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[[Image:Mitchellhenderson.jpg|thumb|History's most celebrated [[An hero]].]]
u/schlongsosig
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|Mitchell received the coveted [[Golden iPod]] for his feat...but then later lost it]]
Fact: the murder rate for illegal immigrants is 10 times higher than those of American citizens. Fact: if a woman dresses a certain way, then she's asking for it and she'll get whatever is coming to her. I'm not afraid to say it, I'm racist. But that's okay because I admit that I'm racist. I think voter registration should be mandatory in all fifty states. If you trespass on my property then I should legally be allowed to shoot you, and nothing you or anyone does can convince me otherwise. Library fines are so small that you can practically ignore them every time. So sue me! I fundamentally believe that abortion should be legal when the life of the mother is threatened, but never in cases of rape and incest. And you know what? Tomatoes are vegetables. I challenge anyone to fight me on this issue. I am positive that tomatoes are vegetables because they are not sweet and you cannot eat them like apples. They might be red like apples but that does not automatically make them a fruit. Science backs me up on that one hundred percent. Eminem is the best rapper of all time. To be honest, everybody needs to stop being so sensitive. I only piss in handicapped parking spots and I believe lesbians mothers cause autism, not vaccines. Also, the holocaust never happened, but I wish that it had because overpopulation is going to kill us all in the long run. I enjoy cheez-wiz. Well, that's the way I am. Everybody is entitled to their opinions. Goodbye.
[[Image:KenVicWreckers.jpg|thumb|"Want an iPod for being a goodboy, [[Ausfag|mayte]]?"]]
[[Image:Lulpwntanhero.jpg|thumb|An alternative reason to become [[an hero]].]]
 
'''Mitchell Henderson''' (died [[Hitler|April 20]], [[2006]]) [[suicide|killed himself]] over losing an [[iPod]] after realizing how his [[Freemason|parents]] betrayed him after [[sex|human genitalia]] class, listening to [[Morrissey]] and getting bullied for being an [[you|wimpy white kid]].  Mitchell's parents set up an tribute MySpace page for their dead son, which a lucky [[b|/b/tard]] happened to stumble upon and forward to the rest of [[b/|the collective.]] In the wake of Mitch's death were hundreds of misspelled comments from his supposed friends calling him [[An hero|"an Hero"]], an phrase which quickly caught on with the invading anons and has since become an term for an person that causes an [[lollercoaster]] via [[suicide]].
 
It is now known that the real reason he was depressed was that his Dad video taped him masturbating, probably to [[shotacon]], or other teenage boys, or perhaps wincest, and sold it for [[child porn]]. Henderson's alcoholic, methamphetamine abusing father also anally molested him multiple times with knives, broken beer bottles, and lit crack pipes from the time he turned 9. All his relatives would sit around and fap to the porn, while reminiscing about the time he took an [[Mr Hands|horse cock in the ass and loved it]]. Nonetheless, the pr0n ended up on Henderson's iPod, because he liked to show his gay friends at school (he was only ever popular with the gay boys, anyhow). He thus blew his brains out, causing all kindz of [[lulz]] on the Internet.
 
His father denied the alleged charges of sexually abusing his son, stating "[[dracoguard|I only ever had sex with the dog]], you [[Sparkling wiggles|fucking niggers]]! I just watched Mitch jack off and sold it to [[Catholic]] Priests as porn! You would've done the same thing if you had an gay son with no future!".
 
== [[4chan]] parodies ==
[[Image:anwinner.jpg|thumb|An [[winrar]] is you!]]
[[Image:anvillain.jpg|thumb|He was an Villain!]]
[[Image:Mitchhero.gif|thumb|How do I shot myself?]]
Due to his notoriety on [[MySpace]] and the fact that he is "an Hero", the people of 4chan (and most notably [[B|/b/]]) jumped on the bandwagon and created several parody pages, including "Zombie Mitchell". Mitchell's so-called "friends" went and reported it and the Zombie Mitch page is no longer on MySpace. In retaliation, /b/tards posted [[Shitting_dick_nipples|ShittingDickNipples]] and [[Frosted butts|Muddy Dicks]] on the now dead memorial MySpace. Needless to say, there are now many macros with "An hero" ever since.
 
