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<span class="plainlinks">{{spoiler|indonesia just got pwnt by [http://time.com/5421390/indonesia-sulawesi-palu-search-ends/ another tsunami] that scored >10k kills but this time [[noone cares]] because it isn't christmas}}</span>


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A Tsunami is when a large amount of water from the ocean hits onto a city or a suburb, causing mass destruction and killing many [[Hookers]] and [[Gay]] men. It is caused by the violent shake of an [[Earthquake]] (An Earthquake is when a lot of [[people]] have [[sex]] at the same time that at one point, a country would rumble).
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A Tsunami is when a large amount of water from the ocean hits onto a city or a suburb, causing mass destruction and killing many [[Hookers]] and [[Gay]] men. It is caused by the violent shake of an [[Earthquake]] (An Earthquake is when a lot of [[people]] have [[sex]] at the same time that at one point, a country would rumble)


[[God]] also sent out a [[2012|Tsunami]] and told mighty Jew to build a [[damn]] ark.  
[[God]] also sent out a [[2012|Tsunami]] and told mighty Jew to build a [[damn]] ark.  
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A second tsunami several months later wiped out all of Sri Lanka which resulted in [[moar]] lulz.
A second tsunami several months later wiped out all of Sri Lanka which resulted in [[moar]] lulz.


Several attempts to raise money for the victims accomplished precisely [[Cock|dick]], but they did make several people feel good about themselves, which is all that really matters. In addition, every tsunami event is usually forgotten about in a matter of days either because a [[tornado]], which is more [[awesome]] and more damaging than a tsunami, [[rapes]] [[America]], or because people realize that the odds of getting hit by a tsunami when you live inland is actually [[0]].
Several attempts to raise money for the victims accomplished precisely [[Cock|dick]], but they did make several people feel good about themselves, which is all that really matters.
[[File:tsunamiswimmer.jpg|thumb|Tsunamis present a great challenge to local swimmers.]]


== Important people who died in the Tsunami ==
== Important people who died in the Tsunami ==
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== What really matters ==
== What really matters ==


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Revision as of 17:38, 10 December 2018

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HOLY SHIT indonesia just got pwnt by another tsunami that scored >10k kills but this time noone cares because it isn't christmas!!!1
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A Tsunami is when a large amount of water from the ocean hits onto a city or a suburb, causing mass destruction and killing many Hookers and Gay men. It is caused by the violent shake of an Earthquake (An Earthquake is when a lot of people have sex at the same time that at one point, a country would rumble)

God also sent out a Tsunami and told mighty Jew to build a damn ark.

The tsunami that hit Asia in late 2004 is an example of God ass-raping azns for the lulz and to punish faggot Sweden for being fags. Fred Phelps exposed the gay fag conspiracy by butt-raping his daughter until she vomited all over Puxatawney Phil, thus proving that God will send us six more weeks of winter unless we stone five fags a day. Woe to faggot Sweden!

A second tsunami several months later wiped out all of Sri Lanka which resulted in moar lulz.

Several attempts to raise money for the victims accomplished precisely dick, but they did make several people feel good about themselves, which is all that really matters.

Tsunamis present a great challenge to local swimmers.

Important people who died in the Tsunami

What really matters

  • Profiting from tragedy indeed.
    Profiting from tragedy indeed.
  • You will die a horrible death.
    You will die a horrible death.
  • Ha ha ha ha ha Wipe Out
    Ha ha ha ha ha Wipe Out
  • God Doing it for the lulz.
    God Doing it for the lulz.

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