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| [[Image:Dollfucking_dave.jpg |left|thumb|360px|The look of silicone seduction.]]
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| [[Image:Do_you_kiss_your_doll.jpg|left|thumb| He just ''kisses'' them, guize!]]
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| [[Image:Dont_get_in.jpg |right|thumb|120px|Dave stalking [[Lowtax]].]]
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| [[Image:MOUSEFUCKER.JPG |right|thumb|120px|Dave's buddy Doodman should double-date with [[Ray Jones]].]]
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| <s>'''Update:''' You can own something this man did things to. [http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-2002-Mini-Cooper-S-Low-mileage-REDUCED-PRICE-W0QQAdIdZ49542643 Click here for details]!</s>Got sold
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| '''David Hockey''' (alias '''knightshot''', '''midiman''', '''Dave Crandall''', '''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1210296932 Mr. Football-with-shinty-sticks]''') is a [[batshit insane]] [[sick fuck]] [[attention whore]] [[neckbeard]] from [[Canadia]] who, like his virtual ward [[Kevin Havens]], likes to [[fuck]] dolls. Not just any dolls, either. He likes them made of [[Plushie|plush]] and [[furry]]. Along with his buddy Doodman, he's a mousefucker much like [[Ray Jones]]. He'll settle for the [[silicone]] variety as well. He gained minor [[Internet celebrity|e-fame]] by [[White Knighting]] [[Kevin Havens|casperghostboy]] as the [[Something Awful]] [[Goons]] tore into that particular [[Aspie]] [[fucktard]]. '''[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2826114 Click here for that very thread]'''. More recently, he's even earned a second SA thread. '''[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2869279 Click here for Round 2!]'''. And even ''moar'' recently he's become a bit of a fixuture in the third dollfucker thread. '''[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3017787 Click here for Round 3!]'''
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| Hockey claims he was [[Stalking|researching]] fellow dollfuckers for a [[Boring|documentary]] he's making. He came across a SA thread about [[Kevin Havens|Kevin]] and immediately got [[butthurt]] and retaliated with an [[Hate_mail|angry letter]]. He raged at [[Lowtax]], which only encouraged the 'Tax to post the [[E-mail|e-mails]] on the [[thread]] and make Hockey fair game. Hockey even offered himself up as a [[Jesus|scapegoat]] to take some of the fire off Kevin. He ended up being a [[lolcow]] instead. [[Fail|Hockey couldn't handle it very well either]]. The [[internet detective|internet detectives]] proceeded with dissecting his pathetic [[life]] simultaneously with Kevin's.
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| [[Image:Lowtax_contempt_for_realdoll.JPG|right|thumb|[[Lowtax]] has contempt for Dave and his toys.]]
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| == Selected Reading from the letters ==
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| {{quote|[[Bawwwww|I am forwarding your web site address and copies of our emails to Human Rights and Mental Health Associations]].| [[David Hockey]]. He means [[serious business]].}}
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| {{quote|Had your thread appeared in [[Old media|a written periodical or on TV]], it would very quickly have come [[Flame war|under fire]] by [[The Man|the powers of be]]. The [[Internet]] still has many gray areas where the law is concerned. Even if it falls within the grounds of legal, the morality of allowing [[Funny|cruel and vicious]] personal attacks on [[Retard|individuals]], simply for the purpose of client [[lulz|entertainment]] and [[profit]] on your part, is most distressing and unethical.| -[[David Hockey]]. He doesn't "get" [[the internet]].}}
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| {{quote|In this thread [[Kevin Havens|Kevin]] is called names such as '[[Asperger's|mutant]]' which are directly aimed at [[Ugly|his physical appearance]] and have nothing to do with dolls. This is a violation of your own [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-rules/forum-rules.php forum rules]. I'm puzzled that you should even bother to post [[rules]] for your [[forum]] if you are going to callously [[disregard]] them. But then again, callous [[disregard]] would appear to be in your nature. Of course, [[profit]] can be a big motivator. Photos in the [[thread]] have also been downloaded from the owner's site without permissions and used in a malicious manner.
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| As to making up [[facts]]? That is YOUR methodology not mine. [[Truth]] is my methodology! And the TRUTH is this! You are condoning a libelous and malicious personal attack against a [[Retard|challenged man]] and [[Cripple|his partner]]. I had hoped you would have had the moral decency to at least remove the [[Lulz|name calling and libelous comments]]. There is a world of difference between 'arguing a topic involving an individual' and [[Troll|maliciously maligning]] them in an all out personal attack.| [[David Hockey]]. He doesn't "get" SA, either.}}
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| {{quote|I fully encourage you to mention our discrimination and intolerance in your wonderfully exciting documentary. It is about time somebody exposed our site as the hateful, [[evil]] entity it is. I believe it is your duty to reveal our site’s infinite malevolence to the rest of the world, particularly when it comes to making fun of [[Retard|people who fuck dolls]]. Once the world finds out our controversial opinion regarding dollfuckers, public opinion will undoubtedly turn against us and we will have no choice but to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|shut down]].