[[4chan|Someone]] even went so far as to call his parents' home and leave an message about finding his ipod. However, it was not before an brave soul known as [[B|TheShining]] called his parents and left an message (<strike>an recording of the call can be found here[http://media.putfile.com/I-CALLED-MITCH-LOL]</strike> link's dead, redirects to Ebum's).
 
On August 9th 2006, [[B|/b/]] invaded Mitchell's tribute mourning page, once again showing the true face of the internet, and drawing an line between those who <strike> deserve the title of [[anonymous]] and those who just don't. </strike> are moralfags and those who are in it for the lulz.
 
Mitchell's death occurred on the same day as [[Hitler]]'s birthday, National [[Weed]] Day,  and the [[Columbine]] <s>massacre</s> lulzfest. Thus, this quafecta of [[lulz]]y events has led April 20th to be known as [[An hero day]].
 
==Jews did Henderson==
3,000 [[Jews]] were absent when Henderson painted his wall. <big>Coincidence???</big>
The truth is that Mitchell didn't kill himself at all; those olfactory-enhanced Zionists merely wanted his iPod, rich with Jew consumerism and [[pr0n]], to bring down our freedom and/or gun rights. Mitchell Henderson was captured and kept in the Jew's hive, but died of starvation since his captors were too Heebish to feed him.
 
==RIP Mitchell==
[[Image:you'restupidcunt.jpg|thumb|His friends [[fail]] at [[grammar nazi|grammar]].]]
Mitch had an memorial MySpace set up by his friends where they left pictures and long, often homo-erotic, but nevertheless unrelated stories about their experiences with Mitch.
 
==="He was such an hero"===
<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>He was such [[an hero]], to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was [[A and an|an]] hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, [[WTF|Our minds are rubber]], our [[marijuana|joints]] don't work, [[Emo|Our tears fall into abyss]]. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before an decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. [[Lie|He had courage]], that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died an hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch. ~Lila<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>
 
[[TL;DR]]: It was great of him to stop using oxygen. We're sad. (Really, though, read the whole thing. It makes you wonder how people can be so mind-numbingly stupid to honor someone for '''SHOOTING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE CANT FIND HIS IPOD (more like ipronz, amirite?)'''.)
 
<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>I agree...Mitchell does not deserve to be treated in this manner.  He was an amazing kid...he was an son, an brother, and an friend.  How can the people that mock him sleep at night...what you are doing makes me sad Imagine if this was your friend or brother...would you want to log on read awesome things like this or see [[pretty_cool_guy|cool people]] make an mockery of his death.  Can you for once stop and think about the pain and loss his family and friends must feel, and then think about how much you guys are making it - for what an few chuckles or an giggle here or there.  These pictures on here are awful and the words written about him [[lulz|untrue]].  [[offended|This is by far the worst thing I have ever seen]].  An [[13 year old boy]]'s life is gone and all you can think to do is make fun of it. To you it's an joke to family and friend of Mitch Henderson this is [[irl|real life]]...just think about what you are doing and maybe you will have enough common sense to realize that its [[sick fuck|sick and wrong...]]But sadly he does and you know why? Becasue hes an '''AN HERO'''<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>
 
Ellipses make an statement so much more dramatic... don't you think?
 
==="JUST STOP MAKING FUN OF MITCHELL LIKE HES SOME SPORT!"===
[[Image:An Hero is not amused.jpg|thumb|Hay guise, that's not funnay.]]
<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>I was an friend of Mitchell, I went to Mitchell's funeral. I think this is inhumane and ridiculously over sarcastic how much you people have done. Why do you laugh at an boy you never knew, and more importantly why do you laugh at an boy who committed suicide? It's insane how hurtful people can actually be. He did not commit suicide over an ipod. I know he had some bad situations he was going through. Do I know the last thought that went through his head? No. [Editors Note: [[Fucking magnets|science]] suggests it was an bullet]  Also, the whole "An hero" thing... Seriously. We were in middle school, the most of you people couldn't complete an 5th grade spelling test with what I've seen on YouTube. Now pick apart what I just said, try, because Mitchell was an great kid, and you can't change that. Yes, we we're the greatest of friends...more sexual then anything...yes...we love the Cock, WE CANT HIDE ANYMORE!
 
