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| Nicholas "The Nixtr" Morency was a longtime [[Transformers]] fan, known for a series of [[unfunny|waaaaacky]] parody [[fanfic]]s and his hard right-wing political point of view.
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| Nixtr had a long and questionable track record on [[USENET]], including [http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/3958f5e7f43138aa?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1 an online proposal to his girlfriend]. Incomprehensibly, she said yes.
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| More interestingly, Morency was arrested in early 1999 for offering 1.5 million dollars to anyone who would [[murder]] an [[abortion]] doctor for him. When the [[FBI]] seized his computer, they also discovered a trove of 3½" floppy disks containing thousands of images of [[kiddie porn]].
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| ==The Drama Unfolds==
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| When a [[wiigii]]er [http://groups.google.com/groups?q=g:thl686588447d&dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&selm=98h4gc%24pql%241%40news.igs.net posted the news of Morency's initial arrest] to USENET's alt.toys.transformers, the resulting explosion of drama and comedy probably peaked when [[Zobovor]] argued that [http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/292a18aaae2dcf3b?dmode=source&hl=en possessing pictures of children being raped doesn't necessarily mean that you SUPPORT children being raped], [http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/a46ae71435f35daf?dmode=source owning a copy of ''Lethal Weapon'' is tantamount to actually comitting murder], and that [http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.toys.transformers/msg/11ea66d5749e089c?hl=en offering a bounty for the murder of another human being wasn't as bad as idly threatening to kill someone because you hated a TV show they wrote]. (Note: The latter ''is'' considerably gayer than the former, however.)
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| ==The Resolution==
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| Morency was sentenced to two and a half years in prison, and cried like a total [[pu55y]] in court. He also reportedly, upon being told that his kiddy porn was being confiscated, asked if he could still look at regular [[porn]]. However, at no point did Morency *ever* express any regret for trying to hire an assassin. Morency was released [[last Thursday]]. As a part of his settlement, Morency is not allowed to own a computer, access the [[internets]], or play with toy robots ever again.
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| ==Whereabouts==
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| Nick was last seen in 2008 when he was [http://www.capemaycountyherald.com/news/article_5dee8524-4d63-5788-8b01-196f738777f4.html trying to show his "collection" to children at the local library] and [http://www.capemaycountyherald.com/search/?t=article&nsa=eedition&s=start_time&sd=desc&q=Morency&x=16&y=4writing angry letters to the editor of his local newspaper], pushing his politics in impotent rage.
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| [[Category: People|Morency, Nicholas]]
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| [[Category: Faggotry]]
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Revision as of 16:41, 1 November 2018
