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{{Infobox Album | <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Albums -->
| Name        = The Best of Mac Dre
| Type        = greatest
| Artist      = [[Mac Dre]]
| Cover      =
| Released    = May 31, 1993
| Genre      = [[Hip hop]]<br/>[[Hyphy]]
| Length      =
| Label      = [[Thizz Entertainment]]
| Producer    =
| Reviews    =
| This album  = '''''The Best of Mac Dre'''''<br/>(1993)
| Next album  = '''''[[The Best of Mac Dre II]]'''''<br/>(2004)
}}


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'''''The Best of Mac Dre''''' is the first "[[Greatest hits|best of]]" album by [[Mac Dre]].
{{notice|Bump wars will either be great success or epic fail. If [[you]] start a bump war and it fails, then you will feel very bad about yourself for at least 100 years. Very bad, indeed.}}
To initiate a bump war, you must start it much like a [[flame war]], by declaring;
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a bump war!


== History of bump warring ==
== Track listing ==
It is said that many years ago, trolls were getting bored by simply yelling at other people. [[NO U]] and [[lol wut]] were getting boring to use when trolling. A brave Anonymous then came up with the idea of a bump war.
=== Disc 1 ===
This Anonymous was easily entertained, and at first, the technique was unrefined as a [[16 year old girl]]s [[lulz]] generating. Many used the technique, until it became the dream of every troll to use it. The only downside of this new bump war, or Bump War Version 2, is that it is not as user friendly. That's why there is such a difference in how a bump war will turn out. If you bump TOO many times at once, the lulz are lost and annoyance sets in. If you don't bump enough, then the rest are left salivating for more delicious bump, and then they bump too much, which is [[do not want|not good]].
# Too Hard
# Nuthin But Love
# All Damn Day
# Its Nothin <small>(featuring Cutthoat Committee)</small>
# Hoe We Like <small>(featuring Sleep Dank)</small>
# Rapper Gone Bad
# X.O. Remi
# Love That Donkey
# Doin What I Do
# Overdose <small>(featuring [[Filthy Phil]])</small>
# Fish Head Stew
# Gangsta Niggaz
# Life's a Bitch
# Playin for Kidz <small>(featuring [[Keak da Sneak]]) </small>
# If It Ain't Real <small>(featuring [[Messy Marv]], [[Da'unda'dogg]], Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, [[San Quinn]] & Juggy)</small>
# Gift 2 Gab


== Ways to fail a bump war ==
==Disc 2==
You can fail a bump war by not out bumping the other party in question or giving up. Either way, you need to go be [[an hero]] and end your useless life.
# I've Been Down <small>(featuring Harm)</small>
# California Livin' <small>(featuring [[Da'unda'dogg| Coolio Da Unda Dogg]])</small>
# Young Black Brotha
# Pimps Get Chose <small>(featuring [[Don Cisco]])</small>
# Valley Joe <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], [[B-Legit]] & [[Little Bruce]])</small>
# Stupid Doo Doo Dumb <small>(featuring [[Mac Mall]] & Miami)</small>
# I Need a Eight <small>(featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)</small>
# Fire <small>(featuring [[Big Lurch]] & Harm)</small>
# Young Playah
# Hoes Love It <small>(featuring [[Spice 1]])</small>
# Fast Money <small>(featuring [[Warren G]], [[Kokane]] & Dutches)</small>
# Anti-Square <small>(featuring [[PSD (rapper)|PSD]], Dubee & Miami)</small>
# On My Toes
# Doin What We Do <small>(featuring [[Da' Unda' Dogg]], PSD, Dubee & [[Mac Mall]])</small>
# They Don't Understand <small>(featuring [[Ray Luv]])</small>
# Crest Creeper <small>(featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)</small>


== Ways to win a bump war ==
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# [[Rape]] the other bumpers.
[[Category: Mac Dre albums]]
# Bump so many times that the forum's bandwidth is [[ass rape|screwed]].
[[Category: 1993 compilation albums]]
# Make the other regular [[camwhore|members]] cry.
[[Category:Greatest hits albums]]
# Don't be a [[furry]]. The bump war god will smite you for [[you are doing it wrong|trying]].
[[Category:Hip hop compilation albums]]
# The object is to obliterate every other warring member. Show no mercy, and take no prisoners.
[[Category:Double compilation albums]]
# [[????]]
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# [[PROFIT!]]
 
== Bump war rules of conduct ==
*Anyone and everyone except for those who initially [[fail]] may start or participate in a bump war.
*Bump wars are best to have in highly sensitive and ordered areas, because ...well, chaos is fun. Why do you think shock sites were invented?
*If someone tells you to stop, tell them [[ass|where to shove it]], laugh, and keep bumping.
*Only an effective trolling technique if it is a coordinated attack.
*Spontaneous bump wars may lead to a [[goatse|smaller penis]]. Generally, experienced trolls should be alright.
 
== Places to have a bump war ==
#[http://www.emoscene.com '''Emo bumping''']
#[http://www.livejournal.com '''More emo bumping''']
#[http://www.deviantart.com '''Furry bumping''']
 
== See also ==
 
* [[Almighty Pillage]]
* [[Flame War]]
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[[category:netspeak]] [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] </noinclude>

Revision as of 00:21, 20 April 2011

Template:Infobox Album

The Best of Mac Dre is the first "best of" album by Mac Dre.

Track listing

Disc 1

  1. Too Hard
  2. Nuthin But Love
  3. All Damn Day
  4. Its Nothin (featuring Cutthoat Committee)
  5. Hoe We Like (featuring Sleep Dank)
  6. Rapper Gone Bad
  7. X.O. Remi
  8. Love That Donkey
  9. Doin What I Do
  10. Overdose (featuring Filthy Phil)
  11. Fish Head Stew
  12. Gangsta Niggaz
  13. Life's a Bitch
  14. Playin for Kidz (featuring Keak da Sneak)
  15. If It Ain't Real (featuring Messy Marv, Da'unda'dogg, Seff tha Gaffla, Naked, San Quinn & Juggy)
  16. Gift 2 Gab

Disc 2

  1. I've Been Down (featuring Harm)
  2. California Livin' (featuring Coolio Da Unda Dogg)
  3. Young Black Brotha
  4. Pimps Get Chose (featuring Don Cisco)
  5. Valley Joe (featuring PSD, B-Legit & Little Bruce)
  6. Stupid Doo Doo Dumb (featuring Mac Mall & Miami)
  7. I Need a Eight (featuring Miami & Rott Wilder)
  8. Fire (featuring Big Lurch & Harm)
  9. Young Playah
  10. Hoes Love It (featuring Spice 1)
  11. Fast Money (featuring Warren G, Kokane & Dutches)
  12. Anti-Square (featuring PSD, Dubee & Miami)
  13. On My Toes
  14. Doin What We Do (featuring Da' Unda' Dogg, PSD, Dubee & Mac Mall)
  15. They Don't Understand (featuring Ray Luv)
  16. Crest Creeper (featuring Dubee, Jamar & Naked)

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