'''Wikileaks''' is a [[website]] that poses as a free for all [[wiki]] site to allow [[anonymous]] people of all countries to release classified [[government]] and [[corporate]] [[dox|documents]] [[for the lulz]], thus giving any snitch in any position of power in any country the incentive to disobey top-secret orders and betray his country for [[profit]]. It's run by [[Barack Obama]]'s evil albino twin [[australia|Julian Assange]], whose own white messianic rise to power mirrors that of [[Black Jesus]]. Its inevitable that they will have to face each other in a fight to the death in the near future.
'''The Lizard Squad''' is a group of [[13-year-old boy|young]] [[Script kiddie|skids]] that still live with their parents and will most likely die alone in Guantanamo due to [[AIDS]] and [[Party Van|arrests]]. They got fame for ruining [[gaming|gayming]] servers during the second period of 2014, for [[Twitter|tweeting]] a false terrorist act on a plane and especially for shutting down PSN and Xbox Live gaming networks on Christmas. Later on however, they got [[Party Van|V&]] - press F to pay respects fam.
[[Some argue|Some say]] it a good site to [[troll]] governments and other organizations and [[the man]] is constantly trying to [[censor]] it. The quality of trolling by Wikileaks has been so high, that there is no government or corporation on this earth that does not want Assange dead.
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'''{{center|[[Lizard Squad|(( GIANT LIZARDS ''WON'T'' RULE THE EARTH; V& LOL))]]}}'''
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The Lizard Squad is a group of youngskids that still live with their parents and will most likely die alone in Guantanamo due to AIDS and arrests. They got fame for ruining gayming servers during the second period of 2014, for tweeting a false terrorist act on a plane and especially for shutting down PSN and Xbox Live gaming networks on Christmas. Later on however, they got V& - press F to pay respects fam.
