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NOTE: Everyone wants internet fame for coining the term Sparkledog. Since everyone is too pathetic to find another way to feel special, don't believe anyone.
NOTE: Everyone wants internet fame for coining the term Sparkledog. Since everyone is too pathetic to find another way to feel special, don't believe anyone.
[[File:With my hair BLINDING MY EYES by IceandSnow.jpg|thumb|right|350px|If only all of them knew they're ugly...]]




==Telltale signs==
==Telltale Signs==
[[Image:Tiger-wolf_braceface.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Typical]] sparkledog creator.]]
[[Image:Tiger-wolf_braceface.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Typical]] sparkledog creator.]]
[[File:Don't Need Anatomy.jpg|thumb|[[4chan]] weighs in on sparkledogs.]]
[[File:Don't Need Anatomy.jpg|thumb|[[4chan]] weighs in on sparkledogs.]]
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However, keep in mind that not <i> all </i> sparkleartists are unaware of how much of a disease this trend is. Some are so knowledgeable they keep contributing to it!
However, keep in mind that not <i> all </i> sparkleartists are unaware of how much of a disease this trend is. Some are so knowledgeable they keep contributing to it!
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==Galleries==
==Galleries==
===Sparkletarts===
===Sparkletarts===
<center><gallery>
{{cg||1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Sparklehitler.PNG|Stop the hate
Image:Sparklehitler.PNG|Stop the hate
Image:Sparkleracism.PNG|That's racist!
Image:Damn_DeviantArt_and_their_unoriginality.png|Look who's talking
Image:Damn_DeviantArt_and_their_unoriginality.png|Look who's talking
Image:Sparkletruth.png|Ain't it the truth
Image:Sparkletruth.png|Ain't it the truth
</gallery></center>
</gallery>|}}
<br>


===Sparkledogs in all their Technicolor [[Faggotry|Glory]]===
===Sparkledogs In All Their Technicolor [[Faggotry|Glory]]===
{{needsnomore|Sparkledog pics}}<br>
{{cg|Sunglasses Are Recommended|2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg|Sunglasses are Recommended|gallery1|center|<gallery>  
Image:Hypocritez.jpg|[[Anorexic]] [[hooker]] [[dog]]!
File:Hypocritez.jpg|[[Anorexic]] [[hooker]] [[dog]]!
Image:Sparkledogs_creature_Creator.jpg|Note the flowers, gems, tail, unicorn horn, wings and ridiculously bright colors.
Image:Sparkledogs_creature_Creator.jpg|Note the flowers, gems, tail, unicorn horn, wings and ridiculously bright colors.
Image:Sparklefloat.gif|Oh God, it's animated.
Image:Sparklefloat.gif|Oh God, it's animated.
Image:Sparkledog.png|It is common knowledge that sparkledogs fart sparkles.
Image:Sparkledog.png|It is common knowledge that sparkledogs fart sparkles.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Sparkledogs_butterflies.jpg|Now with mecha-wings.
Image:Sparkledogs_butterflies.jpg|Now with mecha-wings.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Fascai.png|IT'S TOTALLY [[not|ORIGINAL]]
Image:Fascai.png|IT'S TOTALLY [[not|ORIGINAL]]
Image:SPARKLEQUEEN.png|OOOH SEE THAT [[16_year_old_girl|GIRL]]....WATCH THAT SCENE, DIGGIN THE [[Vanillakitsune|SPARKLE QUEEN]].
Image:SPARKLEQUEEN.png|OOOH SEE THAT [[16_year_old_girl|GIRL]]....WATCH THAT SCENE, DIGGIN THE [[Vanillakitsune|SPARKLE QUEEN]].
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Image:Sparkledogs_hrrrraugh.jpg|This dog needs moar stitches.
Image:Sparkledogs_hrrrraugh.jpg|This dog needs moar stitches.
Image:Sparkledogs_ipod.png|how does a dog know what iPod is?
Image:Sparkledogs_ipod.png|how does a dog know what iPod is?
File:Green.PNG|What is wrong with her face?
Image:Green.PNG|What is wrong with her face?
Image:Sparkledogs_helpmylegsarebroked.jpg|That's what it gets for having such tiny ankles.
Image:Sparkledogs_helpmylegsarebroked.jpg|That's what it gets for having such tiny ankles.
Image:Anatomywow.jpg|Obnoxiously huge tails turn me on.
Image:Anatomywow.jpg|Obnoxiously huge tails turn me on.
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Image:SPARKLEPINK.PNG|WARNING! HEAVY EYE PROTECTION NEEDED!
Image:SPARKLEPINK.PNG|WARNING! HEAVY EYE PROTECTION NEEDED!
Image:ZIGZAGSPARKLES.PNG|I really don't know what to [[fail|say]]
Image:ZIGZAGSPARKLES.PNG|I really don't know what to [[fail|say]]
Image:SWORDDOG.PNG|Oh...it appears I've been impaled with a sword...
Image:SWORDDOG.PNG|Oh, it appears I've been impaled with a sword...
Image:HOLYSHIT.PNG|YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT!
Image:HOLYSHIT.PNG|YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT!
Image:OHMYFUCKINGGOD.png|[[gay|FUCKING AMAZING PINK HAIR!]]
Image:OHMYFUCKINGGOD.png|[[gay|FUCKING AMAZING PINK HAIR!]]
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Image:If_this_was_a_movie_by_abusedwolf.png|Count the Photoshop filters]]
Image:If_this_was_a_movie_by_abusedwolf.png|Count the Photoshop filters]]
Image:SPARKLEMOONBIRTH.gif|The birth of a sparkle dog.
Image:SPARKLEMOONBIRTH.gif|The birth of a sparkle dog.
</gallery>}}
Image:Teethy.jpg|The prettiest of them all.
Image:3woofs.png|AWOOOO
Image:Whaaattt.png| The deadliest sparkle dog ever?
Image:Sparkle_Dogs_-_Opposable_Thumbs.jpg
</gallery>|}}
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===Gloomdogs===
===Gloomdogs===
As the name suggests, instead of [[Shitting Rainbows|shitting rainbows]] these creatures see the dark abyss that is life. They also buy their collars from [[Hot Topic]]. Admittedly, gloomdogs are not always easily distinguished from sparkledogs, as they will most likely have a rainbow-colored garment on them, [[samefag|which is no surprise]].
As the name suggests, instead of [[Shitting Rainbows|shitting rainbows]] these creatures see the dark abyss that is life. They also buy their collars from [[Hot Topic]]. Admittedly, gloomdogs are not always easily distinguished from sparkledogs, as they will most likely have a rainbow-colored garment on them, [[samefag|which is no surprise]].<br><br>


