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'''KAWS''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Brian Donnelly''') is a {{Age|1974|11|4}}-year-old [[New York]] [[Banksy|graffiti vandal]] turned [[modern art]]ist who steals [[copyright]]ed characters, slaps a [[Pirate|skull and crossbones]] on them and then [[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL|pretends that they're his very own original creations]]. Despite being an utterly [[You|talentless hack]] who couldn't even create an original character if [[Saw|Jigsaw]] was threatening to [[circumcision|chop off the tattered remains of his foreskin]], KAWS has gained a cult following of [[retarded]] [[artfag]] [[hipsters]] such as [[PewDiePie]] who are actually dumb enough to pay hundreds of dollars just to purchase a single item from KAWS' official line of [[overpriced]] [[plastic crap|plastic toys]]. | '''KAWS''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Brian Donnelly''') is a {{Age|1974|11|4}}-year-old [[New York]] [[Banksy|graffiti vandal]] turned [[modern art]]ist who steals [[copyright]]ed characters, slaps a [[Pirate|skull and crossbones]] on them and then [[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL|pretends that they're his very own original creations]]. Despite being an utterly [[You|talentless hack]] who couldn't even create an original character if [[Saw|Jigsaw]] was threatening to [[circumcision|chop off the tattered remains of his foreskin]], KAWS has gained a cult following of [[retarded]] [[artfag]] [[hipsters]] such as [[PewDiePie]] who are actually dumb enough to pay hundreds of dollars just to purchase a single item from KAWS' official line of [[overpriced]] [[plastic crap|plastic toys]]. | ||
KAWS' original creations include | KAWS' original creations include a dead [[Mickey Mouse]] [[ripoff]] called '''Companion''', a dead [[Elmo]] ripoff called '''[[BFF]]''' and a [[turd]] [[emoji]] ripoff called '''Warm Regards'''. | ||
Revision as of 16:13, 8 August 2018
KAWS (Powerword: Brian Donnelly) is a 50-year-old New York graffiti vandal turned modern artist who steals copyrighted characters, slaps a skull and crossbones on them and then pretends that they're his very own original creations. Despite being an utterly talentless hack who couldn't even create an original character if Jigsaw was threatening to chop off the tattered remains of his foreskin, KAWS has gained a cult following of retarded artfag hipsters such as PewDiePie who are actually dumb enough to pay hundreds of dollars just to purchase a single item from KAWS' official line of overpriced plastic toys.
KAWS' original creations include a dead Mickey Mouse ripoff called Companion, a dead Elmo ripoff called BFF and a turd emoji ripoff called Warm Regards.
KAWS on eBay
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A beautiful antique bronze sculpture from Japan:
$2,760 -
A huge chunk of plastic in the shape of Mickey Mouse's rotting corpse:
$21,100
KAWS the Hypocrite
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