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'''The Buddhism Hotline''' (a.k.a. '''The Bootyism Hotline''') is a hotline created by trolls to trick everyone to think that they're a genuine hotline by posting their number for [[ Losers | trolls]] to call in and repetitively say [[nigger]], when this happens the host has a [[ bullshit | panic attack]] by flailing his arms and runs to the camera some of the time, if he doesn't do this he usually screams for Rajeev to hang up the call. The Buddhism Hotline is ran by expert troll and actor Jonathan Hills(he pronounces his name as Jonothon Hills). The hotline is ran by three main people, [[ Autism | Jonathon]], Mathis, and [[ Indian | Rajeev]]. Everyone on the show tends to critique Jonathon Hills because of his bizarre behavior, Jonathon does some questioning stuff, like grabbing a guest's crouch randomly without any context. | |||
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* [[Ghost]] | |||
Revision as of 23:15, 29 July 2018
The Buddhism Hotline (a.k.a. The Bootyism Hotline) is a hotline created by trolls to trick everyone to think that they're a genuine hotline by posting their number for trolls to call in and repetitively say nigger, when this happens the host has a panic attack by flailing his arms and runs to the camera some of the time, if he doesn't do this he usually screams for Rajeev to hang up the call. The Buddhism Hotline is ran by expert troll and actor Jonathan Hills(he pronounces his name as Jonothon Hills). The hotline is ran by three main people, Jonathon, Mathis, and Rajeev. Everyone on the show tends to critique Jonathon Hills because of his bizarre behavior, Jonathon does some questioning stuff, like grabbing a guest's crouch randomly without any context.
Professional Actors
It is quite obvious that everyone that has appeared on the Buddhism Hotline are really professional actors.
Jonathon Hills
Jonothan sometimes challenges someone to a game of something such as a wrestling match or a basketball game and always loses the games, you can tell by the way he plays that he's a troll, no one is that fucking autistic. You can also see if you go back in time, maybe two years ago that he didn't have a speech impediment that is as prevalent as now. He pronounces the word "joker" like "jocker", back a couple of years ago he didn't pronounce it like "jocker". Jonathon is a fucking furry and he makes it quite obvious by advocating for furry rights despite all furries being fags. Every once in awhile he actually cracks a smile, if this was a genuine hotline than he wouldn't hide the smile by running off of camera or hiding it using his hand. He made a stream about video games being a sin, but a few days later he made a stream of him playing Minecraft, he obviously got griefed. He has three products, those products are:
- His book called "Buddha Bless me,Buddha Bless You".
- His peas.
- His pea juice(which actually tastes like mountain dew according to someone that appeared on the show),
He says that all of these products are cheap, yet they cost 39.99.
Rajeev
There's not much known about Rajeev except that he handles all of the phone calls that come into the hotline. He has a Youtube channel that he streams on called the tech support hotline because he's Indian. When someone donates and plays the song Africa, he gets a raging boner and sings along in his ugly voice.
Videos
There have been many slip-ups from Jonathon Hills, some of these were on purpose, but some of these weren't on purpose.
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