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| [[Image:Gayalone.JPG|thumb|right|[[Feminists]] are practitioners of dying alone.]]
| | [https://youtu.be/VTJLrUzyAKE All my friends are dead push me to the edge] |
| [[Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|thumb|Much like his eyebrows, this [[azn|Azn]] will die alone.]]
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| [[Image:allmyfriendsaredead.jpg|thumb|<del>This is [[you]]</del> Like you would have friends.]]
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| The journey of '''dying alone''' is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of [[Buddhism]]. One must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was [[family|anyone]]). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of [[aspie|Assburger's]] or [[Antisocial Personality Disorder]] (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of [[drugs|dedication]].
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| == Dying Alone Checklist ==
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| <center>'''This is [[you|YOU]] bitching about your missed opportunity'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>EbxlqGXQeEM</youtube></center>
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| [[Image:wealldiealone01.jpg|thumb|OSHA-required warning sign reveals ugly truth.]]
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| === [[IRL|In real life]] ===
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| *You "identify" as one or more of
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| **a [[gamer]]
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| **a "[[Bloggers|blogger]]"
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| **a [[Feminism|feminist]] ([https://archive.is/0ooHg dying among a disgusting horde of pet cats still counts as "dying alone"])
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| **a "[[nu-male|male feminist]]"
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| **a "[[Social Justice Warrior]]"
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| **[[Fat|fat/chubby/curvy/"healthy"/etc.]]
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| *You [[hate]] your family and they [[nigger|don't understand why]].
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| *<s>You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to [[rape|"like"]] you.</s> [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one.
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| *You [[hate|have no relationship with]] your neighbors.([http://theync.com/media.php?name=14419-deranged-girl-kills-herself-in-bathtub....found-days-later-decaying who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh]).
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| *You [[Bill Hicks|despise humanity]] and prefer the company of [[you|yourself]], [[cat|cats]] and [[IRC|'people']] you have never met and probably never will.
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| *[[unemployed|You don't have a job.]]
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| : Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from [[McDonald's]]). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained [[Steve Irwin|khakis]]. You're the all-singing ([[WHEN I WAS]]), all-dancing ([[DDR]]) [[crap]] of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the [[IRL|status quo]].
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| *You maxed out all your credit cards on [[pr0n]], [[Farmville|Farmville coins]] , [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds]], or [[KFC]].
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| *The high point of every day is [[fap|fapping]].
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| *Your pu55y or p3n15 has been rubbed raw from fapping.
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| *You're [[Fat|300lbs]] and waiting for your Edward Cullen.
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| ===On the internet===
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| *You seed just to interact with someone.
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| *Google doesn't even keep a marketing profile on you.
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| *Facebook is useless, even bots don't add you.
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| *You make torrents, and hope the creation fails so you have something to do.
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| *You read spam and pretend its email from friends.
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| *You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call.
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| *You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it.
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| *You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking.
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| *You correct a spelling error in a checklist about you.
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| ==Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us==
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| [[Image:Fleshlight motivation.jpg|thumb|300px|Owning one of [[fleshlight|these]] guarantees that you will be dying happily alone. ]]
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| [[Image:PinkButt.jpg|thumb|right|Owning one of [[faggot|these]] guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.]]
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| [[File:Doglight.jpg|thumb|Owning one of these guarantees you're a [[dracoguard|demented]] [[Cory Williamson|dogfucker]] and will be dying alone.]]
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| *<s>[[Chris Benoit]]</s> [[an hero#An Hero version 2.0|took family with him]]
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| *<s>[[Donnie Darko]]</s> [[FAGGOT]]
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| *Amelia Earnhardt
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| *Edgar Allen Poe
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| *Pretty much everyone who went for the [[High Score]].
