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19:55, 23 January 2012 (CET)

Let's Play Article

Totally agree, video sites are absolutely drowning in fucking Let's Players and if we gave everyone of them an article it could spawn it's own wiki. (then again that's what Dead Horse Interchange was becoming at one point) I kinda agree on the 50k+ rule, but surely allow exceptions if said person has created particularly entertaining eDrama?

I'd give my right arm for people to return to ripping off the AVGN, at least they put effort in to that.--Funji 03:41, 7 July 2013 (EDT)

Shouldn't be too hard to do, the majority of Let's Players are devoid of any personality whatsoever. :-D--Funji 03:53, 7 July 2013 (EDT)

you son of a bitch

dont be fucking around with me or else (By user:Glittercakes who didn't even sign this fucking post)

nice puns

HEY THERE!
Hey, Cobaltcat/1! I saw what you did with Feminist Frequency.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

nice puns, you just made the gallery 10X better--milwin 04:42, 24 July 2013 (EDT)

nuchan pics

on the nuchan ED page there are images of me completely naked, ive proven it several times over to several people and begged several people but no one will remove the images, and everytime i do i get banned and it gets reposted, what can i do? im willing to do anything at this point. Sexlord 18:29, 25 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

ve tried the irc and no one is talking on it, can u not do anything if i prove its me in the pics, i can take a new pic with timestamp? im getting desperate, anything u can do, i will do whatever u want.Sexlord 18:40, 25 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

pics

if those are my options. i will take as many nude pics as u want if it means you try to help me get my images off of the nuchan ed

Sexlord 18:48, 25 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

pics 2

if i post 2 new nude pics on the nuchan ed page, after you've had your laugh can u help me? Sexlord 18:53, 25 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

Iz dis nigga crazy? • Mr.Jonzz 18:57, 25 July 2013 (EDT)

okay

the images are on the ed page, can u help me now, uve had ur laugh.Sexlord 19:18, 25 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

my pics

thats not fair. u said ud help.. now theirs more up there. i said id do anything, i did, please get my images off of the nuchan ed page. please.

nuchan images

please let me delete it, what do u want me to do? let me delete the images Sexlord 19:54, 25 July 2013 (EDT)sexlord

tales

nicole says thank you for cleaning up the article Uberfukken 22:56, 26 July 2013 (EDT)

hy

The Fluffernutter page you added some info to is for a future AOTN and will display on the front page, if you want to add anything do it on the article itself, kthnxbai! • Mr.Jonzz 14:59, 27 July 2013 (EDT)

Not really, I care for neither the comma nor your semi-colon and bird-like [sic] is one word... :D • Mr.Jonzz

15:23, 27 July 2013 (EDT)

sexlord

lol where did you find those sexlord pics?--milwin 06:12, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

nvrmind you took it from his facebook :D--milwin 06:18, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

sk8

Some pics already uploaded to the site you may be able to use if you do end up creating a skateboarding article...

• Mr.Jonzz 20:58, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

i fapped... :D

Can you give consideration to amending the colors in the quote section, they're foul and (it may just be my monitor) the text is kinda illegible.

Cheers • Mr.Jonzz

16:20, 10 August 2013 (EDT)

Sunshine

This Wikipedia won't let me add articles to templates. Would you be willing to assist?

Add Seasonal Affective Disorder to Template:Disease
Add Kaitlyn Hunt to Template:Pedoseries

Interstellar Shipping Inc. 02:48, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

I searched and no luck. Sadly my Photoshop skills are lacking. Interstellar Shipping Inc. 03:35, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Cheryl_Shuman&curid=537&diff=601395&oldid=601394

[[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]] likes this. 12:23, 9 December 2013 (EST)

Thanks

Writing is not my thing, but thank you very much for proofreading after me. I greatly appreciated it. LIATBuster30011 13:10, 16 August 2013 (EDT)

Matthew Craig on the SIDS Article

I added some words onto the SIDS article, and the Matthew Craig bit didn't make any sense to me. What am I missing? I couldn't find anything about him relevant to the subject.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 21:17, 19 August 2013 (EDT)

Image Fixes

They won't show up right away. Usually takes a day or two for them to get caught up on the CloudFlare cache. You can see the change though if you create an instance of the image with a new arbitrary size, like nyah:

Used 305px instead of its native 306px. This is a handy trick if it's an image for the PotN and needs altered ~right~ away, otherwise ya just gotta wait a few days. --Onideus 05:00, 20 August 2013 (EDT)

I hate the waiting game.