{{needsnomore|Gloomdog pics}}<br>
{{cg|Crawling In My Fur, These Ticks Will Not Leave|3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
 
{{cg|Crawling in my fur ...|gallery2|center|<gallery>
Image:Sparkledogs_emokid.png|It's like [[Green Day]] only faggier (somehow).
Image:Sparkledogs_emokid.png|It's like [[Green Day]] only faggier (somehow).
Image:Into the frost of Winter by blue moon402.png|Moping in the snow is [[emo|hardcore]].
Image:Into the frost of Winter by blue moon402.png|Moping in the snow is [[emo|hardcore]].
Image:Sparkledogs_beatenbrokentormented.png|Craaaawling iiiiiin my fuuuuuur-
Image:Sparkledogs_beatenbrokentormented.png|Craaaawling iiiiiin my fuuuuuur-
Image:AYA DESIGN FOOLS by PanicPavo.png|Fuck, why?
Image:AYA DESIGN FOOLS by PanicPavo.png|Fuck, why?
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Sparkledogs_savvy.png|Apparently dislikes stereotypes...
Image:Sparkledogs_savvy.png|Apparently dislikes stereotypes...
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Sparkledogs_Scene.png|[[No|Sexy?]] My ass.
Image:Sparkledogs_Scene.png|[[No|Sexy?]] My ass.
Image:Sparkledogs_loltongue.png|[[emo|GLOOMDOG.]]
Image:Sparkledogs_loltongue.png|[[emo|GLOOMDOG.]]
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Image:Hysteria_reference_sheet_by_madhysteria.jpg|Big hair are bbbbbiiiigggg.
Image:Hysteria_reference_sheet_by_madhysteria.jpg|Big hair are bbbbbiiiigggg.
Image:Fursona by AnnaWolfe.png|I waz perfct but noaw I'm notz. D':
Image:Fursona by AnnaWolfe.png|I waz perfct but noaw I'm notz. D':
</gallery>}}
Image:Weightofthaworld.png| ):
</gallery>|}}
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===[[IRL]] Sparkledogs===
===[[IRL]] Sparkledogs===
{{cg|Animal Cruelty 101|gallery5|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Animal Cruelty 101|4|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Lion-Spaniel.jpg|[[Lion|JESUS CHRIST]] SOMEONE [[PETA|call PETA]]!
Image:Lion-Spaniel.jpg|[[Lion|JESUS CHRIST]] SOMEONE [[PETA|call PETA]]!
Image:RayPoodle.jpg|To see this color scheme in all it's glory, please get drunk.
Image:RayPoodle.jpg|To see this color scheme in all it's glory, please get drunk.
File:Princess chihuaua.jpg|No, [[Furfag|sex with her]] is still [[bestiality]].
Image:Princess chihuaua.jpg|No, [[Furfag|sex with her]] is still [[bestiality]].
File:Dog bikini.jpg|[[furfag|No, clothing doesn't help]].
Image:Dog bikini.jpg|[[furfag|No, clothing doesn't help]].
File:Dog painted nails.jpg|Yes, [[Wimmin|they paint the nails]], too.
Image:Dog painted nails.jpg|Yes, [[Wimmin|they paint the nails]], too.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Sparkledogs_dragon_poodle.jpg|[[FYIAD|I'm a DRAGON!]]
Image:Sparkledogs_dragon_poodle.jpg|[[FYIAD|I'm a DRAGON!]]
File:Prainbow back poodle.jpg|[[Rave|raver dog]] Fer realz.
Image:Prainbow back poodle.jpg|[[Rave|raver dog]] Fer realz.
File:Purple Chinese Crested.jpg|Prettying up the [[World's Ugliest Dog]].
Image:Purple Chinese Crested.jpg|Prettying up the [[World's Ugliest Dog]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Rainbow fluff.jpg|[[GRIDS|Gay Pride]] pup?
File:Rainbow fluff.jpg|[[GRIDS|Gay Pride]] pup?
Image:Dragon-poodle.jpg|[[FYIAD|I'm also a DRAGON!]]
File:Dragon-poodle.jpg|[[FYIAD|I'm also a DRAGON!]]
Image:Chinese Panda Dog.jpg|[[Chinese|In China]] They do [[Panda]]s.
File:Chinese Panda Dog.jpg|[[Chinese|In China]] They do [[Panda]]s.
Image:Sparkledogs_pirate.jpg|Something to please all those brainless Jack Sparrow fangirls!
Image:Sparkledogs_pirate.jpg|Something to please all those brainless Jack Sparrow fangirls!
Image:Mr_bubbles.jpg|One of the closest things to an IRL Sparkledog.
Image:Mr_bubbles.jpg|One of the closest things to an IRL Sparkledog.
File:Spider man dog.jpg|[[Spiderman]] knockoff.
Image:Spider man dog.jpg|[[Spiderman]] knockoff.
Image:irlsparkledog.jpg|One day, dogs will have their revenge.
Image:irlsparkledog.jpg|One day, dogs will have their revenge.
Image:Sparkledogs_grinch.jpg|He terrifies those with any form of good taste
Image:Sparkledogs_grinch.jpg|He terrifies those with any form of good taste
</gallery>}}
</gallery>|}}
<br>


