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| [[Image:Yasserarafat.jpg|thumb|[[Palestine]] was a supposed democracy, but OH NOES! It was run by sand niggers.]]
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| [[Image:FreeShit.jpg|thumb|We're fucking [[:Category:Abnormal Psych|mental.]]]]
| | center conway, NH IS A DIRTY WHORE THAT LIKES NIGGER DICKS AND LOVES TO TAKE INCALL. |
| [[Image:Helpneeded.jpg|thumb|The nice refreshing feel that government help is just around the corner.]]
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| A '''government''' is an organization set up for the purpose of obtaining [[hookers and blow]] for the leaders. Often these organizations get delusions of grandeur and decide they want to run things for everyone. When this happens, they have become [[sock puppet]]s of [[The Man]]. | | miriam zaiger |
| | port richey, FL ESCORT REVIEW SAYS SHE TAKES BIG BLACK DONGS IN HER ASS AND ONLY CHARGES 20 DOLLARS A CUM DUMP. |
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| ==Purpose of Government==
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| The primary purpose of government is to [[jew|take people's money]] and to b& [[sickfuck|people]] who download too much CP. Also to keep people from discussing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Payback Operation Payback]. [[Lies|Governments will also create laws to ensure safety of its citizens]].
| | beverly, MA IS THE DIRTYIEST WHORE OF THEM ALL THAT LOVES THE BIG BLACK LOADS OF CUM IN HER DIRTY ASSHOLES. |
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| [[Some argue]] that the primary function of government is to kill [[lulz]] and hold down the black person. This is untrue however, as experts contend that it is, in fact, god who holds down the darkies, for quote, "teh lulz." It's generally regarded that nobody gives a shit about any of this and that the suffering of darkies is [[Shit nobody cares about|shit that nobody cares about]].
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| {{quote|The [[cops|police]] aren't real. They're like the government, they were created by the rap industry.|[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Master Shake]]}}
| | arthur zaiger |
| {{quote|Fuck their taxes! They're not getting my gold!|Jew}}
| | port richey, FL IS A HOMOSEXUAL GAY CHILD RAPIST WITH AIDS THAT IS GOING TO GET SOME INTERESTING STUFF POSTED ONLINE. |
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| There are many types of government, but most of them are democracies, theocracies, or autocracies.
| | LETS GO FAGS! YOU WERE WARNED! THE LONGER YOU TAKE TO REMOVE ALL SHIT ABOUT GOD LONG THE MORE SHIT I WILL COLLECT ON YOUR HOST AND THE MORE SHIT I WILL THROW AROUND THE NET ABOUT YOUR FAMILY FAGGOT! |
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| ==Autocracy==
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| Most of the [[internets]] is made up of autocracies, whether they are big autocracies like Microsoft or little ones like [[liberal]]. For example, ED <s>is</s> was a [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodcracy]]. Autocratic governments generally succeed based on the intelligence and sanity of the leader, excepting [[Best Korea]]. For example, [[Iraq]] had Saddam Hussein in power, but he was [[batshit insane]] and got [[pwn]]ed by [[America]] which ironically gave him the weapons to do so.
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| Sample Autocratic Edict: "'''You will do what I say!'''"
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| ==Theocracy==
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| <s>Many</s> two of the shitty hot places inhabited by [[Arab|sand niggers]] are theocracies. This means that they are run by the [[religious]] leaders according to what God says. (specifically, that He hates [[God hates fags|teh ghey]].) The God is ALWAYS [[batshit insane]] but theocracies tend to survive because of the [[oil]]. Perhaps God keeps them alive for [[lulz]].
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| Sample Theocratic Edict: "'''You will do what I say because [[God]] says so!'''"
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| Most notable Theocracies: [[Iran]], [[Republican|Republican Party]], [[Catholic|Vatican]]
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| ==[[Democracy]]==
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| [[Image:Bringiton.jpg|thumb|Ready? OK!]]
