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'''Samurai Jack''' is the [[Holy Grail]] of cartoons and was created by [[God|Genndy Tartakovsky]]. Originally a show from a month before [[9/11]], it made an unexpected return in 2017 where it single-handedly [[BTFO]] every liberal [[tumblr]] cartoon on TV, including [[reddit|reddit's]] favourite shitty shows, like ''[[Rick and Morty]]'', ''[[Steven Universe|Steven Universe]]'' and ''[[The Loud House]]'', garnering more ratings than all of these pretentious fuckshows combined.
'''Nurse Who''' is a long-running British science fiction TV series that's been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the BBC. Nurse Who is to the British what Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica or even Stargate is to Americans; something for asexual geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least, the tiniest chance of reproducing. Since the show is British it is forced to hire better actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of Nurse Who, one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint anime starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie. It's main selling point for American faggots is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created Torchwood. Today, Nurse Who is [[Avatar]] for otherkin.
 
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Mister Tartakovsky. For that alone, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] welcome you as our lord and saviour of lulz.
 
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Featured Article - Nurse Who

Nurse Who is a long-running British science fiction TV series that's been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the BBC. Nurse Who is to the British what Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica or even Stargate is to Americans; something for asexual geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least, the tiniest chance of reproducing. Since the show is British it is forced to hire better actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of Nurse Who, one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint anime starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie. It's main selling point for American faggots is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created Torchwood. Today, Nurse Who is Avatar for otherkin.

(( SHE'S GOT A CUNT LIKE THE TARDIS BOOT-CUPBOARD ))
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