===Sparkleanimals===
===Sparkleanimals===
And as if Technicolor dogs weren't bad enough, now the SPARKLY SENSATION is slowly spreading out to contaminate other innocent animals as well. Will this sickening virus ever be stopped?! Not as long as there are 16 year old girls with access to prismacolors out there...
And as if Technicolor dogs weren't bad enough, now the SPARKLY SENSATION is slowly spreading out to contaminate other innocent animals as well. Will this sickening virus ever be stopped?! Not as long as there are 16 year old girls with access to prismacolors out there...<br><br>


{{cg|Sparkleanimals|gallery3|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Rainbow Everything|5|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Queen by NinjaBunny07.jpg|I don't know what the fuck this is...
Image:Queen by NinjaBunny07.jpg|I don't know what the fuck this is...
Image:Elton the Sparkle Horse by zimzibar.jpg|
Image:Elton the Sparkle Horse by zimzibar.jpg
Image:Femtastic Adopt by daughterofthestars.jpg|Well we all knew that horse from [[Mr Hands]] was [[fabulous]].
Image:Femtastic Adopt by daughterofthestars.jpg|Well we all knew that horse from [[Mr Hands]] was [[fabulous]].
Image:Sparklekip.png|WE HAVE A [[Winrar|WINRAR]]!!!
Image:Sparklekip.png|WE HAVE A [[Winrar|WINRAR]]!!!
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:SPARKLE CATS AND DOGS ARE FUN by kittywolf300.png|[[gay|FABULOUS!]]
Image:SPARKLE CATS AND DOGS ARE FUN by kittywolf300.png|[[gay|FABULOUS!]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Colorchangepanda.PNG|A [[Fail|Red]] Panda that changes colors? [[gay|GENIUS!]]
Image:Colorchangepanda.PNG|A [[Fail|Red]] Panda that changes colors? [[gay|GENIUS!]]
Image:Sparkleweasel.png|Hearts coming out of a gun
Image:Sparkleweasel.png|Hearts coming out of a gun
Image:Welcome Poster 4 by THWT.png|Shoot me now...
Image:Welcome Poster 4 by THWT.png|Shoot me now...
Image:sparklecat.jpg|OH GOD [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]
Image:sparklecat.jpg|OH GOD [[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]
Image:WTFISAWHIBBLET.PNG|
Image:WTFISAWHIBBLET.PNG
Image:Sparklezebra.PNG| The Fruit-Stripes [[zebra]] got [[fat]].
Image:Sparklezebra.PNG| The Fruit-Stripes [[zebra]] got [[fat]].
Image:Sparklegiraffe.PNG|I can't make this shit up.
Image:Sparklegiraffe.PNG|I can't make this shit up.
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Image:Epichybrid.PNG|Uh...
Image:Epichybrid.PNG|Uh...
Image:Glowstripes.PNG|It GLOWS!
Image:Glowstripes.PNG|It GLOWS!
Image:Sparklegoat.PNG|
Image:Sparklegoat.PNG
Image:Starcat.PNG|
Image:Starcat.PNG
Image:Asphinx.PNG|
Image:Asphinx.PNG
Image:Cowdragon.PNG|
Image:Cowdragon.PNG
Image:Gayname.PNG|
Image:Gayname.PNG
Image:Goggles.PNG|[[gay|Goggles on possums.]]
Image:Goggles.PNG|[[gay|Goggles on possums.]]
Image:Trunks_Lion.jpg|typical Sparklelion. Unsurprisingly, all of them are [[Lion King]] ripoffs.
Image:Trunks_Lion.jpg|typical Sparklelion. Unsurprisingly, all of them are [[Lion King]] ripoffs.
Image:Valentino Cheetah Reow by Kuitsuku.png|Sparklecheetah
Image:Valentino Cheetah Reow by Kuitsuku.png|Sparklecheetah
Image:Kookos.png|
Image:Kookos.png
Image:SparkleSpaceMarine OC Deimos by DOOMchan.png|Even humans aren't immune to the plague.
Image:SparkleSpaceMarine OC Deimos by DOOMchan.png|Even humans aren't immune to the plague.
Image:Garder.png|sparkle cats commonly have misplaced genitals... so you can tell they are boys
Image:Garder.png|sparkle cats commonly have misplaced genitals... so you can tell they are boys