Atomicnumber27 05:07, 20 August 2013 (EDT)

LOL, yeah reuploading it also works, I've done that a few times myself. I'll baleet the duplicate for ya. --Onideus

05:21, 20 August 2013 (EDT)

Yes, it is sort of better.

Thank you :3 oddguy 15:55, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

PRISM

Good job at that cleaning up. I will tolerate that. I will probably need more of that in this article and future articles because I am not good with wiki features. Also :D Me Ne Frego! 01:44, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

Re: Asa's livejournal entries

Well this is what I think about Asa's two live journal entries:

1 The first livejournal entry (on Asa callling out "Linz") is nothing special, but it is true that Asa doesn't like other peoples' kids. I know a lot of people can't stand other peoples' kids, but it's ironic in Asa's case because, #1, Eric ALWAYS gets PISSED and nasty to anyone who dares to say anything negative about his daughters and how raises them (ie LindaDeCaro's YT comments about Asa saying rape infront of his daughters + BatDan's post on TGWTG forums on Asa's RL.)

Don't believe me, look at what he said on Parker Stanfield's "A Written Plea to Asalieri" video. Asalieri talks to the uploader and says that he would do more "One View Wonders" videos if it weren't for those "hypersensitive bitches" complaining about his videos reviewing kids' videos. I'm also not surprised Asa insults people who complain about his videos and "misrepresent" what he was doing/ his intent, when he, himself, berated BatDan over one fucking comment about ASA'S OWN KIDS AND IS STILL BAWWWING about him to this day! Damn..Anyway..

2 On his "back to the US" entry:

Nothing special. HOWEVER the last comment in his "back in the US" is interesting, because I heard it before. Look down V

"Yeah, had to escape with my kiddies or else i wouldn't have seen them ever again."

Interesting. On Facebook, he typed a note bad-mouthing Germany (he wonders why people troll him "facepalm") because three people came to his Dad's house giving him a hard time and interrogated him, then went on to just BAWWW about how Germany is still nationalist and communist as well as the fact that people shouldn't go there to travel. (lolWUT!?)

Someone else also posted on his ED page that he bad mouthed Germany because he believed that they were abusing his kids and yes, it would have been backed up if it weren't for Jfreedan B& his old account. On fb, he didn't say anything about child abuse, idk if this is important (to you) but when it came to his kids, he said he would homeschool his kids (like his communist father HE HATES stupid people.)

Anyway, if I were you I'd take a screencap of what he said in the comments in his October 16, 2010 livejournal entry - "back in the US". This comment > "Yeah, had to escape with my kiddies or else i wouldn't have seen them ever again." And unfortunately, that's it. Nothing special about the other livejournal entry (On Asa's Entry on Linz) -pladampa3

Heads up

The articles Pablo Rodriguez del Pozo and Michael Pungente are written by the same guy since both subjects come from here. Tell him we're not his personal army; he should suck it up and stop stitching his test patients badly. Hitmonchæn 06:38, 12 September 2013 (EDT)

What the FUCK?!

You wrote an article about ME?! On Encyclopedia Dramatica?!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!!!

You think that's funny?!!! NO! It's NOT funny! It's an INSULT!! I don't DESERVE being flamed by anybody, and I don't even DESERVE an article on a troll wiki like Encyclopedia Dramatica, you fucking bastard!!!!! I'm just in a FOUL PISSY MOOD that TV Tropes is starting to become less fun by letting its admins RUIN its rules by spamming articles with namespaces, destroying and renaming tropes, and deleting examples for being "zero context"!! I'm NOT a wiki troll, I'm NOT a faggot, and I'm NOT supposed to be a butt monkey!! The TV Tropes admins are LYING about me!!!! I just JOINED the site to stop being bored!!!

I can't BELIEVE you wrote an article making fun of me on THIS NASTY SITE!!!! You KNOW that ED is one of the WORST websites ever for trashing everything on the internet!! And trashing my work on deviantART and YouTube too?!! AGAIN?!!! You rotten, lousy, goddamn idiotic troll!!!! You guys are WORSE than the YouTube trolls who flamed me when I was 11-13 years old!!

