User:TheSciologist/Drawn Together

Main Cast

Drawn Together is possible one of the lulziest shows evar. The story involves a sick fuck, a christfag, a fag, a batshit insane babyfur, a fatass emo, a slut, a Pig, and some crazy aspie who all get hired by a Jew Producer (no srsly, that's his name), to star in a reality show. The result: Lulz. Sadly this lulzy show was canceled after its 3rd season because Comedy Central is unfunny. Such a shame.

What The Show is About

Main Plot

The main plot of the story is centered around the idea of 8 cartoon house guests in a reality home being filmed twenty-four/seven. Think of it as Big Brother meets almost every possible topic open to criticism. From Asianses to Octepussoirs, this show is the most racist formation of greatness that makes people lose control of their bladders (quite literally). The main plot in itself doesn't delve very far into detail, since every episode has a plot(s) of their own.

Main Layout of Plots

Most if not even all of the episodes besides season finales have an 'A' plot and a 'B' plot. For example: One second the story is following Toot eating the whole house down like a sperm whale that has run dry and gone into a deep depression, and next minute BAM! the screen cuts to Xandir snerd-nurgling Captain He- I MEAN Tim. The most common use of this is to keep the person entertained, and to keep one story from getting stale over the course of the episode. While this show can pull this off, not many others can.

The Characters

Princess Clara

A spin-off of one of the Disney Princesses, and a racist bitch. On top of being a total slut with her candy-coated lesbo lover, Foxxy Love, she is a Bible Thumper who worships Jesus' 12' crucifix. This bitch will gladly take the bible and cram it up your ass until your farts sound like church songs and reek of stale bread and over-aged wine.

Foxxy Love

A nigress slut. The first minute she enters the house Clara and her ignorant ass ,believing that all black man were meant to kiss her family's asses , automatically jumps to the conclusion that Foxxy is a servant girl (even though she is), and tries to force her to carry her bags upstairs. They break into a fight which somehow eventually lands them in a hot tub kissing and licking lips more than Foxxy does after Grape Kool-Aid Tuesday.

Xandir

A video game character who is also a faggot. He is gayer than Link and Marth in drag french kissing at a turkish bath house. He dies all the time but has several lives. Spanky Ham became Xandir's partner, so he can collect health insurance (but we all know that isn't true).

spanky Ham

A greedy Pig who personifies b. He loves racism and making fun of disabled people (almost as much as ED does). He is possibly the lulziest character on the show. In one episode, he makes fun of Captain Hero for being paralyzed and Foxy being more nigger-like than she already is. In another episode, he makes Ling-Ling (an azn) take a driving test just to watch him fail for his (and our) amusement. Need we say more?

Ling-Ling

A psychopathic monster played by children in a game that pits other monsters like him to a duel and the goal is to catch all of them. Speaks in a language no one can understand. He fails at driving but is very good at math.

Captain Hero

A really retarded sick fuck. He loves men, women, children, animals, corpses (the ones he killed and the ones already dead), rape, Furries, and has donated his sperm to his sister (although by accident but they later have sex to make another retard). We could list more reasons why Captain Hero is fucked up, but you get the idea.

Wooldoor Sockbat

An Autistic fuck who has Tourette's, ADHD, and a plethora of other neurological disorders. He convinced Foxy that she was raped by a pack of niggers. He was originally going to be a bipolar drug addict, but Comedy Central raped the creators with their long cocks and forced them to change his personality.

Toot Braunstein

A very fat emo bitch who is also an attention whore. Little do people know, Toot is a parody of Sherrod DeGrippo. When she slits her wrists she bleeds gravy. In one episode, she became the ruler of India after all of those fat, smelly, idol worshipping Indians thought she was a cow. She dies in nearly every episode.

Cancellation

Drawn Together is now cancelled because the Jews at Comedy Central wanted moar of their Tosh.0 and South Park, and they couldn't handle the lulz of Drawn Together. If you are lucky, you can still see drawn together at 3 AM uncensored (but the motherfuckering Jews still have a DVD only Censor Bar).

The Movie

A Direct-to-DVD movie has been made. It is made in much shittier flash animation, but they make up for that by adding more lulz and not being raped by Comedy Central. The film addresses the show's cancellation, but now they can say shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. It also tears apart that other poorly drawn show that has moral/political messages as well as profanity and random toilet humor, and Comedy Central for being overall Jews.

People, Places, and Things Drawn Together Makes Fun Of

• Black People
• White People
• azns
• retards
• Indians (Red Dot and Feather)
• Africa
• Asia
• South America
• LGBT People
• All People
• Family Guy
• South Park
• Rape
• Abortion
• Welfare
• Incest
• Pedophilia
• Necrophilia
• Virtually Any Paraphilias
• Christians
• Jews
• Muslims
• and You

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