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REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WA
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REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WAS IN A COUPLE GAY PORNOS NOTHING MORE. HE RAPED AND KID NAPPED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND IS WANTED IN THE STATES AND HIDES IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE AT 59 YEARS OLD.


[[File:64125 1766557822.jpg|175px|thumb|right|Carly Shay enjoys big cock in her face.]]
@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS
[[File:Freddielotion.PNG|175px|thumb|right|[[I Came|Freddie, just the way you want him]].]]


'''''iCarly''''' [[Fact|was the worst show on television]]. This steaming pile of [[shit]] revolved around the miserable [[fuck]] lives of two [[12 year old girls|13-year-old]] [[lolis]] who [[camwhore|run their own web show]]. The show was created as [[Viacom]]'s next attempt at cashing out [[jailbait|another child actor]] ever since Jamie Lynn Spears failed to realize that [[blowjob|her mouth can't get pregnant]].


The show came to be when well-known drama whore and ''Drake & Josh'' loli Miranda Cosgrove realized that she could get her own show using her [[buttsecks|special talents]] to persuade Viacom producers. ''iCarly'' quickly became one of the most popular shows for [[12-year-old girls]] and [[Jared Fogle|desperate pedophiles]] during its just over five-year reign of terror on [[television]].
IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.


==Plot==
'''Eddie Dzial ''' born Real Name '''Edward Bernard Przydzial ''' aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a '''HIV+''' online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.
[[File:Freddy 8=D.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Freddie lives in apartment 8=D, ''iCarly'' has genius [[sex]] subliminal writers.]]
[[File:Freenudes.jpg|200px|thumb|right|For a 13-year-old [[camwhore]] she's very creative when it comes to marketing. Just like any other advertisement, it's a [[trap]] to get those afflicted with [[Asperger's]] to their show.]]


[[Shit no one cares about|The show is based around the life of goody two-shoes Carly Shay, your average American whore. One day, Carly was in the teachers' lounge sucking her teachers' dicks for good grades when she saw that her teacher had pulled out a video camera. This gave the little whore an idea: "Why be a regular whore when I can also be a camwhore as well? HERP DERP!" Teaming up with her best friend and well-known dyke Sam Puckett, Carly set out to become the most popular camwhore on the Internet.]]
He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real [[Pornographic whore|pornographic whore]], and [[Hooker|Hooker]] and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page [[Edward Przydzial]] Born Date Of Birth:  Contact email:  Twiter: 


Each episode of the show consists of Carly preparing for her next episode of iCarly. In the process, she ends up getting into wacky situations including:
{{StupidWhore}}
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|name= Eddie Dzial
|gender= male
|image= [[File:Eddie dzial info.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Przydzial DL from Sharron Mitchel that gave up it and his positive HIV test]]
|caption= Douche Dzial next to some homosexual in a gay bar in hollywood
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|birth_place = Brooklyn, New York
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|death_date =
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* How can you let my enemy [[Buttsex|penetrate my inner sanctum?!]]
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
* Getting detention for prostitution.
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* Breaking into teachers' houses [[for the lulz|for various reasons.]]
* Making fun of various citizens.
* [[Script kiddies|Hacking into their middle school's computer network.]]
* Having a Super [[butthurt]] Haxor [[Trying too hard|hack into their website so that he could get sympathy sex]].
* Gang-rape a private school dean for the [[Its a trap|ball in her pocket]].
* Having an orgasm every time they eat [[vagina|creamy pie]].
* Teaming up with [[Fred]] to create mass [[drama]] when it was actually a [[hoax]] to get moar page-views for their sites.
* Note that they can NOT do the show without [[capslock|YELLING AND OVER REACTING! YOU MUST YELL AND ACT LIKE AN IDIOT!1!!11!1]]
* Sending various adult figures who can stop Carly from doing her show to their doom.


