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On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol, some batshit insane | On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a [[mass shooting]], fueled by schizophrenia, he took the Golden iPod of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Martel some random oldfag] who went on a rampage 4 years earlier. | ||
== Christian Weston Dornier == | == Christian Weston Dornier == | ||
[[TL;DR|Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier]] was born on 1958 after being shat out by his [[mother]] after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, [[Dead|Corinne]] and [[Who?|Serge]]. |
Revision as of 15:13, 9 July 2022
Christian Dornier | |
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Nationality: | Snail-muncher |
High Score | Killed 14, injured 8 |
Top 50 | No, 5th Notable Loser |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | V& for batshit insanity |
On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a mass shooting, fueled by schizophrenia, he took the Golden iPod of some random oldfag who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.
Christian Weston Dornier
Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier was born on 1958 after being shat out by his mother after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, Corinne and Serge.