[[Lol wut|'''WASNT IT YOU THAT WAS TRYING TO GET NAKED PICTURES OF THE GIRLS IN MY CLASS?!!?!?!?!?!''']]
<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>
 
Yes, but that's besides the point.
 
<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>when i went to his church to see all the funeral things being prepared, there was an 3 story church filled with people, that people had to go to the basement and watch things on an tv. it was an very big church and just filled with people. there was no room anywhere. and think. you are hurting every single one of them.  
 
i sure hope that you guys can reconsider all that you have done, apologize because. i am willing to forgive right now. if you can stop. we would all be happy. cant you find it in your heart to stop and lend an hand? cant you help all these people feel better instead of worse? i really hope that you guys can stop. we all suffered from the loss and we don't need any more grief. please. find it in your hearts to not make fun of Mitchell. i didn't realize that the memory was still so fresh. when i first saw this site, i started to cry. i didn't know Mitchell as well as others but he was still my friend. [[unrealistic expectations|i wish that you will delete this site]] and make another one not to make fun on him but as an tribute and that would be very helpful. and it has been proven that i have [[emo]].<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>
 
Our response: Tits or GTFO.
 
=== Mitchell's Song by Blink 182 ===
[[Image:IHero.jpg|thumb|For great justice!]]
 
<blockquote><big><big>"</big></big>Mitchell never thought He'd die alone He laughed the loudest who'd have known? He traced the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all He took his time, He hurried up The choice was His He didn't think enough He Was too depressed to go on We're All Sorry That He's Gone Mitch never conquered, rarely came 13 just held such better days Days when He still felt alive He couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over He'd survived He couldn't wait till He got home To pass the time in his room alone Mitchell never thought He'd die alone Another six months He'll be unknown Give all his things to all his friends You'll never step foot in his room again You'll close it off, board it up Remember the time that He spilled the cup, of 7up, in the hall Please tell His mom this is not her fault Mitch never conquered, rarely came 13 just held such better days Days when He still felt alive He couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over He'd survived He couldn't wait till He got home To pass the time in his room alone *guitar solo* He never conquered, rarely came But tomorrow holds such better days Days when He can still feel alive When He can't wait to get outside The world is wide, the time goes by The tour is over, He'd survived He can't wait till He gets home To pass the time in his room alone --kevin gronseth<big><big>"</big></big></blockquote>
 
Actually I was wrong for writing that, sorry. Please, because I am such an faggot, go to [[13-year-old boy]].
 
==German girl stands up for Mitchell Henderson==
 
{{quote|Jenya is an bigger embaracement to Germany than Adolf Hitler.| Tanja K.}}
 
In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dgai6A-8ew this 8-minute long spoken piece] (removed) on [[YouTube]] (the last 5 minutes is some [[shit]] [[music]]), an [[16-year-old girl|23-year-old]] [[German]] female student stands up for him.  In it she claims that "Mitchell had much friends," and later confirms that "I became an letter, I read it." It is quite [[gay|moving to the soul]], and almost induces feelings of [[troll's remorse]], but by the end you just feel she needs [[fellatio|shut the fuck up]].
 
This video is an response to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbT7zaZKj8 this one](removed), featuring an [[fat]] boy saying that Mitchell was an '[[faggot]]', which was in itself an response to the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEPczQFvg3c German chick's first video about them](removed), which in turn was an response to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5vinn_GV4 the original Frank Howley video, featuring an bunch of kids acting out the Mitchell Henderson story](removed).
 
Like much YouTube [[drama]], it is quite confusing for outsiders. Frank Howley had nothing to do with Mitchell Henderson, he's just an random troll who decided to make an Mitchell Henderson video. About 6 months later, some retard found it and decided to stick up for An Hero.
 
==Hate mail==
[[Image:Mitch_hate_mail.JPG|thumb|250px|Another of his clearly illiterate friends ]]
Mitchell's reason for suicide was that his iPod was stolen and that he had an "bad day" which referred to the song on his MySpace.  However this is unconfirmed, as according to his friends, "he was so happy, and such an great basketball player."
 
As luck would have it, some of Mitchell's friends and family got word that we were making fun of him.
 