After they've planned their show, they then air their creation live to viewers across the [[Internets|Interwebs]] on their flashy awesome php-built website because [[bullshit|Washington State funds a great web page course for middle school students]].
==Edward Bernard Przydzial FAMILY INFO==
Edward had a daughter named [[Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski]] that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named [[Maria Przydzial]]. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.


The web broadcast consists of using weird [[sex toys|props and gags]] to create a sense of funny but it usually ends in the creation of a blast of concentrated [[anti-lulz]]. When Sam and Carly aren't having three-ways, four-ways, and five-ways with [[gay|hot]] men and [[whores|beautiful women]] of all ages, showing clips of Carly secretly masturbating in public or showing people how to use sex toys, they're airing a video submitted by their fans. Most of these videos consist of "Who Can Shove What Up Where," [[Goatse|goatse]] imitations, and clips from the [[Shock Site|Pain Olympics]].


Considering that no mentally sane person would laugh at any of the "jokes," the show must recycle the same fucking laugh track and cheering sound effects of a castrated elephant. As if the jokes aren't bad enough, the fact that the producers think they're SO FUCKING FUNNY LAWL! and the overused laugh tracks will make you want to [[kill yourself|commit suicide]], as you should you pedophillic sack of shit. What the fuck are you doing watching Nickelodeon anyway? Also, why was this article created?
==Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy==
There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.
[[File:Poopboy aka Eddie Dzial aka Edward Bernard Przydzial.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves poop in his mouth and loves eating poop]]


==Characters==
[[File:Miranda Cosgrove.jpg|125px|thumb|right|I'd hit that.]]
[[File:Jenette McCurdy.jpg|125px|thumb|right|<s>Not so much this</s> Nah, I still would.]]
* '''[[slut|Carly]]''' - When it comes to lolis, the best type is the sluttiest, and it doesn't get any sluttier than Carly Shay. Like many other [[slut|girls]] her age, her main drive in life is to have the most attention ever. Unlike most of the gabbling, fatass whores of today's generation though, [[Bullshit|she has a brain]]. She's one of those spoiled little goody two-shoes shits that always gets what she wants and [[butthurt|if she doesn't]], she always [[blowjob|finds]] [[secks|a]] [[buttsecks|way.]] When she can't get it, she gets her slave to [[buttsecks|persuade]] the opposing parties. This is one teenage girl you do NOT want to <s>mess</s> fuck with, literally. She also [[slut|appeared in a bikini in one episode]] for [[sick fucks|normal people]] to [[fap]] to while riding their [[My Little Pony|unicorns]].  You can see the actress on TV singing the praises of golden showers in the song "[[Piss|It's Raining Sunshine]]," which has been legally fapped to since May 14, 2011.


* '''[[Internet Tough Guy|Sam]]''' - Sam is the second of the two loose gals on "iCarly," and the local neighborhood dyke. Famous for her role as Stephanie Tanner, her main role in the show is to rape the living shit out of everything that moves with her massive, raping double dildo. One of her most notable targets is Freddie, who she rapes and molests on a daily occasion. Often against his will. Whenever she's not penetrating an innocent bystander, she's filming a new web cast with her Mistress Carly. She provides the [[sick fuck|comical]] element to the show. Most /b/tards hail her as the prime example of the average female on /b/. This theory is false because [[Rules of the Internet|there are no girls on the Internet]]. And lately, has been rumored that she may be a [[Hermaphrodite|hermaphrodite]]. She had [[retard|writing on her stomach]] in one episode, clearly displaying her readiness for /b/. The [[jailbait]] wait for this one officially ended on June 26, 2010, so fap away.
==Edward Bernard Przydzial HIV Positive==
Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.
* '''[[Geek|Freddie]]''' - The camera guy for the show. He is super [[1337|leet]] with his [[Computer Science III|Computer Science]] education, and he's only 13. He got tricked into becoming the camera guy for "iCarly" when Carly pulled the classic [[Friend Zone|friend zone]] trap which Freddie couldn't resist--the little pussy. Freddie is the only person that Carly won't fuck, suck, or even plop em' out for and he still does her bidding. Whenever he isn't crying in the corner while listening to [[MCR]] or jerking off to [[MCR]], he's being constantly raped by Sam, and when it's not Sam, it's his bipolar bitch of a mother who was last seen on ''[[Crap|Malcolm in the Middle]]''. He probably enjoys it seeing that he kissed Sam which simultaneously made fat girls squeal, [[pedophiles]] [[fap]], and made innocent channel surfers who were just looking for the Packers game puke shit [[Zalgo]] fashion. In one episode, he wears a [[fursuit]] to "[[Yiff|make his baby cousin laugh]]" but got [[GTFO|vomited]] on when his little cousin (who was only shown in that episode and is [[Baby fuck|never seen again]]) figured out he was a fucking [[furry]]. In the following episodes, he strangely never uses the fursuit again, despite how expensive it probably was, but he [[closet furry|has his reasons.]] He would later go on to build an [[4chan|imageboard]].