Image:Sparkletrog_copy2.jpg|Sparkletrog
</gallery>|}}
</gallery>}}
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===Dogification===
===Dogification===
K guize, here's the idea: We r gonna take pre-existing human and aneemal characters n real ppl and turn them into dawgs, k?
K guize, here's the idea: We r gonna take pre-existing human and aneemal characters n real ppl and turn them into dawgs, k?<br><br>


{{cg|Dogification|gallery4|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Has Science Gone Too Far?|6|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:GERARDWAYDOGLOL.PNG|[[WHEN I WAS]]
Image:GERARDWAYDOGLOL.PNG|[[WHEN I WAS]]
Image:ALICECULLENLOL.PNG|[[Twilight|It's da best book evar, guize!]]
Image:ALICECULLENLOL.PNG|[[Twilight|It's da best book evar, guize!]]
Image:Loljaspercullen.PNG|[[Twilight|It rly is!]]
Image:Loljaspercullen.PNG|[[Twilight|It rly is!]]
Image:TWILIGHTDAWG.PNG|[[Twilight|SRSLY!]]
Image:TWILIGHTDAWG.PNG|[[Twilight|SRSLY!]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:GHOSTRIDERWOLF2.PNG|OH, FUCK NO!
Image:GHOSTRIDERWOLF2.PNG|OH, FUCK NO!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Edwarddog.PNG|[[Twilight|OMG, EDWARD!]]
Image:Edwarddog.PNG|[[Twilight|OMG, EDWARD!]]
Image:Obama_dawg.jpg|[[Obama]] dog, wtf
Image:Obama_dawg.jpg|[[Obama]] dog, wtf
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Image:Bleachdogs17.PNG|[[Bleach|All.]]
Image:Bleachdogs17.PNG|[[Bleach|All.]]
Image:Halodog.PNG|I think [[Halo]] is a [[Pretty cool guy|pretty cool <s>guy</s> dog.]]
Image:Halodog.PNG|I think [[Halo]] is a [[Pretty cool guy|pretty cool <s>guy</s> dog.]]
</gallery>}}
Image:-3333333333luu.png
</gallery>|}}
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==See Also:==
==See Also==
===Yet More Sparkledog Variations===
===Yet More Sparkledog Variations===
*[[Furry]]
*[[Furry]]
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*[[Waterdogs]]
*[[Waterdogs]]
*[[Sparkling Wiggles]]
*[[Sparkling Wiggles]]
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===Infamous Sparkledog Creators===
===Infamous Sparkledog Creators===
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*[[Twilight|Sparklevamps]]
*[[Twilight|Sparklevamps]]
*[[Vanillakitsune]]
*[[Vanillakitsune]]
*[[Haydendaft]]
*[[BlueshineWolf]]
*[[BlueshineWolf]]
*[[MirrorZan]]
*[[MirrorZan]]
*[[Pink Poodle]]
*Lupus Vulpes, fittingly named after a type of [[Cancer]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/LupisVulpes/featured] (goes by the name MeritFerret on deviatart [http://meritferret.deviantart.com/])
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==External links==
*[http://tinipuppini.com/ holy shit sparkledog toys, hopefully it's full of toxic lead and kills baby furfags amirite?]  
*[http://tinipuppini.com/ holy shit sparkledog toys, hopefully it's full of toxic lead and kills baby furfags amirite?]  
*[http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html JESUS SODDING CHRIST, MAKE SURE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A HEART CONDITION BEFORE CLICKING THIS]dead
*[http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html JESUS SODDING CHRIST, MAKE SURE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A HEART CONDITION BEFORE CLICKING THIS]dead
*[http://clubsparkledog.deviantart.com SPARKLEDOG FAN CLUB? There is no god.]
*[http://clubsparkledog.deviantart.com SPARKLEDOG FAN CLUB? There is no god.]
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Latest revision as of 05:33, 17 September 2018