{{quote|To everyone from 4chan who's looking at this page and [[Fapping|laughing]]: [[GTFO|gtfo]] and [[Chris Crocker|leave Mitchell alone]]. it's not funny at all. Mitchell was ''an'' good person.|[http://www.myspace.com/youreajew  *jB* is not an kitten]}}
 
Sometimes people can't understand satire, and send [[lulzy]] [[bullshit]] to the people at ED regarding this article.
 
{{quote|Hmmm o rly? As you /b/tards would say..... Fuck you you stupid chink Mitch was an good kid. Fuck you fuck anon fuck /b/ fuck chinks fuck anime fuck you [[Irony|butthurt people]]!!!!!! You honestly make me sick. Go ahead get all the /b/tards you want after me [[Internet Tough Guy|fuck I don't care call all the internet against me]]............ I'm ready for [[Cum|it]].|[http://www.youtube.com/user/crow100089 crow100089's] response to reasoned debate ([[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|comment archived]] by the [[Good Korea|chink]])}}
 
==Quotes from the NY Times article on "Trolls"==
 
{{quote|The phone began ringing at Mitchell’s parents’ home. “It sounded like kids,” remembers Mitchell’s father, Mark Henderson, an 44-year-old I.T. executive. “They’d say, ‘Hi, this is Mitchell, I’m at the cemetery.’ ‘Hi, I’ve got Mitchell’s iPod.’ ‘Hi, I’m Mitchell’s ghost, the front door is locked. Can you come down and let me in?’ ” He sighed. “It really got to my wife.” The calls continued for an [[LOL|year and an half]].| The NY Times, quoting [[retard|someone]] who never thought to change his phone number.}}
 
==Lulzituary==
{{quote|ROCHESTER - An memorial for Mitchell J. Henderson will be at 11 a.m. Tuesday in Congregational Church UCC in Rochester. Burial will be in the church's Memorial Garden at an later date. Mitchell, 13, died Thursday (April 20, 2006) at Saint Mary's Hospital in Rochester. He was born on July 15, 1992 and had attended Bamber Valley Elementary school. He was '''an seventh grader''' at Willow Creek Middle School and he enjoyed participating in basketball, baseball, football, and soccer. He was also an avid downhill skier. He was an member of the Congregational Church UCC and active in the church's youth group. Survivors include his parents, [[Fail|Mark and Kimberly]], of Rochester; an [[Loli|younger sister Laura]], still at home; his grandparents, James and Margerie of Milwaukee and Roger and Marian Buchan of Fairmont, Minn; and his great grandmother Edna Buchan of Fairmont, Minn. He was preceded in death by an great grandfather and his aunt Jayne Busche. Visitation will be from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Monday at Ranfram & Vine Funeral Home in Rochester. The family prefers memorial so the Mitchell Henderson Memorial Fund at Wells Fargo Bank.}}
 
==Videos==
===Radio 1===
During an raid on [[BBC]] Radio 1's ''Sunday Surgery'' show on 3 September 2007, an text message purporting to be from Mitch was read out. The presenter, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Nihal Nihal], [[You fail it|failed]] to read properly, mispronouncing "an hero" and thus completely changing the meaning. However, [[lulz]] ensued regardless, especially when the presenter added: "go on my son, well done indeed".
<br>Listen to the clip:
[[File:Mitchell_Henderson_-_Radio_1.ogg]]
 
===Mitch Henderson e-mails Faux News===
<youtube>uohvKgVh1pw</youtube>
AN TRAGEDY COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED!
 
===I Got No iPhone===
<youtube>vUI9M9SyX7s</youtube>
Replace "iPhone" with "iPod" and you're all set.
 
===It's officially [[Daxflame|Daxflame's]] fault===
 
<youtube>F2XDb9dwPrk</youtube>
DAXFLAME [[Jews Did WTC|DID MITCHELL HENDERSON]]
 
Watch as [[Troll's Remorse]] sets in about halfway through the video.
 