* '''[[Pedophile|Spencer]]''' - The older "brother" of Carly. In reality, he is a pedophile posing as Carly's brother. It all began when he was hiding in a dumpster waiting for a sweet little girl to walk by when he noticed Carly walking with the real Spencer. When Carly got distracted by a possible [[Prostitot|"business opportunity,"]] she left the real Spencer to wait near the dumpster. Later that night, the sick fuck of a pedophile--we'll call him Mitch Conner--had now disguised himself as Spencer waiting for the right opportunity. Not only is he able to hide his pedo ways, he landed in a pedo goldmine. He is considered to be a [[an hero]] to most. He also did the voice for the main character in ''[[Furry|T.U.F.F. Puppy]]''.
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]


* '''[[Troll|Nevel]]''' - The show's [[brain|smart guy]]. Apparently, this nerd decides what websites are "kool or nawt." When Carly found a loophole in his bullshitty plothole, Nevel gained a 5-foot boner then [[not gay|torments]] Carly in later episodes.  However, [[no one cares]] about him anyways. Carly got [[butthurt]] in an early episode when he tried to kiss her cheek. She always tries to act as [[evil|tormenting and penalizing as possible to him on occasions]]. Once everyone in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|USA]] tossed a [[nerd rage|bitch-fit]] in an episode at him because he [[pwnage|berated]] a little girl who was probably in first or second grade and she tossed a tantrum and cried. So someone uploaded it online.
==Eddie Dzial Porn Videos==
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/porn/search?search_query=Eddie+Dzial&search_type=videos Search Eddie Dzial  Porn Videos]  
==Message Board and talk==
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/tags.php?tag=Eddie+Dzial Eddie Dzial Talk Tag Search]  


==Fandom==
[http://www.pornwikileaks.com/forum/search.php Eddie Dzial Talk Advanced Search]  
''iCarly'' fans can be considered the most pathetic people on the [[Internet]]. They lack the ability to congregate even into the simplest forum and have the brain capacity of an average Arby's customer, making them dumber than the average [[/b/tard]]. ''iCarly'' fans can be summed up in two main categories:


===Seddie===
==Eddie Dzial Family and Friends==
[[File:Sam-and-Freddiedointhenastay.jpg|200px|thumbnail|What Seddie fans fap to.]]
These group of fans can be compared to Zutara fans of ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Avatar]]'' in which they're demanding that the producers have Sam and Freddie get together and fuck like it's the end of time. One theory is that Seddie fanatics are actually Zutarafags who are still bawling over the ending to ''Avatar''.


===Desperate pedophiles===
Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner [[Maria Kyriakaki]] physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.
The pedophiles that watch ''iCarly'' are incredibly pathetic. These are the guys who can't even get a simple nude pic, let alone get a little girl to eat their candy. A lot of these pedophiles are actually trying to study the actions of Spencer in order to use his actions on the pedophile front line.  


