorianthorn|deviantART}}
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| File:Dorian thorn sucks cock 1.jpg|Sucking dick.
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| File:Dorian thorn cum face.jpg|Loving cum.
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| File:Dorian thorn buttsecks.jpg|Getting assfucked.
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| File:Thorn-cums-to-dead-baby.jpg|Boring idiot.
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| File:Thorn dressed.jpg|A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.
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| File:Dorian thorn shenanigans.jpg
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| File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Cover up! you shameless cretin.
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| File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?
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| File:DorianThorn-flick3.jpg
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| File:Dorian thorn boner fail.jpg
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| </gallery>}}<br>
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Shame Fetishism]]
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| * [[Attention Whore]]
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| * [[David Thorne]]
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| * [[Faggot]]
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| * [[USI]]
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| == External links ==
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| * [http://just.eroprofile.com/gallery/S3rMnUs22s0lnhj Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry]
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| * [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6177951861/triggers-self-harm-maybe-this-blog-has-been Dorian explaining why he removed his dick]
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| * <s>{{dauser|dorianthorn|His deviantArt page}}. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.</s>''' Baleeted!'''
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| * {{myspace|dorianthorn|His MySpace page}}
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| * {{facebook|themourningstar|His facebook profile,}} drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!
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| * {{yt|dorianthorn|His JewTube Channel}} '''Give all his vids a dislike rating!!'''
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| * [http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/post/6721459012/this-is-a-somewhat-unorthodox-submission-but-i Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence) ]
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| === Dorian's Porn Videos ===
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| *[http://just.eroprofile.com/play/2qz5h6bcIs9rrOF Jerking off]
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| *[http://motherless.com/59F5290 Shitting on a plate]
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| *[http://motherless.com/DF3E23A Shitting while jerking off]
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| *[http://motherless.com/B46C6D3 Fucking his sister]
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| *<s>[http://motherless.com/D0D7EC5 Assorted Best-Of compilation, including bonus incest footage!]</s>
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| [[Category:People|Thorn, Dorian]]
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