Seriously!! You'd better take down that article you wrote about me RIGHT FUCKING NOW or I'll sue this site for harassment and cyberbullying!!! Nate Spidgewood 17:07, 10 October 2013 (EDT)

RE:Rantipedia template

I have re-upload the image in 16x16 pixels. How is it now? Mirrors II 14:10, 15 October 2013 (EDT)

Thank you. Mirrors II 14:22, 15 October 2013 (EDT)

Onigojirakaiju's page

It's going to get cleaned up after he calms down. He just caused new drama last night. I plan to move shit into more galleries after it becomes old news. ^{^{Are you butthurt?}} _{BAWWW here.} 15:43, 17 October 2013 (EDT)

Oy, Read This!

Srsly d00d...

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Image_Selection_Process#Choosing_The_Right_Format

You need to read that. --Onideus 06:47, 18 October 2013 (EDT)

You can't create quality that isn't there. There is no "CSI Magic Zoom" in real life....

The original actually looks like it was a YouTube video and then someone did a PNG screen cap. But as the video was encoded using a JPEG/MPEG based codec any true original quality was basically run through a proverbial digital washing machine six or eight times. Resaving it as a lossless format isn't going to magically bring back the quality that was lost though upon that original conversion. Once it's converted, that's it, what you see is what you get and it's impossible to restore lost quality, even if you resave it as a lossless format, all that's going to do is bloat the size to server staggering new heights. --Onideus

07:07, 18 October 2013 (EDT)

Discussion moved

I moved the discussion to User_talk:Onideus#Unfunny since it was mainly about Onideus than Princess Molestia. --JuniusThaddeus 14:03, 27 October 2013 (EDT)

Asa

Well done on the Asa family Dox, where on earth did you find them???

Just added a few family photos to go with them BTW--ChronicTehHedgehog 11:54, 29 October 2013 (EDT)

Ah, Cool! Thanks for the info!!! BTW if you're going through facebook, try and grab as many photos as possible, he's on lock down now.--ChronicTehHedgehog 12:12, 29 October 2013 (EDT)

Fuck mudkip

--milwin 16:58, 31 October 2013 (EDT)

TrollsNews

you actually going to do anything with it? it's marked for baleetion, i linked some vids on the talk page --Likeicare 00:58, 5 November 2013 (EST)

pewdiepie's girlfriend nudes

lol

--milwin 06:19, 6 November 2013 (EST)

Likeicare likes this.

Yo

i made this happen --Likeicare 18:43, 8 November 2013 (EST)

wayback

So you know, if changes to a template don't appear, you might need to purge it. Do so by changing &acition=edit to &action=purge. Below is an example. Any other questions let me know plz. Though I am still trying to sleep so it might be a bit.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Template:Wayback&action=purge

Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 03:47, 10 November 2013 (EST)

It's working for now. Later I will add in an optional display title=text like we do for the other templates. That said back to sleep for me.

Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 04:09, 10 November 2013 (EST)

Onideus Question

On the Onideus facebook archive you say that he threatened the facebook jew... was that a joke or is that something he actuallly tried to do? Given his track-record I wouldn't be surprised is that's something that really happened. oddguy 15:20, 14 November 2013 (EST)

Everything there is copypasta.

CobaltCat 16:01, 14 November 2013 (EST)

	“	Here are the inane and tl;dr Facebook postings of Onideus following his being b& from Encyclopedia Dramatica; the site now being possibly the only place he is tolerated OTI after he threatened Zuckerberg into submission so that he could create a new profile. They appear in a reverse chronological order with newest first.	„

This intro. oddguy 16:03, 14 November 2013 (EST)

Oh yeah, that is because he on EDF proclaimed some shit about how he would get his old FB profile back by threatening Zuckerberg.

CobaltCat 16:32, 14 November 2013 (EST)

Hahaha what a delusional fuck... I should look for that an add it to the article. oddguy 16:35, 14 November 2013 (EST)

The stuff in question

“	Oh well, I'll find a new "toy" to play with...maybe Zuckerberg for screwing my FB account.	„
—Onideus

CobaltCat 16:36, 14 November 2013 (EST)

HAHAHAHAHAHA Thank you! oddguy 16:38, 14 November 2013 (EST)

You like making link templates, right?

