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Carrd is a website creator, originally used to create single-page portfolios for wage slaves, [[faggots]] have adopted the use of the site to explain their [[retardation|boundaries]], [[Homosexuality|sexuality]], if they're [[fat]] or [[lie|not]], and [[shit no one cares about|other shit no one cares about]]. | Carrd is a website creator, originally used to create single-page portfolios for [[Middle class|wage slaves]], [[faggots]] have adopted the use of the site to explain their [[retardation|boundaries]], [[Homosexuality|sexuality]], if they're [[fat]] or [[lie|not]], and [[shit no one cares about|other shit no one cares about]]. Due to their unoriginality and [[dumbass|dumbassery]], they almost always use the free provided templates. | ||
==What's on every Carrd== | |||
Since Carrds are not used for it's intended portfolios purpose, all Carrds are unoriginal. They [[nigger|steal]] ideas from [[jews|other people who steal]] ideas. Most Carrds follow a very basic and simple formula. | |||
===DNI ('''''D'''''o '''''N'''''ot '''''I'''''nteract)=== | |||
[[Butthurt]] [[faggots]] do not like anyone other than their [[loser|own kind]]. As such, they [[b&]] any kind of [[normal]] and [[lulzy]] people or behaviors from interacting with them. Do these ever work? [[no shit|Obviously not]], and it's a concept they are too [[retarded]] to [[dumbfuck|understand]], then [[waaaambulance|whine]] when you interact if you're on the list. | |||
A list of the most common DNI criteria are: | |||
* [[DO IT FAGGOT|NO HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA, RACISM]] | |||
* No [[sexism]] | |||
* No [[patriarchy|misogynism]] | |||
* No [[ableism]] | |||
* No [[Censorship|jokes about rape]] | |||
===Their birth defections=== | |||
If you have a Carrd you must list all of your birth defects, such as [[autism]], [[cripple]] status, being a [[tea niggers|tea nigger]], or [[nigger|KFC lover]]. This way, they can feel prouder of their birth defections by proudly displaying it like a recalled infant car seat on the daily [[newspaper]]. | |||
Revision as of 02:47, 20 August 2023
Carrd is a website creator, originally used to create single-page portfolios for wage slaves, faggots have adopted the use of the site to explain their boundaries, sexuality, if they're fat or not, and other shit no one cares about. Due to their unoriginality and dumbassery, they almost always use the free provided templates.
What's on every Carrd
Since Carrds are not used for it's intended portfolios purpose, all Carrds are unoriginal. They steal ideas from other people who steal ideas. Most Carrds follow a very basic and simple formula.
DNI (Do Not Interact)
Butthurt faggots do not like anyone other than their own kind. As such, they b& any kind of normal and lulzy people or behaviors from interacting with them. Do these ever work? Obviously not, and it's a concept they are too retarded to understand, then whine when you interact if you're on the list.
A list of the most common DNI criteria are:
Their birth defections
If you have a Carrd you must list all of your birth defects, such as autism, cripple status, being a tea nigger, or KFC lover. This way, they can feel prouder of their birth defections by proudly displaying it like a recalled infant car seat on the daily newspaper.