Talk:DarksydePhil

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A Day in the Life of DarkSydePhil [[1]]

Several basement-dwellers mock DarkSydePhil doing mundane daily tasks.

Would be a good video for this page but not sure where the best place add it.

"Girlfriend"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrE9jH2b0Fs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXXlPjPUtw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0cxSkF_91s

How can we be even sure she's not paid to do this shit, just to save DSP's reputation as a "human being"?

Considering the newest video I found, she really is almost as fucking stupid as DSP.

and her nudes

The shitty picture. A thumbnail shown in a video.

Atomicnumber27 02:14, 13 September 2013 (EDT)

Videos

<youtube>MdpVu_VVg_I</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''</center>|
<youtube>suV2wJ0K3s8</youtube><br /><center>'''Demon Souls'''</center>|
<youtube>pRd20xaoChM</youtube><br /><center>'''X-Com Enemy Unknown'''</center>|
<youtube>pKUXZl24qQA</youtube><br /><center>'''The Witcher 2'''</center>|
<youtube>M-2VBinA3i8</youtube><br /><center>'''Splinter Cell: Blacklist'''</center>|
<youtube>SZ9QMRnkPKk</youtube><br /><center>'''Castlevania: Lords of Shadow'''</center>|
<youtube>HjBJu-jVTfI</youtube><br /><center>'''GTA IV'''</center>|

CobaltCat 16:27, 1 July 2014 (EDT)

Part Two

<center>Fanboys of several games are sacrificing their lifetime to bring you the following video compilations</center>


<center>{{fv|DSPHOWNOTTOPLAY|background-color: White;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>j1ziXMBuqOQ</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play MGS1'''</center>|
<youtube>5dHz4nYCDdM</youtube><br /><center>'''Dark Souls'''</center>|
<youtube>WZfxcLMN8r0</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play MGS2'''</center>|
<youtube>NSH39aiTx2A</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play MGS3'''</center>|
<youtube>ntar4rwdkq0</youtube><br /><center>'''How not to play MGS4 (with 200% more Kojima insults)'''</center>|
<youtube>I-4p4z9cJfY</youtube><br /><center>'''GTA III'''</center>|
<youtube>LM504euxtVY</youtube><br /><center>'''Motorstorm Apocalypse'''</center>|
<youtube>url1qZSDTn0</youtube><br /><center>'''Sonic Generations'''</center>|
<youtube>HjBJu-jVTfI</youtube><br /><center>'''GTA IV'''</center>|
}}</center>

CobaltCat 10:07, 4 July 2014 (EDT)

Part Three

<youtube>KLQKmxuKIUI</youtube><br /><center>'''Cooking'''</center>
<youtube>glH9pXs7p-s</youtube><br /><center>'''Hating his parents'''</center>|
<youtube>13DwMHRytfY</youtube><br /><center>'''Faking illness'''</center>|
<youtube>xTgpyXPcygc</youtube><br /><center>'''DSP will make you pay'''</center>|
<youtube>5Z-7nrBAcos</youtube><br /><center>'''Drunken rant'''</center>|
<youtube>R8_VdphlRzY</youtube><br /><center>'''Deflection & lying'''</center>|
<youtube>GPzwJW2d5Hw</youtube><br /><center>'''Censorship'''</center>|
<youtube>QlFMPepYnBg</youtube><br /><center>'''DSP Is One Cheat-A-Man'''</center>|
<youtube>4L3U0BAWmXM</youtube><br /><center>'''Money money money'''</center>|

CobaltCat 07:45, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

The PC

	“	Just repaired Leannas pc which was offline for a year. The culprit? A broken power button worth about 1 cent. Dumbest thing to break ever	„
	—Phil

This might need a subsection, because this retard claims to have been a PC Master Race guy, and even assembling PC's. Utter lie. CobaltCat 11:35, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Pandalee and "cooking"

https://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=RaiNs9CJqr8

There is so much lulz to be had in this comment section.

--Killerratte 19:05, 22 July 2014 (EDT)

Needs Glasses?