What? This article does not need any more Sparkledog pics, not at all.
You can help by not adding anything, especially not Sparkledog pics.


Sparkledogs are the most recent and popular fad sweeping the preteen population of devianTART. The Sparkledogs have taken the Lapist "fursona" and added arm warmers. They've gained their nickname from their horrendously mismatched color schemes, ridiculous hyooman hairstyles, and useless accessories so numerous you'd wonder how the fucking thing would be able to move at all (How does a dog put on headphones? it is a *~mystery~*). Creators of sparkle bitches tend to get a little fucking INSANE when it comes to "copyrights" and owning every single color under the spectrum. When they aren't circle jerking in their little high school-esque cliques they're screaming "MINEMINEMINE DON'T STEAL TAKE THAT DOWN NOW!!1" at each other instead.

VanillaKitsune is their goddess and they gank her already ripped style to no end. In fact, the easiest way to identify a sparklefag is to simply judge by her front page(because all the kiddies usually associated with these atrocities are bisexual 16 year-olds).

NOTE: Everyone wants internet fame for coining the term Sparkledog. Since everyone is too pathetic to find another way to feel special, don't believe anyone.

If only all of them knew they're ugly...


Telltale Signs

Typical sparkledog creator.
4chan weighs in on sparkledogs.
Typical sparkledog artist


Does the artist:

A) Conceal their shitty grasp of anatomy under piles of poofy fluff?

B) Plaster annoying watermarks over art no one would have the mind to steal?

C) Have a sparkly pixelated Technicolor puppy for an icon?

D) Draw EVERYTHING AS A DOG?

E) Have a vaguely VanillaKitsune/Disney-like style?

F) Go batshitfuckingnuts whenever you use a color that was previously used on one of their characters?

G) Draw "art" that looks like it was shat all over by a spastic retarded clown?

H) Make a comic with lots of stereotypical wolf characters that no one gives a shit about?

I) Act like you listen and take honest critque but really just keep drawings the same shit over and over?

J) Say that you love your haters?

K) ALL OF THE ABOVE?!

If so, it's likely that you've spotted one of these socially inept bitches around. 4 out of 5 EDiot doctors recommend dousing your eyes with some prescribed eyebleach after viewing such retina-damaging material, then proceeding to laugh at/troll these crazy kids to hell and back. Every one of them's fair game.

These blindness-inducing manifestations from the psyches of bratty 13-year-old scene furries are enough to send any sane reader's head driving into the nearest brick wall. What's sad is that these kids actually think drawing this shit makes them an artist. They also can't take constructive critique worth shit - if you want to piss one of them off, that's the easiest way to do it.

It's also worth pointing out that most Sparkledog characters are born and die in just a single ref-sheet. Or at least this is what happens in their creator's gallery, since the sole purpose of over 99% of these characters is getting fanart of them. And since every Sparkledog looks anatomically the fucking same, a brilliant tactic to gets loads of attention with very little effort consists in drawing so-called "adoptables". This is, the artist draws a single doggy lineart, and colors it over nine thousand times in MS Paint, with the rainbow colors and senseless marking of all their Sparklebuddies creations and adding wings, horns, and faggotry like that when it corresponds.

However, keep in mind that not all sparkleartists are unaware of how much of a disease this trend is. Some are so knowledgeable they keep contributing to it!

