Ainsley Harriott

This mother fucker hides in lettuce and doesn't give a fuck if you can see him. He would also cut a bitch dead if she ever talked back.

Here he is staring at dead bodies.

Ainsley Harriott is an English celebrity chef and television presenter. Starting in December 2010, he and number of his pictures became viral on 4chan’s video game board, v and has since spread to other boards. It is unknown why he garnered so much popularity, but perhaps it is due to the faces he makes in most of his photos, often resembling a trollface. Users of v began photoshopping him into pictures of various video games and proclaimed him to be “the king of /v/.”

In addition to the various photoshops and reaction images related to him, in January 2011, an exploitable template akin to the Eddy and Handsome Face exploitables emerged.

Harriot descends from a rich family of trolls and niggers as his great grandfather was a marksman in the colonial West India Regiment with a distinguished career. This was made possible by his wifes forebearer James Hunte becoming one of of Barnados's first policemen in 1845 acquiring a small property empire made possible by his mother earnings as one of the West Indie's greatest whores.

This of course had all been made possible by Ainsley's great, great grandfather been a white man, James Gordon Harriott, who traded slaves for a living while fucking niggers for lulz.