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| {{ib|[[File:Aaron alexis smiling.jpg|150px|Did it for the lulz]]}}
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| {{Ibhead|Aaron Alexis}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Born'''</center>|<center>May 9, 1979</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Died'''</center>|<center>September 16, 2013 (aged 34)</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Nationality'''</center>|<center>[[Black People|Basketball Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Statistics'''</center>|<center>Killed: 12<br />Injured: 9</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Style'''</center>|<center>FPS, Single player</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''[[An hero]]?'''</center>|<center>Killed by [[police]]</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''AKA'''</center>|<center>Chris Dorner 2: Electric Boogaloo</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''[[High score|High Score?]]'''</center>|<center>Nope, close to [[Derrick Bird]] though.</center>}}
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| {{Ibrow|<center>'''Perk/s'''</center>|<center>[[File:Scavenger pro.png|20px]]<br />Scavenger Pro</center>}}
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| '''Aaron Alexis''' was a [[pretty cool guy]] and a [[Buddhist]] who [[pwned]] the [[Washington]] Navy Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious [[Left 4 Dead|peelz]]. As with every other [[nigger]], he was born and raised in [[Ghetto|da hood]]. The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 assault rifle despite the fact he only used a shitty rusted sawed-off Remington 870 shotgun (which every typical nignog has) and a Beretta 92FS 9mm semi-automatic pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard who was too occupied with [[Masturbation|tossing the salad]].
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| One day, he received an email from his crew-member, who was none other than [[Obama]]; conveniently titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 9000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]]. Overall, just another wanna-be [[Chris Dorner]] attempting to get on the score-boards but [[failure|failed]] (despite the fact he killed 3x more people than [[Dorner]] did). In the aftermath of the shooting, [[Jack Thompson]] was quick to blame Dorner's actions on the newly released [[Grand Theft Auto V]], despite no evidence existing presenting Alexis as a GTA 5 player or even a player of [[video games]] at all. Despite getting 12 frags, in a military base no less, Aaron was a nigger so the media was quick to overlook the story. See, only white people are capable of committing a [[mass shooting]] -- and you can bet your ass [[old media]] will manipulate the facts to make it seem this way.
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| ==Mental Health Issues==
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| Can't have a mass workplace shooting without a [[psychopath]] being the mastermind of it all, [[amirite]]? Immediately after the event, mainstream media had appropriately declared that Aaron was appearing to be suffering from what they assumed was a [[mental illness]] prior to the massacre, ranging from allegedly being a victim of harassment to hearing voices in his head which encouraged him significantly. [[Lol|Extremely low frequency electromagnetic waves]] was a large chunk of this encouragement, stating that it was what he had been "subjected to in the past 3 months", and what eventually led to the rampage killings. Other problems occurred throughout August [[2013]] (one month before the shootings) including naval police being called to his hotel room on August 4 and discovering that Aaron had taken apart his entire bed, believed someone was hiding under it, and observed that he had [[LOL WUT|taped a microphone to the ceiling to record the voices of people that were apparently following him]], plus showing up at an emergency room on August 23 to [[Crybaby|whine]] that he was experiencing insomnia and was properly treated for it in a [[Virginia]] medical center located in Washington D.C. on August 28, where he told doctors he was not [[Depression|depressed]] and was [[Lie|not actively thinking of harming others]].
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| [[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis used his [[doom|keycard]] to gain access to the naval base.]]
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| [[File:Plasma gun.jpg|thumb|The microwave device his [[trolls|roommates]] used to send [[Michael J Fox|vibrations]] down his body.]]
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| [[File:Aarons breakfest.jpg|thumb|Looks like someone forgot to have breakfest.]]
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| ==Game Play==
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| <center><youtube>H-Qv8cTtSKQ</youtube><br />'''Aaron infiltrating the [[Doom|UAC naval base]]'''</center>
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| ==Graded Score==
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| {{GradedScore|12|[[Nigger]] [[High Score]]!|17| |20|You're brave as fuck to play on Nightmare Mode|16|[[George Bush doesn't care about black people|Nobody cares about black people]], at least the news doesn't|20|[[OG]] black genepool purifier|88|B+|Pretty fly for a black guy!}}
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| {{Wanted|3}}
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| ==[[A challenger appears]]!
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| Almost six years after Aaron Alexis goes postal, fellow batshit [[Schizo]] Nigger '''[[DeWayne Craddock]]''' attempts to break Alexis's high scroe
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - Russian response
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| *[[The Binghamton Tet Offensive]]
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| *[[Chris Dorner]]
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| *[[Doom]]
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| *[[Fort Hood]], another mass shooting at a U.S. military base.
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| == External links ==
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| [[Category:2013]]
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User:Genberg47 (talk) 11:37, 28 February 2024 (EST)
User:Genberg47 (talk) 11:37, 28 February 2024 (EST)