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| Please include us in your documentary involving [[discrimination]] and [[H8|intolerance]]. If necessary, feel free to make up facts that will ruin my public image (claim I have personally [[Fursecution|murdered]] an entire [[Fursuit|fursuiting]] family, or was once jailed for [[Pwn|assaulting]] a [[man]] having [[sex]] with his [[car]]).| [[Lowtax]].}}
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| {{quote|Remove all references and photos to '[[Kevin Havens|Kevin]]' (Casper Ghost Boy) and substitute someone that doesn't have a disability - [[David Hockey|Midiman]]. Then you at least can have your bash on a dedicated 'Dollfucker', without the need to make it an attack on the [[Retarded|mentally]] and [[Cripple|physically challenged]] who are unable to respond effectively. Failing this, [http://www.avav.ca/avavmain.html AVAV] will provide all resources at hand, both media wise and legally to ensure that this issue is addressed to the full extent of the law and morality.| [[David Hockey]] wants to be [[an hero]].}}
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| {{quote|I ask that you remove all [[lulzy|accusatory and degrading]] posts and copyrighted material from your website, related to myself and my family - especially that which would mislead people into thinking [[Mary Sue|David Hockey and midiman]] are one and the same character. Failing that, I hold [[you]] and your company responsible for any [[Massive damage|damages]] suffered by myself and my family from these untrue, [[Defamation|malicious and libelous remarks]] and I will pursue any and all avenues available to me including [[Internet lawsuit|legal action]] to ensure [[For great justice|justice]] is served.
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| Any further correspondence, will be from my [[lawyer]], who has also been instructed to seek a restraining order until the matter is resolved.| [[David Hockey]], not wanting to be [[an hero]] no [[moar]].}}
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| {{quote|Dear David,
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| [[O RLY|Please feel free to have your lawyer contact me the moment he is fully inflated.]]
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| - Rich| [[Lowtax]].}}
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| == Dave's Career ==
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| [[Image:Montage_of_fail.JPG |left|thumb|A montage of [[FAIL]].]]
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| [[Image:Makin_muzak.jpg |right|thumb|[http://www.avav.ca/dave/music.html Rock that bald spot]!]]
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| Digging through the thick layers of [[unwarranted self-importance]], [[Narcissistic_personality_disorder|NPD]] and [[Inconsistent_personality_disorder|IPD]], it turns out Mr. Chukkas-without-horses really ''is'' a maker of films. He's done [[Lie|fascinating]] work on [[Shit|flax]] and [[Goatse|colon]] health. His other work is spread throught the web like a [[AIDS|virus]]. The same [[crap]] can be found on [[Over 9000|many, many]] sites.
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| He earned the most [[lulz]] for making videos featuring [http://teddybabestore.com/home.html his plush fuckdolls] and performing their voices.
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| === Selected Videos ===
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| '''Have you outgrown your teddy bear, big boi?'''
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| '''You have to DO IT RIGHT!'''
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| <youtube>o3DG0xsjAlA</youtube>
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| === Sites featuring Dave's work ===
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| *[http://www.avav.ca/media/index.htm His main business site]. Notice no fuckdolls around. There are films on [[chicken]] and [[diabetes]], though.
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| *[http://www.flaxflour.com/default.asp?mn=1.271.1600 Flax makes you shit moar betta].
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/knightshot Hockey's YouTube]. Ah, fuckdolls be here.
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| *[http://current.com/people/knightshot He's on Current, too]. Telling people how to make better films. He makes films with talking fuckdolls.
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| *[http://www.revver.com/u/knightshot/ His Revver account].
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| *[http://exposure.cbc.ca/user/knightshot Exposure CBC].
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| *[http://www.brightcove.tv/search.jsp?query=knightshot Brightcove TV].
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| *[http://www.lulu.tv/vlog/knightshot Lulu TV].
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| *[http://www.ourstage.com/fanclub/knightshot Our Stage].
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| *[http://mentesparalelas.com/gallery/profile.php?uid=1 Another fuckin' one].
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| *[http://www.bollywoodsargam.com/video_todayfeaturedvideo.php?blockbustermovieclip=o3DG0xsjAlA---latest-Treat_Me_Like_A_Lady_featured_hollywood_blockbuster_video.html Jesus fuck he gets around].
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| *[http://www.vtap.com/topic.html?da=pc&pg=s&W=&no_crawl=1&usrc=YouTube&usrn=knightshot%20and%20watch Attention whore]?
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| Dave's magnum opus is "'''[http://www.avav.ca/media/dave_on_hold.wmv Dave on Hold]'''", one of [[Canadia]]'s all-time most popular and award-winning films. It earned him '''[[Over 9000|plenty]]''' of [http://leisuretown.com/library/tdm/32.html Chuck E. Cheese tokens], which he immediately exchanged for the animatronic rodent-led band that he would later covert to [[furry]] fuckdolls. The film is a commentary on Customer Service as well as a musing on life and mortality which was originally filmed in real-time over [[at least 100]] years. He couldn't get a proper [[neckbeard]] started so he just gradually glued pubic hair to his face. He also edited out all the incidents of dollfucking, but those will be restored in the inevitable "Super-Special-Ultra-Deluxe Director's Cut Edition".
