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| <div style="float:right">{{infobox Company|company_name=Encyclopædia Dramatica|company_logo=[[Image:ency.gif]]|company_type=Private|foundation=December 2004|Previous URL=encyclopediadramatica.com|Current Domain=encyclopediadramatica.ch|location=[[OTI]]|key_people=[[Anonymous]], [[Internet|The Internet]], [[You]]|industry=[[Drama]] documentation|products=[[Lulz]]|revenue=5,000,000 Lulz annually |homepage=[[Main Page|here]].}}</div>
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| '''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[internets]]. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]].
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| Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] is no longer in power.
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| ==Origins==
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| [[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|ED's version of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
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| [[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
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| {{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]] <!-- asterisks in original post --> who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}
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| Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.
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| The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://www.jameth.us journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.
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| Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds.
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| All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"
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| Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].
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| == What's with the '''æ''' ? ==
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| [[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|frame|right|A very good character]]
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| The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], and Norwegian alphabets.
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| ==Is ED racist/homophobic?==
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| '''YES'''
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| No it is not. While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the admins and users come from a variety of backgrounds, races and sexual orientations. These people all understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, they know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.
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| If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
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| <youtube>oL23uWMqCXY</youtube>
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| ==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
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| [[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
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| What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].
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| In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.
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| Failing to stop the monetary hemorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network to exclusively dealed in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.
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| But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing Princess Peach's tits or women with flashlights in their anuses on the sidebar.
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| Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.
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| [13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki?<br>
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| [13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer<br>
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| |[irc://irc.xax.li/ IRC]}}
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| Given OIs purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.
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| Yet, those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.
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| ''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''
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| == The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==
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| On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.
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| [[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|150px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
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| [[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
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| [[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]
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| {{quote|<br>I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces!<br>
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| - Anon}}
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| {{quote|<br>If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way.<br>
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| - Anon}}
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| {{quote|<br>We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!.<br>
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| - Anon}}
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| '''''How the problem was dealt with.'''''
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| ==How can I help?==
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| For one, you can probably stop worrying about [[OhInternet]] and get to work [[Special:WantedFiles|re-uploading images]] and [[Special:UnusedFiles|giving these cute little puppies a good home]]. Did we mention [[Special:WantedPages|we need <u>a lot</u> of these pages back]]?
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| [[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here, so you can always help out by fixing broken redirects as they show up, or keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.
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| Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.
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| If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime.
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| ==See also==
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| *<s>[[The_Lollershop|The Lollershop]]</s>
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| *<s>[http://myspace.com/encyclopediadramatica ED's MySpace]</s>
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| *<s>[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Encyclopedia-Dramatica/8092792335?ref=s ED's facebook]</s>
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| *[http://goatse.bz ED's Main page]
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