Galleries

Sparkletarts

  • Stop the hate
    Stop the hate
  • Look who's talking
    Look who's talking
  • Ain't it the truth
    Ain't it the truth
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Sparkledogs In All Their Technicolor Glory

Sunglasses Are Recommended About missing Pics
  • Anorexic hooker dog!
    Anorexic hooker dog!
  • Note the flowers, gems, tail, unicorn horn, wings and ridiculously bright colors.
    Note the flowers, gems, tail, unicorn horn, wings and ridiculously bright colors.
  • Oh God, it's animated.
    Oh God, it's animated.
  • It is common knowledge that sparkledogs fart sparkles.
    It is common knowledge that sparkledogs fart sparkles.
  • Now with mecha-wings.
    Now with mecha-wings.
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  • IT'S TOTALLY ORIGINAL
    IT'S TOTALLY ORIGINAL
  • OOOH SEE THAT GIRL....WATCH THAT SCENE, DIGGIN THE SPARKLE QUEEN.
    OOOH SEE THAT GIRL....WATCH THAT SCENE, DIGGIN THE SPARKLE QUEEN.
  • Rainbow ears.....the creator is obviously gay.
    Rainbow ears.....the creator is obviously gay.
  • Huge noses totally turn me on.
    Huge noses totally turn me on.
  • Not even drug addicts see these sort of creatures.
    Not even drug addicts see these sort of creatures.
  • DAMN NIGGA
    DAMN NIGGA
  • This dog needs moar stitches.
    This dog needs moar stitches.
  • how does a dog know what iPod is?
    how does a dog know what iPod is?
  • What is wrong with her face?
    What is wrong with her face?
  • That's what it gets for having such tiny ankles.
    That's what it gets for having such tiny ankles.
  • Obnoxiously huge tails turn me on.
    Obnoxiously huge tails turn me on.
  • I want to fucking shoot it.
    I want to fucking shoot it.
  • What the fuck is a dog going to do with all those stupid accessories?
    What the fuck is a dog going to do with all those stupid accessories?
  • Looks like that thing from the Rita cartoons.
    Looks like that thing from the Rita cartoons.
  • SUPER KAWAII!!1!
    SUPER KAWAII!!1!
  • I see your dog likes hairclips - my dog likes to lick his balls.
    I see your dog likes hairclips - my dog likes to lick his balls.
  • Happy? He's FABULOUS!!!
    Happy? He's FABULOUS!!!
  • If you see this creature IRL call a doctor.
    If you see this creature IRL call a doctor.
  • Crap even by Sparkle dog standards.
    Crap even by Sparkle dog standards.
  • This sparkledog has ears as big as your mom's ass.
    This sparkledog has ears as big as your mom's ass.
  • Probably feeds on green jizz.
    Probably feeds on green jizz.
  • Sparkledog love
    Sparkledog love
  • DIGIMANZ!
    DIGIMANZ!
  • Don't copy, or you'll be just like the rest of them.
    Don't copy, or you'll be just like the rest of them.
  • NEEDS SOME SHINY DESU SHADING PLZ
    NEEDS SOME SHINY DESU SHADING PLZ
  • Totally punk rawk!
    Totally punk rawk!
  • Leg warmers on dogs.
    Leg warmers on dogs.
  • Rainbow tail, a common trait of sparkledogs
    Rainbow tail, a common trait of sparkledogs
  • What a lovely design.
    What a lovely design.
  • Oh God...
    Oh God...
  • Note the crotchwings.
    Note the crotchwings.
  • OH SHI-
    OH SHI-
  • It looks more like a malformed horse than a dog amirite??
    It looks more like a malformed horse than a dog amirite??
  • chubbylol
    chubbylol
  • I hide my ugly under piles of fluff. n_n
    I hide my ugly under piles of fluff. n_n
  • Gradients are the next cool thing!
    Gradients are the next cool thing!
  • LET'S START A RIOT!
    LET'S START A RIOT!
  • WARNING! HEAVY EYE PROTECTION NEEDED!
    WARNING! HEAVY EYE PROTECTION NEEDED!
  • I really don't know what to say
    I really don't know what to say
  • Oh, it appears I've been impaled with a sword...
    Oh, it appears I've been impaled with a sword...
  • YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT!
    YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT!
  • FUCKING AMAZING PINK HAIR!
    FUCKING AMAZING PINK HAIR!
  • Hermaphrodite dogz r su kwl.
    Hermaphrodite dogz r su kwl.
  • Newton never would have thought about those tails.
    Newton never would have thought about those tails.
  • WE HAVE A WINNER!
    WE HAVE A WINNER!
  • I like accessories. n_n
    I like accessories. n_n
  • "She considers her brother her mate. xD"
    "She considers her brother her mate. xD"
  • KAWAII! n_____n
    KAWAII! n_____n
  • Ugly boy plushies NOT OPTIONAL!!1
    Ugly boy plushies NOT OPTIONAL!!1
  • How hideous. Is this really supposed to be seducing me? Epic fail, plz.
    How hideous. Is this really supposed to be seducing me? Epic fail, plz.
  • Since when do wolves wear garter belts?
    Since when do wolves wear garter belts?
  • FAILED FURSONA. What a fagggot.
    FAILED FURSONA. What a fagggot.
  • LETS ALL COPY VK!!1
