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| '''Al Qæda''', otherwise called the Saviors, the Chosen Ones, the Desert Comedians, Ass-Fuckers Of Goats, and [[Osama|Osama's]] Entourage; is quite possibly the greatest trolling group still in existence, falling just short of the legendary [[Nazis]] and [[China]]. Responsible for shenanigans that the entire world has laughed at, Al Qaeda has caused such a humorous arousal, the sheer force of all the lolling has caused [[9/11|buildings to literally collapse]].
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| Once led by the famous Osama Bin Laden, the comedian's life was tragically cut short when a roving [[Internet Tough Guy|gang of gun wielding]] [[White People|white abominations]] went [[Tupac]] on his ass, as well as his totally forgotten, utterly expendable [[Wife|bed sheets]]. Known as the purveyor of [[truth]] and the penultimate arbiter of justice just prior to that of [[ED]], Osama is still missed by Al Qaeda. The ongoing search will not cease to find and eradicate [[Black Jesus|whoever is responsible]] for such a heinous misdeed. He and his acolytes will be eternally remembered as one of the top ten on the [[IRL]] [[High Score|scoreboard.]]
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| ==Trolling Achievements==
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| [[File:DaMansion.jpg|thumb|The Opulent [[McMansion]] in which a large faction of Al Qaeda operated from, complete with [[pool|Pools Closed]] and Dungeon Dad.]]
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| [[File:Beavis and butthead 911 coincidence.jpg|thumb|The Jews got their cover-story ready in plenty of time]]
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| Despite their most apparent success while in coalition with the [[faggot]]s, [[Jews]] and [[Dubya]], Al Qaeda has done a series of extraordinary acts of [[Humanitarian|charity]] throughout history, such as:
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| [[File:Al Qaeda anti-NSA spying propaganda.jpg|200px|thumb|left|[[Edward Snowden]] and [[Julian Assange]] fans.]]
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| *1992 Yemen Hotel Bombing
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| *1998 Nairobi Embassy Bombing
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| *2001 [[9/11]] Bombings
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| *2005 Bali Bombings
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| *2008 Danish Embassy Bombing
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| *2009-2011 Baghdad Bombings
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| *2003 [[ISIS|Islamic State of Iraq and in the Levant]]
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| *2013 finally had their shit stolen by "Islamic State" lol
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| Recently however, the group has been lurking more than raiding, and since their leader has bitten the bullet after the cash incinerator that was The War on Terror eventually reached a significant (and the first) milestone after nearly a decade, the group has all but disbanded. [[Some Argue]] [[The Man]] used Al Qaeda as a scapegoat for an excuse to touch everybody's junk and [[Truth|completely turn the airport industry public by constantly supporting the bloated, slow, "secure" shuttle system they made them become, while also allowing them to operate as a private business by letting them skyrocket airfare to incredulous costs]].
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| Nonetheless, the world eagerly awaits their next their next attacks to arrive.
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| == ISIS ==
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| [[File:Al Qaeda mow down civilians propaganda.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Instructions for An Hero via SUV]]
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| Al Qaeda has a small-dicked bastard son named [[ISIS]] who is currently pwning most of the shit parts of [[Iraq]] and [[Syria]]. Their plan is to create an Islamic state that will spread throughout the Muslim world. The IStards are creaming their pink panties in places like the backwaters of [[Syria]], in other words the few places where a bunch of goatfucking manchildren can get away with "taking over". They get no [[bitches]] so they run around in stolen Toyota trucks, shooting at everything that moves. Yee-ha.
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| ISIS is full of half-Arab cuntboys who ran away from home in places like [[Norway]], [[New Jersey]] and [[Texas]] because Debbie Sue din't give 'em no [[blowjob]]s. They are all PISSED and [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] doesn't really "speak to them" anymore. Plus their [[Xbox]] bricked itself. So they steal mommy's American Express and take a one-way to Damascus, then some [[Faggot|lolmaster]] gives them a black cloak and a beat-up AK and tells them to "go out and shoot some infidels". And ''they don't do that''----instead they [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693831/ISIS-claim-responsibility-ACCIDENTAL-fireworks-blaze-Eiffel-Tower-bizarre-new-video-montage.html blow themselves to Allah accidentally] or do some other stupidity. Meanwhile the "leaders" keep all the damn money their idiot slaves stole from banks, and laugh at the [[moron]]s who keep coming to their camp day after day. Begging to "join the jihad" because they got no blowjobs at home. Men's Rights Forever!
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| ==Publications==
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| *[https://publicintelligence.net/complete-inspire-al-qaeda-in-the-arabian-peninsula-aqap-magazine/ AQAP *Inspire* Magazine]
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| ==See also==
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| *[[9/11]]
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| *[[Osama Bin Laden]]
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| *[[Terrorists]]
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| *[[ISIS]]
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