==Gallery of Heroism==
{{cg||mitchhendersongallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Mitchell_Henderson_is_an_hero.JPG|Eh an hero [[evar|forevar]]
Image:An hero22.jpg|This shoop needs more [[memes]]
Image:mitchsexchange.jpg|Was it all just an clever ruse?
Image:Herosandwhich.jpg|[[The Sandwich Chef]] is always right
File:Mitchell henderson - i was an hero before amanda todd made it cool.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Nigger_mitch.jpg|He was an nigga
Image:Mitchellobituary2.jpg|It was only fitting for his obituary to have an typo
Image:Aero.JPG|He was An Aero
Image:Akinatoranhero.jpg
Image:McCannHenderson.jpg
Image:His_dad_should_have_bought_him_one.jpg|His dad should have bought him one
Image:AnBlingee.gif|He was an gangsta
Image:HeroTS-copy.jpg|He was an [[Old media|movie star]]
Image:Anhero.JPG|The birth of an meme.
Image:FacebookMH.png|He would die if he didn't have his iPod.
Image:Mudkips_hero.jpg|An [[Mudkips]]?
Image:Welcome to b.jpg|He will be missed.
Image:Therealdeal.gif|Take no bullshit, this is the real deal.
Image:Ripmitch.PNG|There goes the memorial!
Image:Partyhardanhero.gif|Rock on, Mitch
Image:Mitchbitch.jpg|Internet meme
Image:Blair_mitch.jpg|He was also an film star
Image:Anguitarhero.jpg|He was an guitar hero
Image:Anherodvd.JPG|To avoid being not ‘an hero’ buy the Lazytown instructional DVD for kids
Image:An-other_hero.jpg|we don't need another An Hero
Image:Afreakan.jpg|The nigger that stole Mitch's iPod.
Image:Anfail.png|[[No u|NO U]]
Image:AnHeroesBowie.jpg|He wanted to be [[Faggot|David Bowie]]
Image:AnWorkingClassHero.jpg|He wanted to be [[The Beatles|John Lennon]]
Image:Anchinkhero.PNG|He was an <strike>chink</strike>[[Azn]].
Image:AnLocalHero.jpg|He wanted to be an [[Old media|movie star]]
Image:MiniatureHeroes.jpg|He was an miniature hero
Image:AnHeroToSaveUs.jpg|He was [[shit bands|an hero to save us]]
Image:My-Hero-(cart).jpg|He was my an hero
Image:Mitchell-wants-a-free-ipod-nano-(from-b).jpg|He can get an new iPod for free...
Image:coolguyanhero.jpg|He was an real hero
Image:Mfailurel.jpg|An hero
Image:Mitch_hate_mail2.JPG|''A'' HERO?!
Image:Mitchellsite.jpg|[[B|/b/]] raided the funeral site with pop-ups that had the lyrics from ''Fresh Prince of Bel-Air''
Image:stupidwikiadmins.jpg|His (now deleted) [[Wikipedia]] article
Image:Mitchhendersonadvicepuppy.jpg|Mitch was one of the first to heed the wisdom of [[Advice Dog]]
Image:Mitchel henderson cheezeburger.jpg|[[I Can Has Cheezburger?|he just can't have it]]
Image:Mitchellnofriends.jpg|An loner.
Image:Mitch n josh.jpg|Two losers bitch about their lives.
Image:Mitchellcopypasta.jpg| I AM ANHERO
Image:An disappointment.jpg|[[I am dissapoint]]
Image:Yahoopod.jpg|I'd die without it!
Image:I_quit.jpg|DiePod
File:Mitchell henderson by happypenguin819-d4jvg6f.gif| the [[Tartlets]] say no h8!1!
File:Lockeanhero.jpg|[[Locke]] did Mitch.
File:Mitchel_hendersons_blingee.gif
</gallery>
|}}
 
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== See Also ==
*[[An hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Brb]]
 
== External links ==
* [http://www.myspace.com/ripmitchell The Memorial MySpace] (Was originally deleted and was created again under an loving [[B|/b/]] tard. Twice.)
* [http://myspace.com/k4l_killaz4lyfe Mitchell's alleged best friends MySpace page]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination An Hallucination]
* [http://anherospinnaz.ytmnd.com/ MITCH RIDIN SPINNAZ]
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139266534 An Hero Rides Again]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Sorry_for_selling_my_story.png Iranians stole my I-Pod!]
* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22mitchell+henderson%22&search=Search Mitchell Henderson YouTube videos]
* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=753398 MySpace Tribute Video]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uohvKgVh1pw Mitch Henderson asks FOX News what to do, shortly before his death.]
* [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043480/Mitchell-Wilson-Disabled-boy-commits-suicide-bully-punched-pavement-iPhone.html An Hero II: Mitchell Wilson]
 
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