    LETS ALL COPY VK!!1
  • What the fuck is it?
    What the fuck is it?
  • Piercings on dog is SO COOL AMIRITE???
    Piercings on dog is SO COOL AMIRITE???
  • KAWAIIDESUPRETTYNESS n___n
    KAWAIIDESUPRETTYNESS n___n
  • Buttwings.
    Buttwings.
  • Fucking killed my eyes...
    Fucking killed my eyes...
  • Patterns. ^-^
    Patterns. ^-^
  • Like something a retarded second-grader would make in art class.
    Like something a retarded second-grader would make in art class.
  • ITS LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD- er...dog
    ITS LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD- er...dog
  • MY EYES, MY EYES
    MY EYES, MY EYES
  • What the hell is "Aqueous Lupus"?
    What the hell is "Aqueous Lupus"?
  • It just never ends
    It just never ends
  • Craaaaap
    Craaaaap
  • HEY THERE TRIXY ^-^
    HEY THERE TRIXY ^-^
  • Fucking beautiful
    Fucking beautiful
  • A pokemon dog with a globe on it's ass.
    A pokemon dog with a globe on it's ass.
  • FANTA FANTA
    FANTA FANTA
  • Looks like someone's been going a little too heavy on the drugs
    Looks like someone's been going a little too heavy on the drugs
  • Wing piercings on dog
    Wing piercings on dog
  • Another dog with headphones.
    Another dog with headphones.
  • A sparkledog that can turn into a phone??? GENIUS!!!1
    A sparkledog that can turn into a phone??? GENIUS!!!1
  • MOAR scene hair on dogs!
    MOAR scene hair on dogs!
  • OBEY!
    OBEY!
  • WTF?!
    WTF?!
  • RAINBOWRIFFIC! ^-^
    RAINBOWRIFFIC! ^-^
  • AQUAFRESH
    AQUAFRESH
  • My pet rat can draw better than this!
    My pet rat can draw better than this!
  • I'd really like to know what this is
    I'd really like to know what this is
  • WARNING: LSD IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
    WARNING: LSD IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
  • Rnbw haer on dawg
    Rnbw haer on dawg
  • WE WISH YOU A SPARKLY CHRISTMAS AND A DESU NEW YEAR ^___^
    WE WISH YOU A SPARKLY CHRISTMAS AND A DESU NEW YEAR ^___^
  • What has an overload of piercings, too many accessories to count, and colors that make no sense? SPARKLEDOGS!!! ^_____^
    What has an overload of piercings, too many accessories to count, and colors that make no sense? SPARKLEDOGS!!! ^_____^
  • Rainbows + antennae = GENIUS
    Rainbows + antennae = GENIUS
  • AIDS
    AIDS
  • Please tell me this is some kind of parody
    Please tell me this is some kind of parody
  • Note the blatant color clash
    Note the blatant color clash
  • Complete with gravity defying tail ^-^
    Complete with gravity defying tail ^-^
  • Pink + heart markings + 404 piercings = SPARKLE!!!!
    Pink + heart markings + 404 piercings = SPARKLE!!!!
  • I'm a pretty mermaid ^0^
    I'm a pretty mermaid ^0^
  • Gotta love them mismatched colors
    Gotta love them mismatched colors
  • Over 100 hideous colors went into the making of this sparkledog.
    Over 100 hideous colors went into the making of this sparkledog.
  • There is no part of this anatomy that makes sense.
    There is no part of this anatomy that makes sense.
  • Purple, pink and rainbow galore!
    Purple, pink and rainbow galore!
  • Dogs with imaginary friends.
    Dogs with imaginary friends.
  • rainbows! ^-^
    rainbows! ^-^
  • How very aptly named.
    How very aptly named.
  • The worst part: it's barely recognizable as a dog.
    The worst part: it's barely recognizable as a dog.
  • ^_^
    ^_^
  • A pink poodle with butthearts by the sparkledog princess, [Faeora]
    A pink poodle with butthearts by the sparkledog princess, [Faeora]
  • I take three hours every day to get my hair just right. n_n
    I take three hours every day to get my hair just right. n_n
  • This is technically a gloom dog, but....
    This is technically a gloom dog, but....
  • How do these people come up with these things?!
    How do these people come up with these things?!
  • OMG, UNICORN DOG!, SO KAWAII!
    OMG, UNICORN DOG!, SO KAWAII!
  • wtf is this shit?
    wtf is this shit?
  • You can be happy and unhappy at the same time? I srsly didn't know that! Lyke for realz! This is definitely product of an overactive 16-year-old mind. Ohwait! [Lolipopscake] is only 11. My bad!
    You can be happy and unhappy at the same time? I srsly didn't know that! Lyke for realz! This is definitely product of an overactive 16-year-old mind. Ohwait! [Lolipopscake] is only 11. My bad!
  • Oh kawaii symbols and glowing ^_^;;;;;
    Oh kawaii symbols and glowing ^_^;;;;;
  • Count the Photoshop filters]]
    Count the Photoshop filters]]
  • The birth of a sparkle dog.
    The birth of a sparkle dog.
  • The prettiest of them all.
    The prettiest of them all.
  • AWOOOO
    AWOOOO
  • The deadliest sparkle dog ever?
    The deadliest sparkle dog ever?


