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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Islamic State: Team Khorasan'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Tajikistan|Tajik]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed ~139, injured 182+}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score|6th!!!]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Co-Op}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No???}}
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On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the [[London sandnigger attack 2017]]), four of Allah's finest [[Goatfuckers|commandos]] of the [[Ukraine|Islamic State]] decided to recreate [[Modern Warfare 2|No Russian]] IRL. As the Russian bear is
== The Backstory ==
ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.
== Remember, No Russian ==
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]
They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.
===Loadout===
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="60%"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA-->
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': AK Rifle
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsAK47.png|130px]]</center>
|
*With camo skin unlocked.
|-
|
*'''Secondary''': Dull Knife
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|130px]]</center>
|
*Isn't very useful for beheading.
|-
|
*'''Thrown''': MoLOLtov Cocktails
<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsMolotov.png|130px]]</center>
|
*Extra effective against structures.
|}
</center>
{{clear}}
== Gameplay Footage ==
=== Spectator Mode ===
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #ffcc00;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:MoscowMuslimsTopDown.mp4|center]]'''Top-down gameplay'''
|[[File:ISISBodyStacking.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:IsThisPartOfTheShow.mp4|center]]
}}|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}
|}
=== First-Person Mode ===
<center>{{frame|[[File:ISISposting.mp4|center|600px]]<center>'''A video taken by the shooters themselves'''</center>|border=#ffa004|background=#ffa004}}</center>
=== Something's Burning ===
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{frame|{{videoframe|MoskauMoskau|background-color: #9A1818;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Moscow-BurnBabyBurn.mp4|center|250px]]
|[[File:Moscow-That'sHot.mp4|center|400px]]
}}|border=#9A1818|background=#9A1818}}
|}
=== Propaganda ===
<center>{{frame|[[File:ISISmovieTrailer.mp4|center|400px]]<center>'''The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from<br>the attack into an action movie trailer'''</center>|border=#DBD8CD|background=#DBD8CD}}</center>
== Not Your Usual Shitskins ==
This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.
They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.
=== Welcome to the Gulag ===
[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]
{{center|<gallery>
File:Muhammаdsobir Faizov.jpg|Before Russia
File:EyeSeeYou.jpg|After Russia<br>(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
File:IAteMyEar.jpg|The guy from above
</gallery>}}
== Let The Finger-Pointing Commence! ==
=== "It Was ISIS" ===
[[File:ICan'tReadThatShit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article]]
=== "It Was THE WEST" ===
*US embassy warning
*US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
*UKRAINE
*They were going to UKRAINE
<center>{{frame|<youtube>i9m6X-tbe2s</youtube>|border=#ffcc00|background=#ffcc00}}</center>
=== "It Was RUSSIA" ===
=== "It Was SAM HYDE" ===
=== [[Jews did WTC|"IT WAS DA JOOS"]] ===
<center>{{frame|[[File:JewsDidRussia.mp4|center]]|border=#84C133|background=#84C133}}</center>
== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}
{{Wanted|5}}
== See Also ==
== External Links ==
*{{wikilink|Crocus_City_Hall_attack|On TOW}}
*{{EDF|t|new-high-score-attempted-in-moscow.8164|EDF thread}}
*{{kf|11626/#post-18013386|Much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/2024-moscow-center-hall-isis-terrorist-attack|Even KnowYourMeme covered this}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)

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Islamic State: Team Khorasan
Nationality: Tajik  
Highscore Killed ~139, injured 182+
Top 50? 6th!!!
Style FPS, Co-Op
An Hero? No???


On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the London sandnigger attack 2017), four of Allah's finest commandos of the Islamic State decided to recreate No Russian IRL. As the Russian bear is

The Backstory

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

Remember, No Russian

A Kalashnikov used in the attack

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.


Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AK Rifle
  • With camo skin unlocked.
  • Secondary: Dull Knife
  • Isn't very useful for beheading.
  • Thrown: MoLOLtov Cocktails
  • Extra effective against structures.

Gameplay Footage

Spectator Mode

Top-down gameplay

Previous Video | Next Video


First-Person Mode

A video taken by the shooters themselves


Something's Burning

Previous Video | Next Video


Propaganda

The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from
the attack into an action movie trailer


Not Your Usual Shitskins

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


Welcome to the Gulag

After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.


  • Before Russia
    Before Russia
  • After Russia (He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
    After Russia
    (He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
  • The guy from above
    The guy from above

Let The Finger-Pointing Commence!

"It Was ISIS"

The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article

"It Was THE WEST"

  • US embassy warning
  • US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
  • UKRAINE
  • They were going to UKRAINE

"It Was RUSSIA"

"It Was SAM HYDE"

"IT WAS DA JOOS"

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 139/20 (Over 180 injuries)
Accuracy: 10/20 Unsurprising.
Style: 12/20 Nothing we haven't seen before. At least they recorded it.
Butthurt: 20/20 The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.
Bonus: 20/20 For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.
Total Score: 201/100 (S)
Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences
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Wanted Level:

National Guard


See Also

External Links

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