Soggy biscuits

Actual game footage.

When a girl volunteers to be the biscuit, some preparation is needed before she can be eaten.

Soggy biscuits is a British term and the title of a game played by closeted gay teenage boys.

The players will sit in a circle and furiously wank onto a biscuit that is strategically placed in the middle of the circle. The last boy to ejaculate onto the biscuit loses, and has to eat it as punishment.

The only time a girl is permitted to play is if she volunteers to be the biscuit, as girls do not have a penis, and only few possess the skill of ejaculation.

Other names

• Cookie Bukkake
• Limp Bizkit
• Ooky Cookie

External links

• Those too pussy to embrace their inner homo can play an online version here.