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| With such a [[Shit|prestigious]] film career, Dave can afford plenty of fuckdolls to replace the wife who left him. He's so enthusiastic about them that he is ''[http://teddybabestore.com/home.html the authorized reseller of TeddyBabes] in [[Canada]]''. It's possible he gets a discount at that, which helps him out since he spends so much money on filing [[Internet lawsuit|lawsuits]] on behalf of [[idiots]].
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| == His documentary and its website ==
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| [[Image:Dueling_Dolls.JPG|left|thumb|[[Silicone]] [[bitches]] be fightin' to get in on Dave's action.]]
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| Hockey claims to be making a documentary about dollfucking and has set up a site dedicated to getting material for his little project. '''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/ The Doll Chronicles]''' is that site. Here he can cavort with his fellow [[Statuephilia|statuephiles]] and rage at the world that doesn't understand him and his kind. [http://www.dollchronicles.com/bianca.html It was here that it was learned that he had paid a fortune to get the doll from the movie ''Lars and the RealGirl'']. It turns out the doll wasn't "functional". It's also been found that he's spent a fortune to ''make'' the doll fuckable. That day will be a very special one, as he's been waiting to [[fuck]] it since removing it from the crate.
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| [[Image:Darling_im_home.jpg|center|thumb|Oh Darling!]]
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| {{quote|[[Creepy|Every time I look at her, I want to walk over and caress her. If she had been capable, I might have had her completely the first day, but perhaps waiting is better. Time to get acquainted. I know of one doll owner who, in two months has not yet consummated their relationship. Perhaps, working slowly towards that special moment when man and doll unite totally, makes the moment even more special. It becomes a sharing of the pathway to acceptance of each other, rather than the dominance of man over woman. And then, when the moment is right, it happens followed by a deep satisfying sleep together. Two entities - one flesh, one silicone - united by passion and fantasy, but united just the same.]]| [[David Hockey]]. He just wants his doll to accept him.}}
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| [[Image:Bianca_sleep.jpg |center|thumb|His lady lie sleeping...]]
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| Hockey has repeatedly denied fucking dolls and [[muppets]], claiming that '''Midiman''' is just a [[Sockpuppet|personality he created]] in order to fit in with the dollfuckers he's researching. Kind of like how Jane Goodall learned how to [[shoop|hoot and hollar]], pick lice, and fling [[feces]] like the black person she was researching. Then he turns around and keeps talking about how his dolls are such great conversationalists and ride his [[cock]] so well. This has only lead to him being suspected of having [[multiple personality disorder]], if he's not just simply a [[troll]] who got too carried away with [[sock puppet]] accounts (on top of ''fucking'' sock puppets, [[amiright]]?).
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| He invited the [[Goons]] to discuss and debate the social ramifications of dollfucking and [[masturbation]] (a topic on which [[Goons]] are [[Expert|experts]]) as can be seen [http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1208688160/15#15 here] (page 1 was BALEETED). His site was [[Raid|raided]] by [[Goons]] and he quickly put up [[sock puppet]] accounts to try and [[STFU|shut them up]] and [[GTFO|frighten them out]]. [http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1209000504 He thought they were gone at one point]. He was wrong. [http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1208738054 He didn't like being called on sock-puppeting]. He would [[cry]] that dollfuckers are the [[hippies]] of the internet, wanting only peace and [[love]] and understanding. They would receive none. He resorted to [[strawman]] arguments and [[ad hominem]], as can be witnessed [http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1208737609 here]. This just wound up being [[funny]] and [[sad]] at the same time somehow. He was so upset he accused [[Lowtax]] of purchasing a male fuckdoll from him and having it shipped to his secret fortress in [[Louisiana]] (No shit. [http://www.dollforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=193709#193709 Check it out]). He didn't know that this simply would not [[Shocked and appalled|shock]] anybody. His only option was to [[ban]] the [[Goons]] and go about [[godmoding]]. Eventually he decided to go on the offense and [[troll]] [[Something Awful]] as '''Dollfucker''', and claimed to be a [[woman]] the whole time. Of course, there are [[no girls on the internet]]. His [[ass]] was soon smashed by the [[banhammer]]. Not surprisingly, he would later claim it was actually an [[Retard|incompetent]] [[Cunt|employee]] of his who played the [[obvious troll]].
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| == The rest of his life ==
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| [[Image:Dave%27s_RealFamily.JPG|left|thumb|240px|Dave's RealFamily.]]
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| [[Image:Dave%27s_Harem.JPG|left|thumb|Jealousy? In Dave's harem?]]
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| It's been gleaned that Hockey has a family beyond his fellow dollfuckers and internet [[friends]]. He actually has 2 families; one biological and the other made up of dolls. He's said before that he's been [[fail|divorced]], but he's claimed to be married as well. It is inconcievable that another [[Whore|woman]] would fall for him after the first incident, but it's not impossible. Supposedly the older woman seen in one of his Christmas videos is his bio-wife. It seems he prefers the dolls, regardless. He claims he's a [[nice guy]], and this is backed up by his constant support of [[ladder theory]].