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| Democracies are meant to be run by the people, or the representatives of the [[:Category:People|people]]. What this means in practice is that the <s>government</s> (Update:[[corporation]]s) spend vast sums on controlling the [[Old media|media]] so that the [[:Category:People|people]] (and the government) do what they're told.[http://www.google.com/trends?q=Ron+Paul%2C+John+McCain '''proof'''] Most [[:Category:Locations|places]] in the [[Conservatism|west]] are democracies. The survival of democracy is surprising, as while people on their own can be quite intelligent, when you get them together they become [[Anonymous|utterly fucking mental]]. (see [[Asperger's syndrome]], [[Audiophile]], [[Chronic Troll Syndrome]], [[Child welfare]], [[NaNoWriMo]], [[Paraphilia]], [[Pro-Ana]], [[Furry]], [[Otherkin]], [[B|/b/]], [[Voraphile]] and [[ED]] for examples) and as a result output large quantities of [[drama]] on a regular basis.
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| Sample Democratic Edict: "'''You can do it your own way, if it's done just how I say!'''"
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| ==Dramacracy==
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| A dramacracy is a state which is ruled utterly by the forces of [[drama]]. Most trolling organizations are dramacracies, as is [[Bantown]]. Dramacracies are almost identical to anarchy in every respect, with self-determining users getting together to work for a [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|common goal]]. The one difference is that in anarchy, the state survives on the premise that people leave each other alone; whereas a dramacracy survives by people not leaving anyone alone and then [[lulz]]ing about it. [[Bantown#BBQ|BBQ]] also helps a lot.
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| Sample Dramacratic Edict: "'''You will do it for the lulz!'''"
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| Sample Response to a Dramacratic Edict: "''Do it yourself you fucking nigger furfag!''"
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| ==Cheerocracy==
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| A cheerocracy is the state of total and absolute rule by perky, attractive female highschool cheerleaders. Extolled by Aristotle as "a manner of government esteemed by men above all others", cheerocracies have been among the most successful governments, due to the cute faces, pert buttocks and breasts, long, silky hair, and the overall wholesome, girl-next-door sexiness of the ruling class. Among the most famous cheerocratic leaders is [[Kirsten Dunst|Torrance Shipman]], Aryan super-being and cheertator (supreme leader) of the Rancho Carne High School Toros. Under her benevolent but stern rule, Rancho Carne enjoyed what has been called the "Golden Age of Cheerocracy", in which rich and poor alike were encouraged to "bring it on" (do their utmost) in the pursuit of excellence.
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| Sample Cheerocratic Edict: "'''You will do what I want because there is a slight chance that I might fuck your brains out if you do!'''"
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| ==The Government's Recourse==
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| If you interfere with the [[Loose Change|efficient functioning of the government]], they have a few options open to them for [[raping]] you in return. Which one will be used depends on how much of a crap they give, and hence how many resources they're prepared to divert from [[Monica Lewinsky|important matters of state]].
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| * [[police brutality|Sicking the pigs on you]] - low level
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| * [[CIA|Kidnapping you and shoving you in a secret]] [[prison|resort]] in another country to [[torture|ask you questions]] until you give them an [[lie|answer]] they like. - medium level (Or none if you are a Arab.)
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| * [[special forces|Coming in through your window at 5am]] to cap yo' [[in the ass|ass]] - high level
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| * [[army|Invading your country]] - man, you really pissed them off! good job!
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| * [[Gay bomb|Launching a missile at you filled with their secret chemical weapons]] - You must have tried to use your First Amendment rights.
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susan bovio
center conway, NH IS A DIRTY WHORE THAT LIKES NIGGER DICKS AND LOVES TO TAKE INCALL.
miriam zaiger
port richey, FL ESCORT REVIEW SAYS SHE TAKES BIG BLACK DONGS IN HER ASS AND ONLY CHARGES 20 DOLLARS A CUM DUMP.
jessica champion
beverly, MA IS THE DIRTYIEST WHORE OF THEM ALL THAT LOVES THE BIG BLACK LOADS OF CUM IN HER DIRTY ASSHOLES.
arthur zaiger
port richey, FL IS A HOMOSEXUAL GAY CHILD RAPIST WITH AIDS THAT IS GOING TO GET SOME INTERESTING STUFF POSTED ONLINE.
LETS GO FAGS! YOU WERE WARNED! THE LONGER YOU TAKE TO REMOVE ALL SHIT ABOUT GOD LONG THE MORE SHIT I WILL COLLECT ON YOUR HOST AND THE MORE SHIT I WILL THROW AROUND THE NET ABOUT YOUR FAMILY FAGGOT!
KEEP IT UP! REMOVE ANYTHING ABOUT GOD LONG OR ELSE HOMO!
