Crunchyroll

Crunchyroll is an anime streaming service whose main goal in life is to remove all Japanese influences in the anime industry through subversion and the infiltration of SJWs in the anime industry. If you love Japanese anime, do whatever you can to stay away from this service. If you are subscribed to this service do whatever you can to find a different streaming service or unsubscribe completely. People who advertise for Crunchyroll are often payed shills trying to collect ad revenue. These people are far more dangerous to anime than 4Kids ever was or ever will be to anime. Paying for a Crunchyroll subscription is like paying for the genocide of the Japanese people.

If you watch anime on Crunchyroll then you are paying for the death of Japanese culture.

A tag team of cancer

With the help of Funimation, Crunchyroll changes the original script's translation to reflect the tastes of a dumbed down Western Audience

Why Crunchyroll is the Scourge of the Western World and Japan

• Despite giving people a chance to watch anime without pirating it, they outright despise anime
• They outright hate Japan despite what PR cucks tell you
• They hate the Western World and Western civilization
• The owner hates competition
• The owner hates other streaming services
• The owner hates websites where you can get anime for free
• They are ran by Jewish Marxists

How They Became "Popular"

Crunchycuck started out as a anime pirating service where they tried an get anime fan to like them in the most desperate way possible, how desperate were they? by trying to clickbait weeboos by promising hentai to steal thier money with "Premium Membership" however some weeboos (only like 7 of them) were aware of Crunchyroll's scam and a few years later divisived this strategy if a faggot forced them to watch this "service":

• 1. get Crunchyroll on a Vida game console (i,e the PS3 or Wii U)
• 2. make up an unverified Paypal Account
• 3. apply for thier premium membership trial and use the paypal account
• 4. rinse and repeat when the premium membership runs out.
• 5. Crunchyroll will get less money

How Crunchyroll uses Brainlets to Damage the Integrity of Anime

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The average Crunchyroll user in a nutshell

How famous JewTube users use comedic skits to lure in an unsuspecting audience

A person that goes to crunchyroll usually goes to this website due to the information brought by other YouTubers that have tons of views. Most people that view these YouTubers such as JohnTron usually do not realize that they are being scammed or that the people who advertise it are only advertising the product simply due to the brand name or to collect their daily autismbux known as ad revenue. Most sane people generally ignore these ads but due to the huge amounts of popular channels that shill for this service, the likability that one has heard about Crunchyroll as an anime streaming service is very high. Since that these YouTubers are giving them recognition at all, the odds that the average viewer will likely subscribe to Crunchyroll's streaming service is very high.

Crunchyroll Makes an Original Series

Behold the AIDS

Crunchyroll has recently made High Guardian Spice, an orginal show that does not belong on an anime streaming service and should likely not get any backlash if it was featured on Cartoon Network or Netflix instead, but since this is an anime network something like this has to be held up by much higher standards and as a result this show sucks ass even when compared to the worst of anime. Even the worst 4Kids dub had more soul and effort than this show.

See Also

• Kate Leth - One of the founders of Crunchyroll's original series, High Guardian Spice.
• 4Kids Entertainment - The predecessor to Crunchyroll. While 4Kid's goal was to appease Christian soccer moms, Crunchyroll's is to outright ruin anime as an art form by bringing folks from Tumblr into the anime industry.
• ResetERA - Many insiders of Crunchyroll are also influential members of ResetERA.

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