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| {{quote| The relationship my wife and I share has grown only stronger since the arrival of dolls into our [[marriage]]. Perhaps, less owing to the doll itself and more owing to my wife’s acceptance. She does not attempt to repress or conform my sexuality to [[Normal|something I am not]]. I can fulfill my [[Cum|physical needs]] and [[Necrophilia|act out my fantasies]] with my substitute playmate without fear of discovery. She does not have to fear my straying from our home in search of [[Hookers and blow|stimulation]]. I [[love]] my wife all the more for it, and she loves me. And when we hug, it is stronger than before, because I have learned that for my wife, there is no substitute. | [[David Hockey]]. His imaginary wife is a freak too.}}
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| {{quote|My wife and I have separate bedrooms - we sleep better and visit each other's beds when in the mood and usually in the mornings.| [[David Hockey]].}}
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| {{quote|Wait, this is no woman! It's a Teddy Babe. In some ways, better than a woman! She doesn't snore, she doesn't complain, she's warm and cuddly and she doesn't hit me in the eye with her elbow when she rolls over - AND she even gets my hormones flowing. I feel more at ease.| [[David Hockey]].}}
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| [[Image:Gettin_hair_did.JPG|left|thumb|David Hockey. Licensed Hairdresser...]]
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| [[Image:Gynocology.jpg|right|thumb|... ''and'' licensed Gynocologist.]]
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| [[Image:Meet_the_Folks.JPG|right|thumb|Bianca meets some of Dave's MeatFamily.]]
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| [[Image:Jens_a_slut.jpg|right|thumb|Hockey [[fucks]] the [[shit]] outta his [[bitches]].]]
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| [[Image:Nitas%27s_nude_shoot.jpg|left|thumb|Dave's #4 wife Nita doing a nude shot.]]
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| [[Image:Oooo_is_that_for_me.jpg|left|thumb|"Ooooo... is that for ''me'', Dave?"]]
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| I'm sure there's definitely no comparison in that area either- the Palm Sisters will have to find something more useful to do.| [[David Hockey]]. Holy shit.}}
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| {{quote|Of course, I like the sexy outfits! As a matter of fact, when we got back from the Greens, I invitde the girls to my bedroom for a frolic - hmmm, a threesome...Well, Samantha wasn't interested in a threesome., She wanted to stay up awhile and browse through the catalogues for new clothing.| [[David Hockey]]. [[Epic fail]].}}
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| [[Image:Group_hug.JPG|center|thumb|[[Loser|He couldn't talk the dolls into group sex]].]]
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| [[Image:Some_stepmom.JPG|left|thumb|Hi Mother Samantha.]]
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| [[Image:Dog_is_a_perv_too.jpg|left|thumb|Dave's [[dog]] is a perv, too.]]Pictures of at least one of his [[16-year-old_girl|daughters]] has turned up. Pictures where she's with the Fuck-Muppet that may or may not be her "stepmom". He has stated before that they live most of the time at the other end of [[Canada]], implying they live with his ex the rest of the time. His daughters have assisted him in his [[music]] and [[crap|film]] projects before. The idea of one of them being the "female" [[troll]] named '''Dollfucker''' on [[Something Awful]] has been thrown around. Then again, Hockey has made it clear that he doesn't want his little girls associating with [[Goons]]. He could be a long-shot nominee for [[Josef Fritzl|father of the year]].
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| [[Image:Wolverine_taught_Hockey.jpg|left|thumb|Hockey learned how to [[fuck]] '''on a waterbed''' from '''this guy'''?]]
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| == Miscellaneous Crap ==
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| Hockey believes, as most dollfuckers do, that '''all''' dolls should be "anatomically correct". He would be thrilled if your [[children]] could play with He-Man's [[cock]] and give Barbie a good fingering. On the other hand, he believes that people should NOT be allowed to make fun of people who think [[Molest|molesting]] dolls is a good thing. [http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1203393663 Click here for moar details].
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| {{quote|[[Pervert|I also think that dolls should be anatomically correct myself]]. It is also because I own a mannequin and sometimes I feel like I need to have some "[[Secks|activity]]" with it myself.
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| CasperGhostboy, Kathryn, Daphne and Andrea| [[Kevin Havens]]. Fucking [[retard]].}}
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| [[Image:Canadian_TIME%27s_MoY.jpg|center|[[Canada]]'s edition of TIME is pretty fucked-up.]]
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| == The Adventures of Midiman ([[Lie|who is totally NOT David Hockey]]) ==
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| Dave is currently on a cross-country trip with his dolls and fuck-muppets as well as fellow dollfuckers to film his documentary. His journey is mainly to get his "wife", Bianca, a [[pussy]]. Along the way Dave films some doll[[pr0n]], gets shot at and run outta town by [[Cowboy|cowboys]], goes to [[Los Angeles|L.A.]] Erotica, actually hangs out with real [[Whore|women]], [[Swingers|swings]] with some his dollfucking bretheren, gets [[Troll|menaced]] by Snuggles the dollraping [[bear]], and continues [[Bitch|bitching]] about [[Goons]]. It's only a matter of time before some other creep makes a pass at one of his harem and the [[lulz]] multiply beyond comprehension...
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| Fuck. It's already happened...
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| [[Image:Doll3way.jpg|center|thumb|Double [[fail]].]]
