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imported>TabbyGarf Protected "User:HyperJive" ([Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite)) |
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{{FactCat|You're a faggot!}} | {{FactCat|You're a faggot!}} | ||
{{fakebanplz|having too much cum on his userpage, this shit should be cleaned up at 5, faggot}} | {{fakebanplz|having too much cum on his userpage, this shit should be cleaned up at 5, faggot}} | ||
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| colspan="3" style="color: #eeeeee; background-color: #222222; padding: 5px;" | '''<center>HyperJive ranks among the halls of [[Tumblr]] for prowess in [[Cocksucking Rampage]] and commitment to the way of the [[Faggot of the Year Award]].</center>''' | | colspan="3" style="color: #eeeeee; background-color: #222222; padding: 5px;" | '''<center>HyperJive ranks among the halls of [[Tumblr]] for prowess in [[Cocksucking Rampage]] and commitment to the way of the [[Faggot of the Year Award]].</center>''' | ||
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<span class="blink" style="font-size:4em; color:red; font-weight:bold;>'''I ❤ CUM!!!!!! <br>GIVE ME CUM TO FILL MY USER PAGE WITH!!!!! <br>DO IT FAGGOT!!!<br /><br />'''</span><br /><br /> | <span class="blink" style="font-size:4em; color:red; font-weight:bold;>'''I ❤ CUM!!!!!! <br>GIVE ME CUM TO FILL MY USER PAGE WITH!!!!! <br>DO IT FAGGOT!!!<br /> PLEASE [[User:TabbyGarf|DADDY]]<br />'''</span><br /><br /> | ||
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PRITHEE, TAKE A SOLEMN VOW OF SILENCE YOUR MAJESTY! The realm deſireth NOT Thy entire chronicle of thrice-damn'd idolatorſ. Nor wouldſt Thy ſubjectſ give a ſingle leper for Thy blood feud with ſome far-diſtant dynaſty. Why doſt Thou not inſtead dedicate Thy ſoul unto reading the Bible and contemplating Thy family tree? (And whilſt Thou art about it, how about doing penance by renouncing Thy luxurieſ and diſtributing Thy treaſureſ among the people?) |
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HyperJive looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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HyperJive is a known Fed enabler, avoid them at all costs. |
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This page has been semi-protected because {{{1}}}. Autoconfirmed users will be able to edit this page; new users will not. If you're the reason why this page is locked, please see ED Policy. |
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BREAKING NEWS!! This user fucked your mother and she is the reason he's a faggot now! |
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Congraturation!
Please kill yourself! |
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ARTICLE OF SIGNIFICANT FAILURE This article has been repeatedly reincarnated as a frozen wasteland of fail and the cancer that is killing ED, and has been protected from subsequent edits. Recreation of this article has been suspended until further notice by Executive Order of ED Sysops on pain of banhammer. |
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This user page's owner is a faggot and so are you!!! |
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Fact Cat says: You're a faggot! |
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PLZ BAN this user for having too much cum on his userpage, this shit should be cleaned up at 5, faggot. Check User contribs to be sure this user is indeed a faggot. |
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I ❤ CUM!!!!!!
GIVE ME CUM TO FILL MY USER PAGE WITH!!!!!
DO IT FAGGOT!!!
PLEASE DADDY
 | This user joined ED 5 years, 1 month, and 21 days ago. (12/05/2020) |
lgb-t and fuck niggers too