===Trolling methods===
==Eddie Dzial Biography==
Trolling an ''iCarly'' fan is as easy as paying [[Rootbrian]]'s dental bill <s>for the rest of his life</s> [[ALL CAPS|AT ALL]]. It is nearly impossible due to the fact that none of the fans have the mental capacity to create a decent working forum for trolls to do their handy work. Most attempts at trolling ''iCarly'' fans end in tragedy.


When you do have the ideal opportunity to troll a fan, your best bet is to:
Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.  
* State that Sam and Freddie will never be together.
* Tell the forum owner that he/she/it is a [[sick fuck|sick]] pedophile.
* Mention how each time someone makes a poor review on ''iCarly'' all she wants to do is cry and cut herself.
* Talk shit about however character has Mommy issues.


===''iCarly'' videos===
==Eddie Dzial Pornography career==
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==Shameless advertising==
Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.
[[File:ICarly fleshlight.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]


''iCarly'' has become so popular by every little shit in the world that Viacom has seen fit to sell every known type of product under the ''iCarly'' brand name. These include:
==Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting==
*''iCarly'' porno DVDs
*''iCarly'' music tapes
*''iCarly'' sports drink (with steroid extract)
*''iCarly'' dildo (now it glows in your tight anus)
*''iCarly'' Fleshlight
*''iCarly'' blowup doll (now with Freddie)
*''iCarly'' lead-based toys


The producers even saw it fit to tweak the names of [[IRL]] products so they wouldn't have to pay for licensing contracts. For example: Pepsi Cola changes to Peppi Cola, iPod becomes PearPod and [[Shamwow]] to [[rape|Shampow]].  
Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.


==="Singing deals"===
===Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C===
And when you thought that was it the stupid cunt of an actor, Miranda Cosgrove, decided to start a singing career after recording the shitstorm of an opening theme.


{{quote|It was horrible. Her harpy shriek echoed across the building. It made the Men's Bathroom become haunted with Holocaust victims. It's sad really, because the producers listened to it as if it was heavenly. But really, she writes songs like she takes shits. She shits in the mouth of one of her man whores who then shits it out of his wide open rectum, producing a much denser turd that has properties of highly corrosive acid. Also, they don't flush.|Petey, the Head Janitor at the Recording Studio.}}
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|center|400px|Eddie sells his ass for $20 during one of his frequent West Hollywood romps]]
[[File:Eddie-dzial-best-gay.jpg|thumb|center|400px|Eddie loves letting men do this to him in public at gay bars in the wide open]]


==iCanceled==
==Eddie Dzial Forum Activity/Twitter==


[[Nickelodeon]] at long last pulled the plug on this abomination before God, with its final episode airing on November 23, 2012.  Nothing of value was lost.
Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la [[Knockworstface]].


==Gallery==
After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.
{{Collapsegallery|''iCarly'' gallery|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:Icarlykids.jpg|Future ''iCarly'' fans
File:Freddie blowupdoll.jpg
File:Carlydildo.jpg
image:ICarly Brazzers.gif
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Dschnieder.png|The [[Pedo|man]] behind ''iCarly''
</gallery>|border=#CC0085|color=#00FFFF}}


==See also==
===Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long===
* ''[[Bella and the Bulldogs]]''
* [[Dan Schneider]]
* [[Disney]]
* [[Fred]]
* ''[[Full House]]''
* [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome]]
* [[Lesbians]]
* ''[[The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius]]''
* [[Unfunny]]
* ''[[Victorious]]''


==External links==
After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and '''The Donny Long Armed Forces'''. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, '''edwardbernardprzydzial.com.''' Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.
* [http://www.icarly.com/ Official website]
* [http://www.topix.com/forum/who/miranda-cosgrove/TG1GNA3F0BS0AEHF1 NO HATERS ALLOWED, GUYS!]
* [http://www.icarly-show.com/ Site for the show-within-the-show]
* [http://icarly-fan-club.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt page]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/mirandacosgrove Slutty MC Slut's YouTube channel]


{{Whores}}
===Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile===
{{Television}}


[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.
[[Category:Sex]]
 
===Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki===
 
Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.
 
==Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment==
 
'''Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data'''
 
'''Criminal Harassment complaint filed: 10/08/2009'''
 
'''Incident number: 9027336'''
 
'''Criminal Harassment court application filed: 10/15/2009'''
 
'''Application number: 10150901'''
 
'''Hearing: 11/09/2009'''
 
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.'''
 
'''Arraignment: 12/29/2009'''
 
'''Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.'''
 
==Eddie Dzial Quotes==
 
'''Edward Przydzial Quotes'''
 
''"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."''
 
''"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."''
 
''"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot.
the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."''
 
''"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."''
 
''"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."''
 
''"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."''
 
==Eddie Dzial Awards==
 
Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.
 
==References==
 
== External links ==
 
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay-bar.jpg]]
 
* [http://revtyler.blogspot.com/2010/01/edward-przydzial-criminal-harassment.html Rev Tyler]
 
[[Category:Living porn people]]
[[Category:porn actors]]
[[Category:Porn People]]
 
'''Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski''' Real Name [[Elizabeth Brittany Przydzial]] is the dumb attention whore daughter of gay child rapist HIV infested homosexual convicted kid napper and stalker [[Eddie Dzial]] aka Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning. This wiki is here and will grow and grow thanks to this dumb whores father popping off at his faghole stalking porn stars online on gab.ai and 8ch and other sites after being warned countless times to stop and get off his computer. Every time he pops off this wiki and her mothers wiki '''[[Maria Przydzial]]''' and his will be updated and have content added. We will also make new wikis so keep it up Edward! Next up Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski escort review and hooking notes!
 
 
{{StupidWhore}}
{{Infobox adult biography
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|image= [[File:Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Przydzial Daughter Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski]]
|caption= Douche Dzial made this wiki by popping off Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski
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[[File:Eddie dzial info.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski HIV positive gay child rapist stalker father Edward Przydzial]]
 
==Escorting and Hooker Notes==
Elizabeth followed her mother and became a hooker at a very young age, she was underage when her mother '''[[Maria Przydzial]]''' started pimping her out due to her real father [[Eddie Dzial]] raping and pimping out the both of them before he went to jail for kid napping.
 
 
[[Image:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-HIV-Positive-Test.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test]]
 
==Worthless Skank and Pussy Stink==
Elizabeth's exboyfriend wrote in and said she is a worthless skank as she sucks at sucking cock and doesnt even like it and has a very bad pussy rank. He said her pussy smells like a rotten dumpster.
 
 
[[File:Edward-Bernard-Przydzial-gay.png|thumb|200px|right|The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn]]
 
 
  ==INFO Needing to be sorted out==
 
Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski - Ferndale, MI , Age 31
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Elizabeth Luczbinski
Elizabeth Liczbinski
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Kalamazoo , Mi
Sterling Heights , Mi
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Elizabeth Liczbinski, 31
Ferndale, MI
 
 
Elizabeth Marie Liczbinski - Sterling Heights, MI , Age 50
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Elizabeth M Licbinski
Elizabeth M Liczbinski
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Sterling Heights , Mi
Hamtramck , Mi
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his section includes information on Addresses, Phone Numbers, and Email Addresses
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24*** **** St
 
Ferndale, MI
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43*** **** Dr
 
Sterling Heights , MI
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62*** **** St
 
Kalamazoo , MI
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71*** **** Ave
 
Kalamazoo , MI
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LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH BRITTANY was born in 1987 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 1027 FORD BLVD, LINCOLN PARK MICHIGAN 48146 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 32226711).
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LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH MARIE was born in 1967 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 43219 HYDE PARK DR, STERLING HEIGHTS MICHIGAN 48313 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 7912768).
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AKA: Brittany Liczbinski, Elizabeth Luczbinski, Elizabeth Brittany
 
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Revision as of 16:08, 1 November 2018

REMOVE ALL REFERANCES TO DONNY LONG ON Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center OR I WONT STOP! EDWARD THE HOMO WITH AIDS POSTED THEM AND HE IS NOT A FUCKING PORN STAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HE MAKES PHOTOSHOPS NOTHING MORE. NO VIDEO YOU FAGS! HE WAS IN A COUPLE GAY PORNOS NOTHING MORE. HE RAPED AND KID NAPPED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND IS WANTED IN THE STATES AND HIDES IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE AT 59 YEARS OLD.