How about one for Newgrounds? oddguy 14:47, 23 November 2013 (EST)

hi pussy

We know you are the gayest admin and all, but why isn't the new version picture I uploaded showing?--milwin 02:43, 7 December 2013 (EST)

It can take some time before the server updates correctly. A fix is giving a new custom size.

CobaltCat 02:50, 7 December 2013 (EST)

mn9

Right on. Expanding to full article, shit is hitting the fan big time with this one. Uberfukken 08:09, 12 December 2013 (EST)

Ah thanks. Feel free to edit the page directly, any help is appreciated. Uberfukken 08:40, 12 December 2013 (EST)

By the way

Markiplier's favorite personality is Santa Claus. ••General Niggerson 02:24, 18 December 2013 (EST)

IKR. pretty unfunny ••General Niggerson 02:35, 18 December 2013 (EST)

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• Mr.Jonzz

23:08, 21 December 2013 (EST)

re:you fag

hi, yeah im doing good, and I'll suck your penis if you decide to work with me on cannibalizing everyone here.--milwin 08:21, 26 December 2013 (EST)

Hi!

It's not duplicate. Don't you see?

Chans

Who does here the head one now?--Ukrayinets 06:48, 4 January 2014 (EST)

LOL

Never knew about that one with Bill O'Reilly. 03:04, 5 January 2014 (EST)

KYM template

most of them linked have "/memes/" in them already. the kym link structure has several sub levels, "memes/subcultures/entryname," "memes/sites/entryname" etc. if you want to go through and check them all, have at it.-- Talk to me|Contribs 01:21, 6 January 2014 (EST)

Totalbiscuit' wife

10:56, 9 January 2014 (EST)

From now on, when I think to myself, "We could use a link template for that." I need to check the templates. Keeping up with you is becoming a challenge.

15:57, 10 January 2014 (EST)

RE:solar system

Looking at the revision history, I already thought of that but Mr. Jonzz suggested otherwise. 09:27, 12 January 2014 (EST)

Alright, I put this on the back burner but I have been thinking about it. Could you grab me a bunch of articles that you think should be included? I will check with J'onzz before changing anything, what does and doesn't look good is his area of expertise. I am thinking of having a futuristic slide down nav panel for the other articles. So it's a thought and I appreciate your patience.

^reply 01:40, 22 January 2014 (EST)

RE:steam

My preference is to minimize the use of spoilers and similar templates. That's just me, so if you feel it should be put back, go for it. Or even better, if it isn't already in the article, write something about it. The article needs some clean up and I'm going to work on it later. At the moment I'm experimenting with the #tag function. 07:57, 18 January 2014 (EST)

halp bitch

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:Toast_hottie.gif
dis isn't working wtf plz halp, original source: http://i.imgur.com/0Z7WPpe.gif --milwin 07:20, 19 January 2014 (EST)

Do you take requests?

http://www.cheezburger.com/5149425920

21:54, 19 January 2014 (EST)

I was thinking about a template for cheezburger.

^reply 00:04, 20 January 2014 (EST)

ty! And I do take it in the butt.

^reply 00:28, 20 January 2014 (EST)

If it doesn't improve by the time I finish will I get raped in the butt? ^reply 11:28, 21 January 2014 (EST)

faku

fak u cunt I was busy editing something when you pooped up--milwin 08:23, 20 January 2014 (EST)

RIP

^reply 12:42, 22 January 2014 (EST)

I hate you.

^reply 14:18, 22 January 2014 (EST)

RE:U R FAGGOT

Web browser: http://chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.wtfux.org&channel=#wiki
IRC client:  irc://irc.wtfux.org/wiki

^reply 16:34, 24 January 2014 (EST)

That's been around for almost a week.

^reply 15:22, 26 January 2014 (EST)

Alright, I'll have a look later.

^reply 15:26, 26 January 2014 (EST)

P.S. Get onto IRC.

^reply 15:29, 26 January 2014 (EST)

bump ^reply 02:33, 13 February 2014 (EST)

The MadShangi

This might amuse you. ^reply 08:09, 26 January 2014 (EST)

Now that I've had a chance to look into The MadShangi, 42 videos and 139 subscribers, I'm going with your suggestion just to remove his self-promotion videos from the article and anything else that links to him. The article is fine but I think he was hoping to get some traffic from ED. It isn't even worth making fun of him.

^reply 08:23, 26 January 2014 (EST)