Nichole337

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Nichole337 (Nichole Destiny Lee) is a YouTube singer from Salt Lake City, Utah, who sings along to music played through her computer speakers. She makes all her music videos in the same structure and is suspected to be a YouTube troll, as her singing shows no evidence of improving and she does not pay any attention to any of the criticism she receives. Despite the levels of fail, her videos are perfect material for use in a game of "You rage, you lose" on 4chan. She is a morbidly obese, buck-toothed, eunuch. Oh wait, that's a woman? It's 19? What? That's somehow worse. All her videos begin with a limp stare akin to that of a middle aged woman whose husband wants to have sex with her but it's really late at night so she just rolls over, stares at him blankly, languors on her fat back, spreads her mountainous legs, and waits for him to finish so she can go to sleep.

Typical Video Structure

1. Start the recording from her webcam software.
2. Click "Play" on her media playing software.
3. Do that little side-to-side dance she does while the beginning of the song plays before any singing happens.
4. Roll eyes occasionally while singing.
5. ???
6. PROFIT! A new music video amateurishly sung.

The key to her videos is not bothering to edit a thing after the recording has finished. The first 10-15 seconds of each video must be wasted with the camera on her as she waits, doing nothing interesting in the meantime.

Her Best Work

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Reception

There are two kinds of people that comment on Nichole's videos:

1. Those who feel bad for her, and commend her for being brave enough to post herself trying to sing.
2. Those who tell her the truth, as illustrated below:

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It turns out that the people who have publicly made fun of Nichole are much more annoying to hear than listening to Nichole sing.

Boyfriend

Sorry, gentlemen, but Nichole is officially taken by a lucky, 16 year old so-and-so named Eric. If you check out his YouTube channel, you'll see why he is equally as retarded as her, which is why they make a cute couple. Sorry, Shon Terry, but this young boy stole your girlfriend! HAHAHA NOT ANYMORE FUCKERS! This girl is single again!

A typical date

The kind of women Eric attracts best

Nichole already has a pussy, she doesn't need another one!

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Shit Just Got Real!

On September 14, 2010, Nichole posted a 2nd explanation video about the aftermath on breaking up with Eric.

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What we have learned from this is that Eric dated her for the lulz and revealed the only successful way to troll Nichole:

1. Meet her IRL and date her.
2. Break up with her after not treating her like a girlfriend at all.
3. Upload videos of yourself talking shit about her.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

Her Yodeling Grandmother

On May 27, 2010, Nichole posted two videos of her grandmother showing off her yodeling talent. Unfortunately for Nichole, these videos proved that talent does not get passed down easily through the family.

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The Mouth Treatment Saga

Giving her money is very necessary.

During April of 2011, Nichole decided it was finally time to fix her mouth so it would no longer resemble that of a horse. Of course, she could not just say that she was getting this surgery for herself; she needed an explanation. A series of videos were released in which she described that the operation was absolutely necessary. If this was not bad enough, she soon sunk down even lower and began to beg for money on the internet. Her fan base was not as supportive as she had hoped, and began to inform her on how pathetic she truly is.

	“	Literally fuck you, you have a house, food, water, and clothes, all of which millions of people in Japan, Africa, and other countries all over the world live without. And you want us to donate our money to help you get braces, when I could donate money for someone to have food for a week or get some treatment from a disease. This just sickens me, with all of your views from your other videos you should, and probably are a partner with YouTube so you should be able to pay for braces by yourself.	„
	—SpaethBC

Nichole's "Entourage"

So scared.

Nichole is under the illusion that she is accepted as a mainstream celebrity, thus she has celebrity friends that will always be there to defend her, and supply endless amounts of money. Her celebrity "friends" include, but are not limited to:

• Perez Hilton
• Holly Madison
• Shane Dawson
• Charlie Sheen

Trolling Nichole337

Typical response when she is told the truth about her videos.

Nichole has no life whatsoever. Period.
Thus, she is constantly checking her social media accounts (YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, etc). Several trolls have been successful in trolling her, and her entire fan base simply by messaging her on how much of an overweight, self-centered, autistic fuck she is.

Please note that Nichole337 trolling requires extensive amounts of sockpuppets as she blocks anyone who is not a sympathizer.

YouTube

YouTube allows for the most direct trolling of Nichole. The best way to get her attention is to follow the instructions bellow.

1. Create at least 30 new accounts.
2. Use one to leave a message on her most recent video informing her that her life is worth less than that of a nigger, and because of this she should end her life.
3. Use the rest of the accounts to get this comment in the "highest rated" section.

She has also been known to respond to abusive private messages.

Facebook

Facebook provides more of a challenge, however it has also been a source of Nichole337 lulz. Facebook trolling can be accomplished by:

1. Create massive amounts of sockpuppets.
2. Wait until Nichole is asleep (PROTIP: she lives in Utah) so she cannot automatically block you.
3. Flood the page with Nichole shoops and insults, make sure to use a different account each time.
4. Argue with her sympathizers for a while.

DOX

Nichole Lee
P.O. Box 324
Clearfield, UT 84089-0324
USA

Nicole D Lee
153 E 1600 S
Farmington, UT 84025
(801) 451-7165

24.2.105.81

Covering Nichole337

It should be noted that Nichole337 is a terrible singer as evidenced by the fact that people have been able to successfully cover her songs without sounding like a mix between a complete loser and a dying cat.

See Also

• Shon Terry, another shitty YouTube singer.
• Dental Plan

External Links

• Template:Youtube2
• formspring.me profile - ask her anything!
• Nichole's Facebook Fan Page
•  Nichole337_Talk
• Nichole's MySpace

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