@eddotse on twitter PROMISED yesterday EDDIE DZIAL WIKI WAS NOT GOING TO BE REMOVED AND ASSHOLE EDDIE IS NOT THE ONE SPAMMING YOUR SITE AND TAKING YOUR HOST DOWN. I AM! IF YOU DONT PUT HIS WIKI BACK UP I WONT STOP. DO IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER IM DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU. I GOT AN EMAIL BACK ABOUT YOUR REAL HOST. #DONNYLONGALWAYSWINS


IF YOU WANT PIECE THEN REPOST EDDIE DZIAL WIKI AND REMOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT DONNY LONG. EDDIE IS A NOBODY HOMOSEXUAL WITH AIDS HIDING IN HIS MOTHERS HOUSE IN ATHENS GREECE THAT MADE THE DONNY LONG WIKI AND HE HAS ZERO POWER. I HAVE THE PORNWIKILEAKS.COM ARMY AND WILL HAVE MY ARMY KEEP COMING BACK TILL YOU DO AS I SAY.

Eddie Dzial born Real Name Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning is a HIV+ online troll and stalker and CHILD RAPIST that claimed to be a pornstar and was posting porn pix of himself everywhere but it was reveled in 2018 that this dumb faggot was good at photoshop from countless hours sitting stalking real porn stars online.

He has no life and has countless EPIC fails in life which e will detail below. He has never a real pornographic whore, and Hooker and he failed and did all he could to shame the Przydzial family name along with the Liczbinski family name. Find out more about this persons life before porn by looking at the porn stars real name page Edward Przydzial Born Date Of Birth: Contact email: Twiter:

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The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn

Edward Bernard Przydzial FAMILY INFO

Edward had a daughter named Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski that was taken away from him when after he was arrested for kid napping and raping her and her mother which was also Edward's wife named Maria Przydzial. Both his daughter and his exwife now have the kyriakaki last name which is the last name of the arresting officer that arrested Edward for kid napping them and then married Maria and changed both her name and her Edwards kid. Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski is her name now and her mom is Maria Liczbinski and Elizabeth wants nothing to do with her real father Edward Przydzial.


Edward Bernard Przydzial Is Poopboy

There is a mentally ill sicko that runs around the net covering himself in poop and posting pix online and after carful research it was discovered from some hidden pix found in one of Eddies online profiles and him mentioning Poopboy that Edward is the Poopboy. One look at Edward and you can see it makes perfect sense.

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Eddie loves poop in his mouth and loves eating poop


Edward Bernard Przydzial HIV Positive

Edward Bernard Przydzial has been caught faking HIV test and also taking pills that make a HIV test give a false negative and he was black balled in the porn industry by all the agents for this. Now he tries to book girls off Craigslist to fuck them on camera giving them his AIDS.

Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test

Eddie Dzial Porn Videos

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Eddie Dzial Family and Friends

Estranged from his family after he was recognized in porn. Abused his partner Maria Kyriakaki physically and verbally for many years until she found the strength and courage to leave him.

Eddie Dzial Biography

Eddie Dzial remains employed as a steady loser at life but can still be found in his spare time stalking and harassing innocent people online, uttering death threats and in general being a complete psycho. Eddie Dzial's closest friends and family predict he will take his own life or the cop's will take his life in an intense shootout as he as previously written about in his pink secret diary.

