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On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called [[Shithole|Luxiol]] in [[France]], some batshit insane farmer would embark on a [[mass shooting]], and fueled by his schizophrenia, he took the [[High Score]] from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Martel some random oldfag] who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.
On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called [[Shithole|Luxiol]] in [[France]], some batshit insane farmer would embark on a [[mass shooting]], and fueled by his schizophrenia, he took the [[High Score]] from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Martel some random oldfag] who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.


== Christian Weston Dornier ==
== Biography ==


[[TL;DR|Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier]] was born on 1958 after being shat out by his [[mother]] after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, [[Dead|Corinne]] and [[Who?|Serge]]. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could [[fap]] to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the [[Army]], where he polished [[Cocks|baguettes]] for 12 months before [[Flouncing|leaving]].
[[TL;DR|Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier]] was born on 1958 after being shat out by his [[mother]] after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, [[Dead|Corinne]] and [[Who?|Serge]]. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could [[fap]] to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the [[Army]], where he polished [[Cocks|baguettes]] for 12 months before [[Flouncing|leaving]]. [[Some argue|It is said]] that his [[Gay rape|time]] in the Army might have affected him and accelerated his [[schizophrenia]], but this could all just be explained by him being an [[You|autistic loner]] who couldn't handle a little [[Buttsecks|civil service]].
 
A year and a half before Chris went
 
== Loadout ==
 
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*'''Primary''': Double-barrel shotgun
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*Painfully generic double-barrel shotgun. '''65~155 Damage'''
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*'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
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*Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
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Christian Dornier
Nationality: Snail-muncher
High Score Killed 14, injured 8
Top 50 No, 5th Notable Loser
Style Single player
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On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a mass shooting, and fueled by his schizophrenia, he took the High Score from some random oldfag who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.

Biography

Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier was born on 1958 after being shat out by his mother after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, Corinne and Serge. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could fap to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the Army, where he polished baguettes for 12 months before leaving. It is said that his time in the Army might have affected him and accelerated his schizophrenia, but this could all just be explained by him being an autistic loner who couldn't handle a little civil service.

A year and a half before Chris went

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Double-barrel shotgun
  • Painfully generic double-barrel shotgun. 65~155 Damage
  • Perk 1: Stopping Power
  • Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
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