I remember reading in a /v/ thread one time that someone recalled that he talked about not wanting to go to an ophthalmologist because "he'd just forget to wear his glasses" or something like that. The thread also had personal anecdotes of people seeing DSP in action at their local grocery story in Seattle. I tried looking for the thread again on archive.moe but couldn't seem to find it, Now granted one should not believe everything they hear on the internet, but lulz is lulz and this could be good material for this page.

Screenshot Problems

I really hope someone can get some of the 2k Forum screenshots and King of Hate ones on the DSPColapes section I created. I'm trying to use some that the KWO linked to in one of their videos but ED keeps giving me a MIME error message when I try to upload them myself. There's so much shit that happened this week with DSP that needs to be added and I've only just gotten started summarizing what happened and it would also be greatly appreciated if people can help flesh out that section of this article much more. Iceicemaybe8 09:51, 15 November 2014 (EST)

DSP is a troll

Guys do you think that DSP is intentionally playing bad to troll the internet? Can we put him in the Trolls section? --KindAuto97086 18:02, 20 March 2016 (EDT)KindAuto97086

There's no way. There is way too much footage of him acting that way out there for this to be an act; he'd have to be some kind of a savant to pull that off. Also, he's on the verge of bankruptcy, and refuses to change his ways even slightly. Who would really risk homelessness just for the sake of performance art, or trolling the internet? - Queerescent 22:11, 20 March 2016 (EDT)

Or maybe he is unintentionally not trying to play bad, yet he shows his "MAD GAMING SKILLZ" on Youtube that made me think that he is a troll.--KindAuto97086 07:50, 21 March 2016 (EDT)

He's a total narcissist, and has no shame whatsoever. He really does think he's amazing at videogames, and the only reason he ever fails is the fault of the game, not him. And like I said before, this is definitely not a sustainable business practice; especially for someone with a reportedly massive debt, and two mortgages who can apparently only pay his bills due to Patreon donations. Not even Andy Kaufman was this committed to trolling people. - Queerescent 12:33, 21 March 2016 (EDT)

Hmph. No wonder why DSP has no job. He just monetizes his videos of him whining. But somehow, his girlfriend hasn't even dumped him yet. Maybe she got used to him playing video games so badly? If so, then all of you EDiots leave DSP alone and/or STFU about his whining and deal with it.--KindAuto97086 15:58, 22 March 2016 (EDT)

I dunno about Pandalee. Stockholm Syndrome maybe? Lol, why should we leave him alone? All I'm doing is chronicling the glorious trainwreck that is DSP's career. DSP has done far more damage to himself than this article ever did - Queerescent 22:05, 22 March 2016 (EDT)

Leaving him alone will make him- oh wait, none of you ED users are taking this seriously. --KindAuto97086 19:41, 14 April 2016 (EDT)

Taking what seriously? I'm not sure I understand what your problem is. Are you saying this article shouldn't exist because it's giving DSP attention, and that by ignoring him he'll go away? - Queerescent 05:42, 15 April 2016 (EDT)

Well, Yes. --KindAuto97086 09:48, 15 April 2016 (EDT)

Do you not see the value of archiving this stuff though? - Queerescent 08:58, 18 April 2016 (EDT)

Yes. Yes I do but I only said that because it might stop his whining. --KindAuto97086 15:30, 18 April 2016 (EDT)

He jacked off on stream. Someone might want to add that. Metaljee 08:53, 2 May 2016 (EDT)

You retarded motherfucker, how about you fucking read the article before deciding to comment on the lack of something that is clearly there? CobaltCat 08:56, 2 May 2016 (EDT)

R u talking to me? --KindAuto97086 17:17, 20 May 2016 (EDT)

Taken from Google search results

Just wanted to report that the page seems to have been softbanned from Google search results. Whereas it was previously the first hit when typing "DarkSydePhil", it's now no longer even possible to reach from Google. Typing "DarkSydePhil Encyclopedia Dramatica" gives hits for some of the diffs (like this) but never the page itself. GG Phil. Staabalo 03:42, 13 April 2017 (EDT)

• That's probably because of the domain change. The same thing happened with the Chris chan article. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDA 13:45, 13 April 2017 (EDT)