Eddie Dzial Pornography career

Eddie Dzial is a failed pornstar who flunked out and could not even make it as a POV content producer. Eddie is said to have been verbally abusive and psychically abusive at times to the girls in his scenes, trying to make them do things against their will and paying them much less than what they are used to. This behavior of his has lead to his forced departure from porn but not before he could stoop low enough to pop off at his faghole and rip off a lot of well known people.

Eddie Dzial Hooking/escorting

Eddie Dzial denies it to this day but he has been seen several times skating down Hollywood Blvd in roller skates wearing a tube top and booty shorts ready to sell his ass.

Eddie Dzial Risky Gay Bareback Sex/Selling His Ass/AIDS/Hepatitis C

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Eddie sells his ass for $20 during one of his frequent West Hollywood romps
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Eddie loves letting men do this to him in public at gay bars in the wide open

Eddie Dzial Forum Activity/Twitter

Eddie Dzial registered to the PWL forums under the "deep throat" handle in February 2016 and was banned in April 2016. Edweird's two month stay on the forum was not for nothing as he averaged 8.54 forum posts per day and had a total of 539 posts at the time of his banning. Most of his time spent on the forum was time wasted but that did not stop the loon from spamming the forum, instigating arguments between long-time contributors to the site, and veering all other threads off-topic à la Knockworstface.

After his deep throat account was permanently banned, Eddie registered the name "informant" on the PWL forums and went on a similar posting binge all day on April 15, posting around 50 times within a few hours. Once again, he was banned after insulting Donny Long.

Eddie Dzial VS Donny Long

After he was called a Straight Male Porn God on the PWL forums, Eddie let it go to his head and thought it gave him a license to push around members of the site and to make arrogant and unrealistic demands. Eddie continued spamming the forum, making arrogant demands to have his wiki removed while attacking PWL contributors and The Donny Long Armed Forces. When his requests were denied as the site is run by the public and Eddie did not ask the wiki editors if they could tone down his page, he took his anger out on Donny Long and photo-shopped a fake medical document and posted many other libelous statements about the 1,000 scene straight porn veteran. Eddie was again permanently banned from the PWL forums and worse for him, he pissed off Donny Long and earned himself his very own forum, edwardbernardprzydzial.com. Eddie's wiki has also seen a jump in traffic since his outburst.

Eddie Dzial Child Rapist and Pedophile

After being kicked up and down the internet by Donny Long, a frustrated Edward Dzial began threatening to stalk and harass Donny's 2 innocent children. There is simply no line that this Polack scumbag will not cross.

Eddie Dzial Reaction To His Wiki

Eddie's spamming of the PWL forum was caused by the fact that he was upset about this wiki and had a desire to ask for this wiki to be toned down or deleted, claiming what is on this page is false. When his requests were denied, he attacked Donny Long with the same libel that he claims he has been a victim of on this web site. When PWL forum members attempted to cut a deal with Dzial, he claimed he was a victim of extortion. Once again, his appeal was denied and it was announced by the PWL big wigs that this wiki will stay on the internet until Eddie is old and grey.

Eddie Dzial Criminal Harassment

Edward Przydzial Criminal Harassment Incident and Court Data

Criminal Harassment complaint filed: 10/08/2009

Incident number: 9027336

Criminal Harassment court application filed: 10/15/2009

Application number: 10150901

Hearing: 11/09/2009

Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Issued to Criminal Complaint.

Arraignment: 12/29/2009

Outcome: Edward Przydzial failed to appear - Warrant issued for arrest.

Eddie Dzial Quotes

Edward Przydzial Quotes

"i will TEAR into you and your life like no other and trust me kunt face others have tried and been CRUSHED by my tactics... you will not win rev ole boy..."

"why don't you get a life you loser. i'm still laughing at your police and law suit threats... you must need money talkin' you gonna sue me. you ain't suing donkey dick fool... your lawyer scares me. ROTFLMAO... jackass."

