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'''CallMeCarson''' (born: May 10, 1999 [age 22]) (Powerword: Carson King) is a basement-dwelling teenager with a living embodiment of a failed comedian who tried to be funny on the internet. Carson was often both severely autistic and an ugly loser who tried to make a living off YouTube and Twitch as a revolting live-steamer and gamer. Talking about 80% of his content that everyone called "relevant". Carson typically recorded himself with his friends on Minecraft and Discord, where he and his friends sent out random shit every minute and called it funny. His content was always unfunny, but many 13-year-olds somehow found his shitty content which purely consist of corny jokes funny. This basically proves that you can be an actual comedian without having an actual sense of humor.
'''CallMeCarson''' (Powerword: Carson King) is an batshit insane, overrated basement-inhabitant who makes a living as a revolting live-streamer, an internet comedian, as well as being an unskilled bulging-gamer who basically doesn't how to play the game properly. Carson is an internet personality whose nothing other than dick-riding [[YouTube]] and [[Twitch]] for money. Currently busy manipulating his fangirls, he is often known for typically recording his friends while playing Minecraft and Discord. And these two platforms are mostly featured in 80% of his content, proving that this ugly bastard is rather uncreative than being an independent [[22-year-old]] entertainer. You know, his content was always unfunny right? but [[13-year-old]]s somehow manage to find his content that purely consist of actual teenagers trying to be funny for 30 minutes funny. Technically, watching other boring things on YouTube such as the paint drying on the wall, is far more better than his entirely boring channel.
 
At the beginning of his career, Carson has addictions to a autism-ridden sandbox game of what we known as ''Minecraft''. He created a channel under the username bluecreepers1 at 12, which that made him among the annoying children in the Minecraft fanbase. His old channel is fueled up with crudely-animated pivots, Minecraft, and his Terraria walkthroughs, and had received 8.5k after his "CallMeCarson" channel rises.
 
Little did he know that his meteoric rise to fame and faggotry would come to an end when he was allegedly confirmed to be a sex offender. This led to his dick-riding fanbase starting to defend him by saying he did nothing wrong. Since having a fucking brain in your skull is enough to prove that he's a convicted pedophile who actually groomed a child in a two-year gap, but that's not all. He manipulated more. By proving that, His retarded fanbase will still keep defending Carson while everyone else is deceiving him. Carson himself retired in response to the controversy. Really, no shit, he didn't even respond but just retired for more than 4 months? What a scared pussy.

Revision as of 06:46, 21 September 2021

CallMeCarson (Powerword: Carson King) is an batshit insane, overrated basement-inhabitant who makes a living as a revolting live-streamer, an internet comedian, as well as being an unskilled bulging-gamer who basically doesn't how to play the game properly. Carson is an internet personality whose nothing other than dick-riding YouTube and Twitch for money. Currently busy manipulating his fangirls, he is often known for typically recording his friends while playing Minecraft and Discord. And these two platforms are mostly featured in 80% of his content, proving that this ugly bastard is rather uncreative than being an independent 22-year-old entertainer. You know, his content was always unfunny right? but 13-year-olds somehow manage to find his content that purely consist of actual teenagers trying to be funny for 30 minutes funny. Technically, watching other boring things on YouTube such as the paint drying on the wall, is far more better than his entirely boring channel.

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