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[[Image:Mysterybot.jpeg|thumb|An artist's [[fail|impression]] of [[User:MysteryBot|MysteryBot]]]] | [[Image:Mysterybot.jpeg|thumb|An artist's [[fail|impression]] of [[User:MysteryBot|MysteryBot]]]] | ||
[[Image:Roboticoperatingbuddy.jpg|thumb|A [[retard|retard's]] impression of [[User:MysteryBot|MysteryBot]]]] | [[Image:Roboticoperatingbuddy.jpg|thumb|A [[retard|retard's]] impression of [[User:MysteryBot|MysteryBot]]]] | ||
[[Image:Wm-mysterybot.jpg|thumb|330px|[[ | [[Image:Wm-mysterybot.jpg|thumb|330px|[[WhiteMystery]] hard at work in his [[basement|lab]]]] | ||
[[File:Chobot.jpg|thumb|Jessica Chobot]] | [[File:Chobot.jpg|thumb|Jessica Chobot]] | ||
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The | The MysteryBot <s>is</s> was the most powerful sysop on ED. | ||
Created by | Created by sellout [[WhiteMystery]] MysteryBot did all the things that the other [[sysop|sysops]] should have been doing, but were too lazy and/or busy fapping to [[jailbait]] or getting drunk and crying over their busted mac laptop. <small>(Fuck you. -Yirimyah</small> | ||
NOTE : It is possible to troll | NOTE : It is possible to troll MysteryBot, but doing so would incur the wrath of the [[banhammer]] like [[noone]] else has ever felt it, as the [[fail|incapacitation]] of MysteryBot would lead to the [[Special:Listadmins|other sysops]] actually having to [[shit nobody cares about|do some work]]. | ||
[[ | [[WhiteMystery]] is currently developing MysteryBot|MysteryBot and adding mysterious and enigmatic [[hax|advanced functionality]], but whenever he asks other sysops to make suggestions for functions he is met with only [[lie|useless]] but [[lulz|amusing]] ones instead of anything actually productive. The most effective response when [[WhiteMystery]] asks for suggestions for anything, is to tell him to [[get on irc fgt]] as it is a well known [[fact]] that he finds [[IRC]] both [[Matt Crimmins|frightening and confusing]]. | ||
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<big>'''Fun Facts'''</big> | <big>'''Fun Facts'''</big> | ||
Revision as of 02:37, 26 April 2011
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EVERYONE <3's MYSTERYBOT
The MysteryBot is was the most powerful sysop on ED.
Created by sellout WhiteMystery MysteryBot did all the things that the other sysops should have been doing, but were too lazy and/or busy fapping to jailbait or getting drunk and crying over their busted mac laptop. (Fuck you. -Yirimyah
NOTE : It is possible to troll MysteryBot, but doing so would incur the wrath of the banhammer like noone else has ever felt it, as the incapacitation of MysteryBot would lead to the other sysops actually having to do some work.
WhiteMystery is currently developing MysteryBot|MysteryBot and adding mysterious and enigmatic advanced functionality, but whenever he asks other sysops to make suggestions for functions he is met with only useless but amusing ones instead of anything actually productive. The most effective response when WhiteMystery asks for suggestions for anything, is to tell him to get on irc fgt as it is a well known fact that he finds IRC both frightening and confusing.
Fun Facts
- WhiteMystery actually refers to his MysteryBot as "he" rather than "it" - as if it was an actual person.
- It is currently unknown whether WhiteMystery sodomizes MysteryBot as a reward for good, or as a punishment for bad behavior.
The answer is probably both.
- The best way to troll WhiteMystery is to make sexual advances towards MysteryBot, which he regards as his own child.
- MysteryBot welcomed himself.
- MysteryBot is currently being upgraded with the latest in lulz weaponry
Currently MysteryBot
- Welcomes new users.
- Repairs double redirects.
- Fixes dead end pages.
- Removes invalid page categories.
- Parses Special:Wantedpages to identify and remove broken links.
- Updates status page.
- Reverts suspected vandalism.
- Bans your dumb ass.
—butthurt ED vandal | ||
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