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[[File:ChuckWendig-AxeAndSoy.png|201px|right|thumb|Soy today...]][[File:ChuckWendig-Twitter.jpg|201px|right|thumb|...frown tomorrow.]][[File:ChuckWendig-Big Rant.jpg|right|151px | {{stub}} | ||
'''Chuck Wendig''' is a [[nu-male]] and former writer for Marvel/Disney's [[Star Wars]] books known for his really awful writing abilities, inability to maintain a consistent story, and regular beratement of Marvel/Disney's customer base on Twitter. Insulting your customers is an economic policy which has yet to actually work, but people like Chuck, [[Star Wars#Star Wars: Episode VIII_.E2.80.93_The_Last_Jedi|Rian Johnson]], [[James Gunn]], etc, still do it for some reason. Of course Marvel/Disney eventually got tired of him shitting on the people who buy their | {{achtung|CHUCK WENDIG IS FIRED!}} | ||
[[File:ChuckWendig-AxeAndSoy.png|201px|right|thumb|Soy today...]] | |||
[[File:ChuckWendig-Twitter.jpg|201px|right|thumb|...frown tomorrow.]] | |||
[[File:ChuckWendig-Big Rant.jpg|right|151px|Chuck likes to talk about stuff]] | |||
'''Chuck Wendig''' is a soy smiling [[nu-male]] and former writer for Marvel/Disney's [[Star Wars]] books known for his really awful writing abilities, inability to maintain a consistent story, gender pronouns where they don't belong, and a regular beratement of Marvel/Disney's customer base on Twitter. Insulting your customers is an economic policy which has yet to actually work, but people like Chuck Wendig, [[Star Wars#Star Wars: Episode VIII_.E2.80.93_The_Last_Jedi|Rian Johnson]], [[James Gunn]], etc, still do it for some reason. Of course Marvel/Disney eventually got tired of him shitting on the people who buy their books, assuming anyone actually spent money on the books he wrote to begin with, and fired his ass. | |||
==Things that Chuck Wendig ISN'T== | ==Things that Chuck Wendig ISN'T== | ||
* a Trump supporter | * a Trump supporter | ||
* a dancing monkey | * a dancing monkey | ||
* a better writer | |||
* a white male, although he is born one | |||
* in the customer service business | * in the customer service business | ||
* someone who makes "products" | * someone who makes "products" | ||
* sane | * sane | ||
* employed | * employed | ||
* normal | |||
* [[ComicsGate]] | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:ChuckWendig-WasFired.jpg|That's right, that's exactly why he got fired. | File:ChuckWendig-WasFired.jpg|That's right, that's exactly why he got fired. | ||
File:ChuckWendig-FansThinkDCwillTakeHim.jpg|lol these fans think DC is chomping at the bit to take this awful writer. Too bad DC has an even stricter social media policy than Disney... | File:ChuckWendig-FansThinkDCwillTakeHim.jpg|lol these fans think DC is chomping at the bit to take this awful writer. Too bad DC has an even stricter social media policy than Disney... | ||
File:ChuckWendigBookCompare.jpg|The difference between a good Star Wars book and a bad Star Wars book. | |||
File:ChuckWendigWinter.jpg|Stay warm everybody. Winter is coming and Chuck Wendig is brewing up a salty snowstorm. | |||
File:ChuckWendigGenderPronouns.jpg|Of course, he's using gender pronouns that doesn't belong in Star Wars like a good soy-farting male ally. | |||
File:ChuckWendigNPCWojak.gif|If Chuck Wendig is a Wojak. | |||
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* [[James Gunn]] | * [[James Gunn]] | ||
{{Social Justice}} | |||
{{Faggotry}} | |||
[[Category:People|Wendig, Chuck]] | [[Category:People|Wendig, Chuck]] | ||
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]] | [[Category:Fandom Stuff]] |
Revision as of 23:59, 15 October 2018
CHUCK WENDIG IS FIRED! |
Chuck Wendig is a soy smiling nu-male and former writer for Marvel/Disney's Star Wars books known for his really awful writing abilities, inability to maintain a consistent story, gender pronouns where they don't belong, and a regular beratement of Marvel/Disney's customer base on Twitter. Insulting your customers is an economic policy which has yet to actually work, but people like Chuck Wendig, Rian Johnson, James Gunn, etc, still do it for some reason. Of course Marvel/Disney eventually got tired of him shitting on the people who buy their books, assuming anyone actually spent money on the books he wrote to begin with, and fired his ass.
Things that Chuck Wendig ISN'T
- a Trump supporter
- a dancing monkey
- a better writer
- a white male, although he is born one
- in the customer service business
- someone who makes "products"
- sane
- employed
- normal
- ComicsGate
Gallery
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Yeah, fuck anyone who goes on twitter and says shit they shouldn't. They deserve to get fired.
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Look at how nice and friendly Chuck is! He totally isn't full of toxic masculinity and doesn't abuse his white privilege one bit!
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How is the firing of basically a nobody in the grand scheme of things "a big win"?
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Truly earning that blue checkmark there, Chuck.
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Yep, fuck "canon". We writers aren't hired to actually follow the rules that our client commissioned us for, rather we are given a free hand to rewrite our client's world as we see fit! That's right: I get paid to tell my client, Disney, that they're wrong.
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You sure you don't hate my books because of the gay thing? Because I just spent five hours going through your Facebook account, and I found a lot of antigay stuff there. Looks like YOU'RE the crazy one here, sweetie! :)
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He is not your dancing monkey.
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He doesn't make "products". He WRITES. Get your shit straight.
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Looks like Chuck got that omniscient, self-referential narrator style down like gangbusters. Perfect writing.
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This reads like some college student who is forced to pad up their essay to reach a certain word count. And does Chuck not know how easy it is to catch a moth?
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More gripping examples of his beautiful writing style. I herkily-jerkily puked all over my copy of his book, however.
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That's right, that's exactly why he got fired.
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lol these fans think DC is chomping at the bit to take this awful writer. Too bad DC has an even stricter social media policy than Disney...
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The difference between a good Star Wars book and a bad Star Wars book.
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Stay warm everybody. Winter is coming and Chuck Wendig is brewing up a salty snowstorm.
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Of course, he's using gender pronouns that doesn't belong in Star Wars like a good soy-farting male ally.
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If Chuck Wendig is a Wojak.
See Also
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