Musical.ly

The typical Muser in all of its glory.

When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the cancerous spawns of the internet which have made them develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth, the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.

What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes in the form of a shitty app on your mobile phone (which you probably don't even deserve, you spoiled asshat) called Musical.ly. Musical.ly was an app created by azns known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to atrocious songs they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".

Why do people make Musical.ly videos?

The reasons as to this vapid insanity can seem rather complex. But, if you took the time out of your life to use the germ-sized brain you have, you would realize that it is actually more simple than you thought. Musers have no talent on their own, so they use other people's songs and dance to it with their shaky and pathetic movements to disguise that blatant fact.

If Musers have no talent, then why do they get internet famous?

Since musers can't sing worth shit, people like you tend to get confused as to their sudden popularity. The answer is because there are SO MANY PEOPLE out there with just as much singing skill that they have the nerve to get jealous at their H0T S3XY D4NC35!!!! OMG!

Barf bags are 99.9% off.

Notable Musers

• Baby Ariel: The girl with the inflated breasts.

• Jacob Sartorius: Baby Ariel's hawt loli husbando. Also has a JewTube and Vine.

• Casey Simpson: He actually uses his real voice. However, it is so annoying and grating that one would wish he actually did the lip-syncing shtick like everyone else on the site.

• Bart Baker: Wait, he sings for a living, why is he here?

The End of Musical.ly

On the 2nd of August of 2018, Musical.ly finally got shut down and replaced with a similar app called "TikTok" created by the Chinese internet technology company named created by the Chinese internet technology company named "Bytedance". TikTok has the exact same concept as Musical.ly but is especially more Asian than its predecessor. Therefore, let's not become too optimistic about this.

This is what Tik Tok has to say about itself on it's about page:

	“	TikTok is a destination for short-form mobile videos. Our mission is to capture and present the world's creativity, knowledge, and precious life moments, directly from the mobile phone. TikTok enables everyone to be a creator, and encourages users to share their passion and creative expression through their videos.	„
	—tiktok.com

As predicted, unfortunately, the disease will not decay anytime soon but spread even more. The human race truly is a disgrace to this planet.

See Also

• Vine
• Cell Phone
• Jailbait
• GOTIS

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