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| {{quote|People have always been asking me why [[Skuee]] is always in my videos? Well the truth is he is here to help with [[furfandom|game reviews]] and [[faggotry|Vlogging]].|AJcomix}}
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| [[File:Ajroughnight.jpg|right|thumb|AJ in the morning, after a nice cumbath and some [[gay|game reviews]]]]
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| '''AJcomix''' is some anorexic [[jew|kike]] [[faggot]] from [[Florida]] that likes to have [[buttsecks]] with his furfag [[homosexual|lover]], [[Skuee]]. He's most likely the biggest [[Internet tough guy]] ever, and the most [[fail|successful]] [[e-lawyer]] out there. He [[bullshit|claims to be a pro in martial arts]], although he's still a [[anorexic|98 pound stick]]. It's also been rumored that he [[masturbates]] while trying [[shit no one cares about|telekinesis]]. He also seems to be [[gay|gayer]] than everyone that he subscribes to (no mean feat).
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| ==What He Is==
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| [[File:SkueeAJ.jpg|left|thumb|Blatant evidence of [[faggotry]] amongst these two.]]
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| A spineless [[Jew]] homosexual that loves video games so much that he fucks them with his [[micropenis]]. His Jewish personality comes into play every time he [[lies]] to his viewers, telling them he [[bullshit|does not]] spin dredels and [[o rly|is not]] loaded with cash. AJcomix is a Jew, and telling the truth would be a huge liability to his [[Jew gold]].
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| Not only is he a top-tier [[furry]] [[fucktard]], he has also apparently been dropped on his head enough to believe in [[LOL WUT|telekinesis]], which is of course the [[stupid|phenomenon]] of possessing the ability to [[gay|anally masturbate]] yourself with the [[Giant dildo of death]] without physically touching it. He has been known to practice with pencils (experimenting with urethral insertion), as well as tinfoil helmets (possibly to protect himself from the [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE]])
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| ==What He Has==
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| [[File:AJHayLadies.jpg|right|thumb|Hay, [[Skuee]]. How u doin' baby? Can I come over and have butt-sex with you? And for you other boys/men out there, do you find me attractive? Check me out on my MySpace page and come over to my house for a little fun. If you know what I mean... WE'LL ROLL AROUND THE BED UNDER THE SHEETS!]]
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| AJ appears to struggle with his [[lulzy|horrible]] condition known as [[Michael J Fox|Parkinson's disease]], as proved in his many videos that involve a HEAVY amount of twitching. He also [[cry|cries]] about how his friend [[Dog264]] got [[banhammer|b&]] on [[YouTube]], showing more evidence that his friends are [[faggots]] and [[cripples]].
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| ==His Activities on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]==
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| [[File:Ajanime.PNG|left|thumb|AJ's embarrassed because everyone knows he loves [[Skuee]]. And anime. But mostly [[Skuee]].]]
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| {{quote|They had a picture of his [[your mom|mother]] on there and [[BAWWW|his mother never gave them permission]] to put her image on the internet. [[e-lawyer|THAT IS ILLEGAL!]] If I could find the person responsible for this [[butthurt|I would kick them so hard in the balls, then beat the shit out of them]]. Then I'll [[lolwut|take them into court so they could get arrested]].|AJcomix}}
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| Because he is a [[butthurt]] [[faggot]], AJcomix created a user profile on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] under the creative name, AJComix, in order to [[blanking in progress|BALEET]] [[Skuee]]'s article like a little [[bitch]]. However, AJcomix is full of [[fail]] and consequently did not know about how [[vandalism is pointless]], so he swiftly received the [[banhammer]] from some [[SysOp]] or other while <s>the rest of ED</s> two people looked on and laughed.
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| ==O NOES HIS DOX WERE DROPPED==
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| [[File:AJMAD.jpg|left|thumb|AJ, being pissed off about the Internets coming after him.]]
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| {{quote|What do you mean I can't be civil? None of the haters are civil to me, posting my EXACT LOCATION, [[gamergate|calling me with DEATH THREATS...]] and like I said, losing [[idiot|a YEARS]] worth of work and built up [[usi|fanbase]]. I offered to be civil [[over 9000|millions]] of times, but they instead decide otherwise. This is the [[hater]]'s choice, not mine...|AJcomix}}
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| AJ's dox were dropped by [[Eric Bauman|someone]], [[EbaumsWorld|somewhere]] on the Internets. He got extremely pissed off and tried to be an e-lawyer, and he even failed at that. He has [[internet tough guy|threatened]] to call the police on the people who dropped his dox.
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| ===AJ Calls It All Off===
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| In his latest video, AJ claims to see no point in wasting time with the whole hater situation. In addition, he called off the whole police pursuit against anyone who attacks him or Skuee, realizing that the police will never help him, and will only laugh at his pathetic ass. AJ declares that he will block anyone with an IQ [[moar|lower]] than his, seeing as those comments will be intimidating to [[pussy|AJ]], and will only be dealing with [[homosexuals|cool people]] that suck his [[micropenis]]. The rest of approximate six minutes is supposedly filled with [[retarded|mindless]] drivel.
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| ==Jackass Wannabe==
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| [[File:AJToiletteRollNose.jpg|right|thumb|[[shit no one cares about|AJ has a toilet paper roll for a nose]].]]
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| In previous videos AJ announced that he would begin making "Jackass styled" skits. As anyone would expect these skits turned out to be filled with [[faggotry]]. These skits include such [[pansy|hardcore]] events as: jumping off of swings, pillow fights, walking around a house with a cassete, and [[raep|poking]] cats. Wow AJ, you sure are hardcore.
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| {{quote|I have a toilet paper roll for a nose.|AJcomix}}
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| ==Video==
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| <center><youtube>tsX7V_ce7Bk</youtube></center>
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| ==Related Articles==
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| *[[Skuee]]
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| *[[Dog264]]
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| *[[Faggot]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{yt|AJComixII}}
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| *{{dauser|ajcomix}}
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| *[http://stickam.com/profile/ajcomix His Stickam]
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| *[http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/recognition/65606.html His Gamefaqs]
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