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| *[[Amy Winehouse]]
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| *[[Anna Nicole Smith]]
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| *[[Best Korea|Kim Jong Il]]
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| *[[Candyjunkie]]
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| *[[GG Allin]]
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| *[[David Bowie|Ziggy Stardust]]
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| *[[Elvis Presley]]
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| *[[H.P. Lovecraft]]
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| *[[Heath Ledger]]
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| *[[Eddsworld|Edd Gould]]
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| *[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]]
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| *[[Hippy|Jim Morrison]]
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| *[[Hunter S. Thompson]]
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| *[[Jade Goody]]
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| *[[Kurt Cobain]]
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| *[[Paul Walker]]
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| *[[Lesbian|Emily Dickinson]]
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| *[[Lilo]]
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| *[[Robin Williams]]
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| *[[Megan_Meier|Megan Meier]]
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| *[[Michael Jackson|Wacko Jacko]]
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| *[[Mitchell Henderson]]
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| *[[Ripper]]
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| *[[Anal Cunt|Seth Putnam]]
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| *[[Whore|Sylvia Plath]]
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| *[[halo|Noble Six]]
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| *[[jloveb]]
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| *[[science|Nikola Tesla]]
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless Cristopher McCandless]
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| *[[Verne Troyer]]
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| *[[William Atchison]]
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| ==People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone==
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| [[Image:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg|thumb|[[BAWWWWW]],I have no friends, noone is at my party and Im dying alone. [[rofl]][[pwnd]]]]
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| * Avid [[The Sims|Sims]] players
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| *Every member of the [[Psion Guild]]
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| *[[Azure-Neon]]
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| *[[BLARGH]]
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| *[[Chris Crocker]]
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| *[[Clayranger89]]
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| *[[David Hockey]]
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| *[[DaxFlame]]
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| *[[Dorian Thorn]]
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| *[[Dynacatlovesme]]
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| *[[Epic fat guy]]
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| *[[Irish282]]
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| *[[Joe Crusher Pickles]]
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| *[[JohnOfE]]
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| *[[Ket]]
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| *[[Kevin Havens]]
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| *[[Logan sperman]]
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| *[[Love Shy|Love-Shys]]
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| *[[Lowtax]]
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| *[[Mariotehplumber]]
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| *[[Nadine Schweigert]]- She wants to die alone so badly that she [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|MARRIED HERSELF]].
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| *[[Nesshelper]]
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| *[[03bgood]]
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| *[[Phil Fish]]
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| *[[Pit_Viper]]
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| *[[Pratt]]
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| *[[Ray_Gordon]]
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| *[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
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| *[[Sailormoonred1]]
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| *[[Shane Lee]]
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| *[[Sniff Heinkel]]
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| *[[Sonmanic]]
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| *[[Successful Troll]]
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| *[[Tanner Weed|Tanner Weed]]
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| *[[Teamfarce]]
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| *[[Timothy McVeigh]]
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| *[[Updownmostly]]
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| *[[User:Eppigy|eppigy]]
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| *[[User:NeoLobster|NeoLobster]]
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| *[[User:Theburk|BURK]]
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| *[[Vegan#SPECIAL_MENTION:__Camille_Marino|Camille Marino]]
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| *[[VenomFangX]]
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| *[[Veteran]]s
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| *[[Your Mom]]
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| *[[nullcherri]]
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| *[[user:Drunkenlazybastard|DLB]]
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| *http://www.youtube.com/user/teamfarce DO NOT WANT
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| *{{deviantart|ImperialHope}}
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| *{{ytlink|8sVxmaa2Ur8|Richard Biggins}}
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| *{{ytlink|oL1srsEWDYM|Captain James T. Kirk}}
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| ==People Who Deserve To Die Alone==
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| [[File:Renamon doll with vag.jpg|thumb|If you make/own one of these,you are a [[chris chan|weeaboo digifaggot]] who will die alone.]]
