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We've all heard about the [[Islamic State]] and it's [https://graphics.wsj.com/islamic-state-and-its-affiliates/ numerous children] including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are [https://www.britannica.com/story/is-it-isis-or-isil basically twins], another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the [[Afghanistan|Khorasan]] [[Pakistan|province]], ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that [[LOLWUT|the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.]]
ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.
ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]
[[File:ThePerpetrator.jpeg|thumb|right|A Kalashnikov used in the attack]]
They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.
They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.
*This attack was a "special military operation"
*[https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/No_Russian]
The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO.
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=== Welcome to the Gulag ===
=== Welcome to the Gulag ===
[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.]]
[[File:MoscowShooting-EatingEarsIsHaram.mp4|thumb|center|300px|After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. It least it wasn't pork!]]
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File:No Russian menu image MW2.jpg|Leaked CCTV image
File:UkrainianPorkers.png|We all know who was behind the attack...
File:UkrainianCaliphate.jpg|{{archive|lTi7a|Ukrainians showing support for their allies}}
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== Graded Score ==
== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|139|(Over 180 injuries)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|201|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}
{{GradedScore|144|(Over 360 injuries!!!)|10|Unsurprising.|12|Nothing we haven't seen before. [[Brenton Tarrant|At least they recorded it.]]|20|The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody [[Doing it wrong|except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.]]|20|For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.|206|S|Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences}}
{{Wanted|5}}
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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]
== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*{{kf|150029/page-1120#post-18013386|A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread}}
*'''[https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/shooting/post/143962/megathread-crocus-city-hall-mass-shooting WatchPeopleDie megathread]''' (Need an account but a shit ton of videos can be found here. The best are already on this page though.)
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We've all heard about the Islamic State and it's numerous children including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are basically twins, another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the Khorasanprovince, ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.
ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.
The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO.
The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from the attack into an action movie trailer
Not Your Usual Shitskins
This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.
They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.
Welcome to the Gulag
After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. It least it wasn't pork!
Before Russia
After Russia (He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
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Before Russia
After Russia
The guy from above
Leaked CCTV image
We all know who was behind the attack...
