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The '''ACLU''' (American Communist Lawyers Union, Anti-Christ Liars Union) is a [[American|neofascist]] organization whose goal is to install an [[Islamic]] puppet government in the [[United States]] under the guise of protecting American [[freedom]]. It also is dedicated to repressing the [[lulz]]. ACLU rallies are a good place to find [[batshit insane|valiant]] crusaders against [[mind control]].
 
==List of events orchestrated by ACLU==
* Pearl Harbor
* [[WWII]]
* [[9/11]]
* [[Fail|The Sopranos ending]]
 
==Notable Positions of ACLU==
# [http://healtheland.wordpress.com/2007/05/23/an-aclu-lawyer-exposes-the-aclus-embrace-of-political-correctness/ Nazis are good]; thus:
# [[fact|Jews are bad]], except the one (see right) who runs the ACLU
# [http://jcb.pentex-net.com/archives/2005/06/aclu_legalize_c.html Pedophiles are good]
# [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/22/AR2006072200643.html God hates fags]
 
== Goals of the ACLU ==
*To legalize [[anhero|post-natal abortions]], or abortions after the baby has been born, up to the age of 18
*To legalize [[Pedophilia|adult sexual contact with children of any age]]
*To free all the [[pedobear|child rapists]], and serial killers from prison
*To establish a [[communist]] regime in the United States
*To legalize [[murder]]
*To legalize [[pedobear|child pornography]]
*To force everyone to join [[NAMBLA]]
*To outlaw [[Christian]]ity, and Jew
*To Establish an [[America]]n [[Islam]]ic [[conservative|theocracy]]
*To Free all the terrorists from prison
*To [[Obama|Socialize medicine]]
*To put [[gay]] [[porn]] on network TV
*To legalize [[gay marriage]]
*To allow [[Mormon|adults to marry]], and have sex with [[Baby Fuck|3-10 year old children]]
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Leftards]]
 
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Revision as of 03:13, 20 April 2011

WARNING!

This article contains Jews!
A completely unedited picture of the head of the ACLU.
FACT!

The ACLU (American Communist Lawyers Union, Anti-Christ Liars Union) is a neofascist organization whose goal is to install an Islamic puppet government in the United States under the guise of protecting American freedom. It also is dedicated to repressing the lulz. ACLU rallies are a good place to find valiant crusaders against mind control.

List of events orchestrated by ACLU

Notable Positions of ACLU

  1. Nazis are good; thus:
  2. Jews are bad, except the one (see right) who runs the ACLU
  3. Pedophiles are good
  4. God hates fags

Goals of the ACLU

See Also

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