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| '''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?board=travellog See his whole travellogue].'''
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| [[Image:Bitches_can%27t_drive1.jpg|right|thumb|Dave knows [[Bitches_don%27t_know|bitches can't drive or read maps]].]]
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| [[Image:You_know_you%27d_hit_it.jpg|left|thumb|[[You]] know you would [[I%27D_HIT_IT%21|hit it]].]]
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| [[Image:Lets_do_it.JPG|right|thumb|Setting the scene...]]
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| [[Image:I_swear_I_didn%27t_pay.jpg|left|thumb|"I swear I didn't have to pay."]]
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| [[Image:Dave_is_pissed.JPG|thumb|right|[[Butthurt|Oooo I think we hit a nerve]].]]
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| [[Image:Midi_is_a_furry.JPG|thumb|left|Told ya he was a [[furry]]!]]
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| === '''Selected Threads''' ===
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| '''ZOMG! IT SAYS THEY'VE BEEN SO HARASSED HE MADE THE FORUMS MEMBERS-ONLY! LOL! [[Sarcasm|YEAH, THAT'LL WORK]]!
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| *'''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?board=forumrules;action=display;num=1215917076;start=0#0 GUESTS MAY NOW CHAT]!'''
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1212393190 Bitches can't drive.]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1212435198 Let's make some porn!]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1209254150 I have a friend as creepy as me!]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1211941695 Too bad it wan't hot enough in Phoenix that week to melt the dolls]...
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1211329694 Snuggles = Doll Rapist.]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1212652445 This is how Dave gets his bitches wet]...
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| *"[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213350349 ''Brokeback Mountain'' was bad enough!]"
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1212826064 TITS!]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213689602 Moar almost-raping!]
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| *'''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213421978 ZOMG finally Bianca gets her vagina.]''' '''This thread is the best thread'''.
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| *'''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213902424 MOUSEFUCKER MOUSEFUCKER MOUSEFUCKER!]'''
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| *'''[http://dollchronicles.com/videos/midiman_meets_goldman_at_sexy_u.wmv A video with Dave and his buddy Goldman.] Goldman makes the [http://torsodoll.com/ TorsoDolls.]'''
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| *'''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1208209773/0#0 Dave tests a new doll.]'''
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| *'''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?action=recent;display=10 DOLLFUCKER DOLLFUCKER DOLLFUCKER].
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1211568511 Creepy loli dolls].
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1205437176 "Why do they hate us so?!"]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1209080357/0 "GOONS! THEY ARE EVIL!"]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213614770 "I HATE YOU GOONS!!!"]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1208688160/15 "GOONS!!!"]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1216318608 "GOOOOOOOONS!!!"]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1208742489 Answer to title: No].
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1215232386 Dollfights and bear castrations].
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?board=mentalhealth;action=display;num=1218414635;start=0#0 NEW POLL: What makes you hornier? Real or silicone?]
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| *'''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?board=ruby1;action=display;num=1222096550;start=0 Dave's got another new doll!]'''
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1227503722/0 "The Goons know their roll!]
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| *[http://www.dollchronicles.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1227324532/0 And he's got ''ANOTHER'' doll!]
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|Images from the Road|David Hockey|center|<gallery>
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| Image:You_will_never_be_so_lucky.jpg|The stars arrive.
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| Image:Nice_racks_eh.jpg|Which makes [[you]] hardest?
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| Image:Midiman_fails.jpg|Midiman [[Fail|fails]].
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| Image:Dear_sweet_bianca.jpg|[[Lazy|Too tired]] to [[fuck]], again.
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| Image:Dollpr0n_1.jpg|A doll [[pr0n]] shoot.
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| Image:Moar_dolls.jpg"I swear [[Lie|I'm only sleeping with them]]!"
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| Image:Makin_luv_in_the_tub.jpg|"OK. I bathe with them sometimes, too. [[Lie|But I'm still NOT fucking them]]!"
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| Image:GTFO_dollfucker.jpg|"[[GTFO]]! We don't like yer kind here, pardner!"
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| Image:Bianca_meets_the_loli_dolls.jpg|Bianca meets the [[loli]] dolls.
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| Image:Snuggles_is_rape.jpg|Snuggles the bear. His bear is plush, his snuggles are [[rape]].
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| Image:Snuggles_fails.jpg|Snuggles [[Fail|fails]].
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| Image:Snuggles_wins.jpg|Snuggles [[Win|wins]].
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| Image:That_was_great.jpg|Feel the afterglow...
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:I_can_stand_real_girls_too.jpg|"I can stand real girls,too. See?"
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| Image:Savanahs_tits.jpg|[[Silicone|These are about as real as any others on this page]].
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| Image:See_bitches_flock_to_me.jpg|"See? The bitches. They flock to me."
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| Image:Goldie_and_bella.jpg|Dave's friend Goldman doesn't realize Belladonna prefers the [[Niggercock|dark meat]].
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| Image:Not_real_loli.jpg|Not real [[loli]], Dave.
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| Image:Party_doll.jpg|"C'mon. Smile. I'll show you my [[dick]]. Smile!"