Gloomdogs

As the name suggests, instead of shitting rainbows these creatures see the dark abyss that is life. They also buy their collars from Hot Topic. Admittedly, gloomdogs are not always easily distinguished from sparkledogs, as they will most likely have a rainbow-colored garment on them, which is no surprise.

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  • It's like Green Day only faggier (somehow).
    It's like Green Day only faggier (somehow).
  • Moping in the snow is hardcore.
    Moping in the snow is hardcore.
  • Craaaawling iiiiiin my fuuuuuur-
    Craaaawling iiiiiin my fuuuuuur-
  • Fuck, why?
    Fuck, why?
  • Apparently dislikes stereotypes...
    Apparently dislikes stereotypes...
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  • Sexy? My ass.
    Sexy? My ass.
  • GLOOMDOG.
    GLOOMDOG.
  • DEATH DAWG!
    DEATH DAWG!
  • My daddy raped me when I was little ;_;
    My daddy raped me when I was little ;_;
  • Where's my razor?
    Where's my razor?
  • Maybe it's emo because it's gay?
    Maybe it's emo because it's gay?
  • Gay emo dog
    Gay emo dog
  • This isn't a dog, it's a "Fluorescent Wolf"
    This isn't a dog, it's a "Fluorescent Wolf"
  • That's not blood. It's Kool Aid tears!
    That's not blood. It's Kool Aid tears!
  • Is there a doctor in the house?
    Is there a doctor in the house?
  • Wtf is even going on in this picture?
    Wtf is even going on in this picture?
  • I iz part dinosaur. Rawr.
    I iz part dinosaur. Rawr.
  • You spelled it wrongz.
    You spelled it wrongz.
  • Long legs are looooooooong.
    Long legs are looooooooong.
  • If it's tongue freezes stuff... shouldn't it be frozen?
    If it's tongue freezes stuff... shouldn't it be frozen?
  • Yes, my eyes are in agony too.
    Yes, my eyes are in agony too.
  • Big hair are bbbbbiiiigggg.
    Big hair are bbbbbiiiigggg.
  • I waz perfct but noaw I'm notz. D':
    I waz perfct but noaw I'm notz. D':
  • ):
    ):


IRL Sparkledogs

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Sparkleanimals

And as if Technicolor dogs weren't bad enough, now the SPARKLY SENSATION is slowly spreading out to contaminate other innocent animals as well. Will this sickening virus ever be stopped?! Not as long as there are 16 year old girls with access to prismacolors out there...

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  • A Red Panda that changes colors? GENIUS!
    A Red Panda that changes colors? GENIUS!
  • Hearts coming out of a gun
    Hearts coming out of a gun
  • Shoot me now...
    Shoot me now...
  • OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
    OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
  • The Fruit-Stripes zebra got fat.
    The Fruit-Stripes zebra got fat.
  • I can't make this shit up.
    I can't make this shit up.
  • Dragunz
    Dragunz
  • Deer peacock
    Deer peacock
  • Yes, this is a guy lorse.
    Yes, this is a guy lorse.
  • Uh...
    Uh...
  • It GLOWS!
    It GLOWS!
  • Goggles on possums.
    Goggles on possums.
  • typical Sparklelion. Unsurprisingly, all of them are Lion King ripoffs.
    typical Sparklelion. Unsurprisingly, all of them are Lion King ripoffs.
  • Sparklecheetah
    Sparklecheetah
  • Even humans aren't immune to the plague.
    Even humans aren't immune to the plague.
  • sparkle cats commonly have misplaced genitals... so you can tell they are boys
    sparkle cats commonly have misplaced genitals... so you can tell they are boys


Dogification

K guize, here's the idea: We r gonna take pre-existing human and aneemal characters n real ppl and turn them into dawgs, k?

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See Also

Yet More Sparkledog Variations


Infamous Sparkledog Creators



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