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| *[[Franky]]
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| *[[Angelic-Catalyst]]
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| *[[Randomlaughingman]]
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| *[[TTT]]
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| *[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
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| *[[Asalieri]]
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| *[[DisneyFan01]]
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| *[[Psychweasel]]
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| *[[Faggot|Jimmy Weaver]]
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| *[[Anonymous Borg]]
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| *[[Argent009]]
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| *[[Longseet]]
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| *[[Black Jesus]]
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| *[[Psychweasel]]
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| *[[Fred]]
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| *[[Samurai Jack]]
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| *[[JaSonic]]
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| *[[Kimmo Johan Alm]]
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| *[[Blaze Arctic]]
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| *[[Bill122460]]
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| *[[DrMusic2]]
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| *[[Chismah]]
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| *[[Spax3]]
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| *[[Perez Hilton]]
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| *[[Dane Cook]]
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| *[[Jimbo Wales]]
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| *[[Richard Dawkins]]
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| *[[Anthony Merino]]
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| *[[Tom Preston]]
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| *[[DarksydePhil]]
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| *[[WingsofRedemption]]
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| *[[W]]
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| *[[Slut|Jade O'Leary]]
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| *[[Dorian Thorn]]
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| *[[Onigojirakaiju]]
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| *[[Chris-chan]]
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| *[[Doug Walker]]
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| *[[Cosplay|Cosplayers]]
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| *[[Jack Thompson]]
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| *[[OJ Simpson]]
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| *[[Internet Reviewing|Doodletones]]
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| *[[Furries]]
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| *[[Bronies|Ponyfags]]
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| *[[God hates fags|Reverend Fred Phelps]]
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| *[[Mission: MySpace]]
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| *[[Cancerr]]
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| *[[Psychweasel]]
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| *[[SephirothPrincess941]]
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| *[[WAXLABLTABLER]]
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| *[[Niggers]]
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| *[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
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| *[[DBoyWheeler]]
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| *[[Lena Dunham]]
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| *[[ThatKidDouglas]]
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| *[[Nick Bate]]
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| *[[Vade]]
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| *[[Uwe Boll]]
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| *[[Peter Popoff]]
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| *[[Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis]]
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| *[[Psychweasel]]
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| *[[Professor Kuhtoons]]
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| *[[Tourneyfag|Tourneyfags]]
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| *[[Amy Schumer]]
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| *[[TempleOS|Terry A. Davis]]
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| *[[Kenny Glenn]]
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| *[[Kat Dennings]]
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| *[[Liberals]]
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| *[[Republicans]]
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| *[[Libertarians]]
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| *[[Jews|Jews]]
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| *[[Special snowflakes]]
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| *[[Feminists]]
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| *[[Juggalos]]
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| *[[Weeaboos]]
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| *[[Meta527II]]
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| *[[frozen fandom]]
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| *[[Jennifer Lee]]
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| *[[Chris Buck]]
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| *[[Goths]]
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| *[[Rose3212|Rose]]
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| *[[Leslie Jones]]
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| *[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
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| *[[Soulja Boy]]
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| *[[Doopie DoOver]]
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| *[[Nihilistic Snake]]
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| *[[Sarah Silverman]]
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| *[[Paul Feig]]
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| *[[The Eclectic Espeon]]
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| *[[DizzyMissLizzi]]
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| *[[I Dislike Cis People]]
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| *[[Nixxiom]]
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| *[[VinceintheBay]]
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| *[[Lizzy the Lezzy]]
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| *[[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]]
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| *[[MLP Forums|MLP Forums Users]]
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| *Anyone uploading shit to [[DeviantART]] or Pixiv
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| *[[Weegeeisgoingtokillm|Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.]]
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| *Rodheh ([[deviantart|devianTART]] & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people [[shit nobody cares about|think he's a "sperg"]].)
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| *Comradvolk (Another YTMND user who MIGHT die alone based on whether or not there's enough vodka after the storm hits.)
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| *[[Masochistic-Wolfie]]
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| * William Marshburn, [[Faggot|Faggoty]]-ass [[nerd|nerd]] from Bremerton WA
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| *The users of [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]], a [[Retard|hardcore]] and [[EXTREME|edgy]] [[Weeaboo|Reject Weeaboo]] bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved [[Ego|ego]] and long lasting [[Virgin|virginity]]
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| *[[You|You]]
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| * [[Hothead the mare]]
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| *[[User:Lesb1doodl3r|Lesb1doodl3r]]
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| * [[Saint fox]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[An Hero]]
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| *[[Avoidance]]
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| *[[Basement dweller]]
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| *[[BBWchan]]
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| *[[Brony]]
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| *[[Cuddle Party]]
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| *[[NORP|Dead Inside]]
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| *[[Forever Alone]]
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| *[[Hover hand]]
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| *[[Jenkem]]
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| *[[Lonely]]
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| *[[Pixelmari]] - A trap weeaboo that is trying to die alone.
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| *[[Pruno]]
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| *[[R9k|/r9k/]]
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| *[[Sex_game]]
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| *[[Totse]]
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| *[[Wizardchan]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1107584/Loner-built-network-tunnels-rubbish-home-dies-getting-lost-labyrinth.html Loner who built network of tunnels out of rubbish in his home dies alone after getting lost in labyrinth.]
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| *[http://www.involuntarycelibacy.com/ The incel project,a site intended to promote awareness of involunatary celibacy.]
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