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| Image:Smile_baby.jpg|"Smile for the camera. C'mon. You rubber girls are so cold."
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| Image:Legion_of_dollfuckers.jpg|The Legion of Dollfuckers.
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| Image:Yoshi_biker_hmm.jpg|The [[asian]] [[girlfriend]] [[you]] wish you had.
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| Image:We_can_rebuild_her.jpg|"We can rebuild her..."
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| Image:Tear_dat_ass.jpg|Tearing off a piece of ass.
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| Image:If_only.jpg|If only...
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| Image:Biancas_groove.jpg|Bianca's [[Pussy|groove]] is back.
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| Image:Twins_noooo.jpg|He is TWINS?! NOOOOOO!
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| Image:Snuggles_raep_time.jpg|Snuggles says it is [[raep]] time!
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| Image:Bianca_faces.jpg|Bianca before and after seeing Dave's [[cock]].
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| Image:Furries_and_dollfuckers_merged.jpg|Furries and dollfuckers: The Unholy Alliance.
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| Image:Moar_jealousy.jpg|Moar jealousy?!
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| Image:Shes_not_welcome.jpg|Selene is not nice...
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| Image:Snuggles_gonna_die.jpg|This is "[[fail]][[rape]]". The fate awaiting dollfuckers.
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| Image:Snuggles_nigger_lover.jpg|Snuggles likes the dark plush.
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| Image:Why_god_why.jpg|... "[[Bear|Bears]] and Bees"?
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| Image:More_childhood_rapeage.jpg|The Wendy's Girl now?! For shame, Dave!
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| Image:Biancas_shrine.jpg|Dave's shrine to Bianca...
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| </gallery>}}
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| ==All Trolled Up==
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| All the while that Hockey was on his [[epic]] journey to procure a [[vagina]] for his beloved doll, the [[Goons]] continued to mock him. A <b>[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2869279 second thread]</b> was started dedicated to him, and it promptly turned into a kind of [[circlejerk]] as all [[Shit|good]] threads do. Every time a Goon made a comment, Hockey would reply on his <b>[http://www.dollchronicles.com Doll Chronicles]</b> forum. No comment went without a response from him, thus making him look even more [[Insane|deranged]]. He just <b>has</b> to have the last word. The Goons would sit back and [[LOL|laugh]] at this and things would settle down, but eventually Hockey would get [[lonely]] and the [[Multiple_personality_disorder|voices in his head]] would quiet down. That's when he would seek [[attention]] by posting yet another [[Unwarranted_self-importance|self-righteous]] rant or pix of him having some kind of [[secks]] with one of his fuckmuppets. The Goons would obligingly [[troll|attack]] him and call him on his [[straw man]] arguments and [[fetish|sexual deviancies]]. He'd go go on the defensive, the Goons would go back to other [[faggotry]], then Hockey would get lonely again, he'd act up, restart the [[Internet Hate Machine]], etc., etc., ad infinitum.
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| Eventually Goons began trolling Hockey by pretending to be fellow dollfuckers. One "befriended" Hockey, contacting him through [[Facebook]] at first, and eventually getting some [[lulzy]] comments from him about how he couldn't confess one way or the other about being a dollfucker because on one hand admitting it would be too [[Truth|truthful]] and on the other hand denying it outright would earn him the [[hate]] of the other dollfuckers.
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| [[Moar]] [[lulz]] were needed, so the troll even trolled themself in order to earn more of Hockey's trust. Earn it the troll did, and more [[madness]] would leak from Hockey's mouth. Hockey even stated at one point that the other dollfuckers often disgusted him and he would never willingly touch another man's [[Fleshlight|fucktoy]] for fear of [[AIDS]] (okay, we'll give him that one...). He outted his [[Idiot|incompetent]] assistants as the puppetmasters behind the <b>midiman</b> persona, which is only [[lie|partly true]]. At one point Hockey described his [[Fail|broken]] [[marriage]] and his [[mother]]'s illness. He also claimed that he didn't actually write the reviews on his site for the fuckdolls, but instead had some other maniac do the dirty work and describe it to him in detail. At another point he claimed the film he making was being produced by HBO, but he would later claim otherwise. He would then continue on about how he was doing the film entirely as a self-funded project and as his entry into the mainstream and that he was still trying to market it. Whatever became of the HBO deal, Dave? [[Srsly]]. His best hope is that [[Canadia]] is starting it's own [[porn]] channel ([http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08234/906001-151.stm no shit], [http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080818/od_nm/porn_odd_dc eh]! [http://www.canada.com/topics/news/national/story.html?id=36aa16ff-aee4-4cd1-9dd6-83a720dd73c8 Rly]!) and as per Canuckistani regulations at least half of the programming will have to be homegrown. [[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|How Canada will handle his obscene lusts is anybody's guess]]. [http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=0903ec66-9dcd-4c49-ad2e-3eeaa0c2bb40 Not everyone there likes porn].