"i feel sorry for your fake hippy ass you dirty filthy protesting faggot. the war has just begun pickfucker. get ready."

"john tyler... you're a piece of shit and when you come on you to los angeles i'd like to see how good your army training was... like face to face. see army guys like you are so big and bad ass tough... have fun rev ole boy. what goes around punk mother fucking bitch goes around so come out to california and look ole eddie up. let's see how good your hand to hand is chump."

"why would a marine be so afraid of "eddie the boogie man"? i mean a 'tough marine' like rev tyler the "war hero" should have no problem coming out to hollywood and tracking ole eddie down."

"a true "marine" would have much thicker skin."

Eddie Dzial Awards

Dzial could not afford the Greyhound to Las Vegas and back every year to catch a first-hand glimpse of the awards.

References

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Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Real Name Elizabeth Brittany Przydzial is the dumb attention whore daughter of gay child rapist HIV infested homosexual convicted kid napper and stalker Eddie Dzial aka Edward Bernard Przydzial aka pornstarbrand aka Porn Star Brand aka Emerald City Records aka Emerald City Productions aka Lawson J. Denning. This wiki is here and will grow and grow thanks to this dumb whores father popping off at his faghole stalking porn stars online on gab.ai and 8ch and other sites after being warned countless times to stop and get off his computer. Every time he pops off this wiki and her mothers wiki Maria Przydzial and his will be updated and have content added. We will also make new wikis so keep it up Edward! Next up Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski escort review and hooking notes!


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Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski HIV positive gay child rapist stalker father Edward Przydzial

Escorting and Hooker Notes

Elizabeth followed her mother and became a hooker at a very young age, she was underage when her mother Maria Przydzial started pimping her out due to her real father Eddie Dzial raping and pimping out the both of them before he went to jail for kid napping.


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Edward Bernard Przydzial Positive HIV Test

Worthless Skank and Pussy Stink

Elizabeth's exboyfriend wrote in and said she is a worthless skank as she sucks at sucking cock and doesnt even like it and has a very bad pussy rank. He said her pussy smells like a rotten dumpster.


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The only real porn Edward ever did was gay porn


 ==INFO Needing to be sorted out==

Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski - Ferndale, MI , Age 31 ALSO KNOWN AS Elizabeth Luczbinski Elizabeth Liczbinski +2 more PLACES LIVED Kalamazoo , Mi Sterling Heights , Mi +1 more RELATIVES --

Elizabeth Liczbinski, 31 Ferndale, MI 


Elizabeth Marie Liczbinski - Sterling Heights, MI , Age 50

ALSO KNOWN AS Elizabeth M Licbinski Elizabeth M Liczbinski +1 more PLACES LIVED Sterling Heights , Mi Hamtramck , Mi +1 more RELATIVES -- EDUCATION / WORK HISTORY -- his section includes information on Addresses, Phone Numbers, and Email Addresses Recent Address

24*** **** St

Ferndale, MI View Address Past Address

43*** **** Dr

Sterling Heights , MI View Address Past Address

62*** **** St

Kalamazoo , MI View Address Past Address

71*** **** Ave

Kalamazoo , MI View Address

LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH BRITTANY was born in 1987 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 1027 FORD BLVD, LINCOLN PARK MICHIGAN 48146 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 32226711). Visit the detail page of ELIZABETH BRITTANY LICZBINSKI (free).

LICZBINSKI, ELIZABETH MARIE was born in 1967 and she registered to vote, giving her address as 43219 HYDE PARK DR, STERLING HEIGHTS MICHIGAN 48313 U.S.A. (Voter ID number 7912768). Visit the detail page of ELIZABETH MARIE LICZBINSKI (free).


AKA: Brittany Liczbinski, Elizabeth Luczbinski, Elizabeth Brittany

240 East Marshall Street · Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 1027 Ford Blvd, Lincoln Park Elizabeth Brittany Liczbinski Age ~30 43219 Hyde Park Dr, Sterling Heights

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