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| Eventually one of his fellow dollfuckers clued him in on the fact that he was being pumped by a [[troll]] and Hockey quickly switched gears. He tried to confront the troll and use [[logic]] to deal with them. As everybody except Dave knows, that approach always leads to [[fail]] and will inevitibly turn out to be [[It's_a_trap|a trap]]. The troll convinced Hockey to finally use his "top secret" [[Something Awful|SA]] account for what it was worth and confront the Goons in their own territory, as that would be the only way to [[pwn]] them, [[lie|right]]? He made a spectacular fool of himself as <b>goonobyl</b> and as he reached fever pitch the troll the unleashed screencaps of the conversations with Hockey, which Hockey would consider tantamount to revealing [[dox]]. Thoroughly [[butthurt]] by this "betrayal", Hockey [[banned]] perceived trolls left and right with a fury that even blocked the better part of entire cities from accessing his site. For the sake of [[lulz]], Hockey was allowed to stay on SA and even earned an appropriate custom title to show him just how much he's appreciated. The screenshots that caused his retreat can be found <b>[http://rapidshare.com/files/138813092/Dave_Hockeydox_files.zip.html here]</b>.
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| Hockey then retreated to his safe [[silicone]]-lined womb in the dollfucker forums and would continue to spit [[come|hatred]] at the Goons from there. He would convince himself that it was '''HE''' who had made all the [[puppet|puppets]] dance, that everything that was presented by the troll was a falsehood created in [[Photoshop]], that [[it was a social experiment]], that his [[mother]] really loved him, and that nothing he himself had done would ever wind up reflecting badly on him, and that the world was accepting of him and his dollfucking and yet hated and rejected him at the same time.
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| Hockey's only eventual remaining [[White Knighting|white knight]] came in the form of a [[16-year-old girl]] from [[LiveJournal]] who tried to engage the Goons in a contest of who could e-jerk the longest. She tired of it quickly and went back to trolling [[WOW]]. She can be found [http://thebattleangel.livejournal.com/ here].
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| Hockey's psyche has only continued to collapse after his mom's recent [[death]]. He has now taken over trolls' former Doll Chronicles accounts and is pretending to be those fictional characters. He's hoping to gain credibility by pointing out that [[Howard Stern]] and [[Ron Jeremy]] are dollfuckers, not understanding that they [[did it for the lulz]] and the [[Whore|money]], [[Sell Out|essentially]]. [[Some argue]] that Dave is no different in those respects but Howard and Ron didn't [[roleplay|pretend]] to be their dolls on [[the internets]] having [[cybersex]] with [[aspies]], drive their dolls cross-country to have new parts installed, [[lurk]] on dollfucker forums for years, or got [[butthurt]] when people laughed at them for fucking dolls and then [[cry|cried]] about being [[Victim complex|persecuted]].
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| He also spends a lot of time trying to make "screenshots" in Photoshop that will absolve him of being a [[douchebag]]. His behavior indicates that he has contracted a particularly <b>awful</b> [[ETD]] that has also induced a case of [[Internet troll personality disorder]] on top of all the problems he already had up until recent developments. In short, he is a truly ruined dollfucking human being.
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| == The Doll Defenders ATTACK!!! ==
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| Recently [http://dollforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=220050&highlight= Hockey had spent most of his days fucking his new Ruby doll] (who resembles a coked-up [[Britney Spears]]). After a while he tired of it and decided he had enough of his composure back to confront the Goons once more. Teaming up with [[Pit_Viper|Shit_Viper]], a fellow [[bald]] [[old]] dollfucker, the duo unleashed massive [[faggotry]] on the SA forums and got the <b>goonobyl</b> account probated for a week for image leeching. Note that they were simply probated, not [[banned]]. This allowed them the chance to come back and [[fail]] once again, as we all know the third time is the charm. When they tried again, they were finally [[banned]] for their [[faggotry]]. [http://www.dollchronicles.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1227324532/0 Then Dave decided to spend a week or so fucking his new animu BoyToy doll].
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| It's of note that with his 3 main silicone dolls, he's assembled a group that somewhat resembles [[Incest|his own daughters]]...
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| Hockey was also depraved enough to engage in [[Santa Claus]] roleplaying whilst fucking his dolls.
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Dave_and_ruby.JPG|Dave's got his groove back!
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| Image:Davenbianca.jpg|Post-production recording...
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| Image:Dave_digs_animu.JPG|Dave digs the [[animu]], and [[bestiality]] too.
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| Image:Whats_in_the_bawwks.jpg|What's in the bawwks?!
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| Image:Look_kinda_like_his_daughters.jpg|[[Incest|They look kinda like his daughters]]...
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| Image:Awwwyeah.JPG|Best of both worlds.
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| Image:Midi_claus.JPG|He lives to [[rape]] childhoods.
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| Image:Ruby_claus.JPG|Now he gets to [[rape]] ''[[Santa]]!''
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| </gallery>
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| == Skydiving Sexdolls ==
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| [[Image:Goons_with_Bianca.JPG|left|thumbnail|We are everywhere, Dave]]
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| [[Image:Check_out_the_star.JPG|left|thumbnail|She's gone downhill since ''Lars and the Real Girl''...]]
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| Dave settled down for awhile after he and [[Pit_Viper|Shit_Viper]] were exiled from SA. Eventually he got back to working on his documentary. The big scene is supposed to be where Dave pays a shit-ton of money to some skydivers to take his fuckdoll Bianca for a skydive. Dave filmed such a scene not once but ''twice'', once stateside [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2869279&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=57#post351533442 and another time in Nova Scotia]. Little did Dave realize the [[Canadian]] skydivers were [[Goons]] who made note of Dave's rants [[Batshit_insane|to nobody in particular]] about "that [[H8|hate]] group [[Something Awful]]". They managed to get pictures taken with Davey's famous moviestar girlfriend and Dave eventually turned the footage from the skydives into the trailer for his film ''All Dolled Up''...
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| == Is he [[famous]] nao? ==
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| [[Image:Dave_caught.JPG|left|thumbnail|We know what you were doing, Dave.]]
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| Dave has gone on to be profiled on [[TV]] in [http://www.avav.ca/media/profile/ this interview]. In it you can see where he gets caught with his [[Masturbation|fapping]] material on-screen.
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| He was also interviewed at the Adult Entertainment Expo, and topped things off by fucking one of his TeddyBabes in front of a captive audience.
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| Dave is also likely to appear on the ''[[Maury]]'' show, but not to be told he's not the father. One of his dollfucking friends, [http://keithallencross keithallen], is going to appear on it and Dave wants to film [[lulz|
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| the aftermath]]. It started with this thread in TDF, [http://dollforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=22851 NBC-TV IS LOOKING TO INTERVIEW A REAL DOLL OWNER!], and continues in [http://dollforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=22902 I'm doing it] and [http://dollforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=22923&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight= Input needed]. [[Pit Viper]] almost went on, [http://dollforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=22881 but his Marylin doll blew up].
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| Most recently, Hockey blew a big fat wad of his IRL wife's cash to purchase both the CoverDoll Magazine website and The Doll Forum. In response to his actions, a great many dollfuckers have defected and started their own forums so they don't have to tolerate his megalomaniacal tyranny.
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| Image:Duz_u_want_3_wai.JPG|Don't kiss it! You don't know what's been in it! Stupid [[slut]].
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| Image:Media_ego_stroke.JPG|[[Media]] strokes [[ego]], [[Plushophile|plush]] strokes [[cock]].
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| Image:Dave_doin_the_nasty.JPG|They've seen worse...
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| Image:Still_fail_at_3_way.JPG|You still won't get [[Orgy|group sex]], Dave.
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| </gallery>
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| == Links ==
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| *'''[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2826114 The SA thread that started the drama]'''.
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| *'''[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2869279 The second SA thread, continuing the drama]. Goldmined'''.
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| *'''[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3017787 The ''third'' SA thread on dollfucking]'''. '''Ongoing'''.
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| *'''[http://www.avav.ca/ Dave's "main" business]'''.
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| *'''[http://teddybabestore.com/home.html Dave's "side" business]'''.
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| *'''[http://www.youtube.com/user/knightshot Hockey's YouTube]. With videos he couldn't put up on his regular site, but are on his fuckdoll sites'''.
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| *'''[http://www.dollchronicles.com/ Dave's Doll Chronicles site]'''.
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| *'''[http://www.teddybabechronicles.com/ Dave's Fuck-Muppets' site]. It even has [http://www.teddybabechronicles.com/coppermine/index.php a forum]'''.
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| *'''[http://www.dollforum.com//modules.php?name=Forums&file=profile&mode=viewprofile&u=4511 Dave's DollForum listing]'''.
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| *'''[http://www.dollforum.com//modules.php?name=Forums&file=search&search_author=midiman He has 80 pages woth of posts!]'''
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| *'''[http://rapidshare.com/files/138813092/Dave_Hockeydox_files.zip.html Transcripts of Dave being trolled and admitting to some things]'''. Screencaptures, of course.
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| *[http://www.snuggledolls.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Some abandoned forum for his fuck-muppets].
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| *[http://defensivespeeding.com/ A crazy ass site where he talks about his love for speeding] and tries to sell his cars.
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| *[http://www.the-round-table.com/ A site full of unwarranted self-importance]. As all of his sites are.
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| *[http://www.baxtersharbour.com/ His town's website]. He runs it. No shit.
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1381248107&hiq=dollover%2Cmidiman His temporary Facebook page]. Search for '''Midiman Dollover'''.
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| *[http://www.ambiguouship-hop.com/ A Nova Scotian rapper who grew up on the steets of Alberta]. Dave worked with him.
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| *[http://www.thepsproject.com/ The Seaman Project]. Not as cool as it sounds.
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| *'''[http://thebattleangel.livejournal.com/ Dave's #1 fan!]'''
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| *'''NEW!!! [http://coverdoll.ca/drupal/ Cover Doll Magazine]!''' Where Dave poses his dollies!
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| *'''[http://destroyalldolls.webs.com/ A very special interview between David Hockey and Shit_Viper].'''
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Kevin Havens]]
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| *[[Pit_Viper]]
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| *[[Something Awful]]
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| *[[White Knighting]]
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| *[[Narcissistic personality disorder]]
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| *[[Sock puppet]]
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| *[[Statuephilia]]
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| *[[Unwarranted Self Importance]]
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| *[[Victim complex]]
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