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[http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/ Bookchan] Is an [[AnonIB]] subboard catering to the semi-literate [[/b/|/b/tards]] who go apeshit whenever they see an ebook thread. Inside, you will find a level of geekery so profound that your eyes will ''actually eject'' themselves from your skull in a desperate attempt to keep the name of JRR Tolkien from burning into your retinas. | [http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/ Bookchan] Is an [[AnonIB]] subboard catering to the semi-literate [[/b/|/b/tards]] who go apeshit whenever they see an ebook thread. Inside, you will find a level of geekery so profound that your eyes will ''actually eject'' themselves from your skull in a desperate attempt to keep the name of JRR Tolkien from burning into your retinas. | ||
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The joke is on them, however. Ebooks are a [[Jewish]], [[old media]] conspiracy designed to turn the [[internet]] into yet another library. | The joke is on them, however. Ebooks are a [[Jewish]], [[old media]] conspiracy designed to turn the [[internet]] into yet another library. | ||
== The <s>Sad</s> Lulzy End == | |||
AnonIB's constant fail resulted in Bookchan eventually turning in a gurgling, book-requesting pit of shit. Seeing how the situation was bleak, Orion, as-of-then master of the realm, decided to end the fail and announced that he would soon [[delete fucking everything|euthanize the poor thing]] for good so everyone should grab whatever good is left and GTFO to [[bookz|#bookz]] and Gigapedia. However, the greedy [[Jews|webmasters]] of AnonIB soon figured out what was going on an being afraid of losing their biggest cash cow decided to take over. Overnight they changed the admin's password on the board locking out Orion and put their own man in charge, artificially prolonging the poor creature's [[AIDS|existence]] some more. Any attempt to address the takeover on bookchan itself or AnonIB in general usually got your post swiftly deleted which resulted in massive [[butthurt]] for bookchan's <s>oldfags</s> biggest nerds. | |||
==[[Camwhore|Bookchan]] on /b/== | |||
As off 6/23/2009 a young /b/ entrepreneur left an innocuous "i'll just leave this here" picture of two delicious breasts. It quickly spiraled out of control when [[Faggot|one member asked for higher res "to see titles of books" in the background]]. Upon picture of books, Bookchan was born. She included many more pics of her with books, choosing to hide her face behind books that /b/ generally agreed were "good". Bookchan was very responsive, and in a rare moment for /b/, universally loved. | |||
<strike>http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/8/24/184513/bookchan.jpg (NSFW)</strike> ([[baleet|MIA]]) | |||
==Memes you might find on Bookchan== | ==Memes you might find on Bookchan== | ||
*False ''House of Leaves'' posts | * False ''House of Leaves'' posts | ||
*[[50 Hitler Post|50 ''Clockwork Orange'' Posts]] | * [[50 Hitler Post|50 ''Clockwork Orange'' Posts]] | ||
*[[Rar image|Book cover collections]] | * [[Rar image|Book cover collections]] | ||
*[[Over 9000|At least 100]] requests for [[Wapanese|''Battle Royale'']] | * [[Over 9000|At least 100]] requests for [[Wapanese|''Battle Royale'']] | ||
* rarjpg.jpg | |||
==Links== | |||
* <s>http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/</s> | |||
* [http://web.archive.org/*/http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/ See the sad story unfold] | |||
* http://bookchan.wikidot.com/ - the dear departed's wiki | |||
[[Category:Communicae]] | [[Category:Communicae]] | ||
Revision as of 20:29, 15 May 2011
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Early history
Bookchan Is an AnonIB subboard catering to the semi-literate /b/tards who go apeshit whenever they see an ebook thread. Inside, you will find a level of geekery so profound that your eyes will actually eject themselves from your skull in a desperate attempt to keep the name of JRR Tolkien from burning into your retinas.
Bookchan is proof that at least a dozen btards are literate. Any more than that becomes a dodgy assumption.
The joke is on them, however. Ebooks are a Jewish, old media conspiracy designed to turn the internet into yet another library.
The Sad Lulzy End
AnonIB's constant fail resulted in Bookchan eventually turning in a gurgling, book-requesting pit of shit. Seeing how the situation was bleak, Orion, as-of-then master of the realm, decided to end the fail and announced that he would soon euthanize the poor thing for good so everyone should grab whatever good is left and GTFO to #bookz and Gigapedia. However, the greedy webmasters of AnonIB soon figured out what was going on an being afraid of losing their biggest cash cow decided to take over. Overnight they changed the admin's password on the board locking out Orion and put their own man in charge, artificially prolonging the poor creature's existence some more. Any attempt to address the takeover on bookchan itself or AnonIB in general usually got your post swiftly deleted which resulted in massive butthurt for bookchan's oldfags biggest nerds.
Bookchan on /b/
As off 6/23/2009 a young /b/ entrepreneur left an innocuous "i'll just leave this here" picture of two delicious breasts. It quickly spiraled out of control when one member asked for higher res "to see titles of books" in the background. Upon picture of books, Bookchan was born. She included many more pics of her with books, choosing to hide her face behind books that /b/ generally agreed were "good". Bookchan was very responsive, and in a rare moment for /b/, universally loved.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/8/24/184513/bookchan.jpg (NSFW) (MIA)
Memes you might find on Bookchan
- False House of Leaves posts
- 50 Clockwork Orange Posts
- Book cover collections
- At least 100 requests for Battle Royale
- rarjpg.jpg
Links
http://www.anonib.com/bookchan/- See the sad story unfold
- http://bookchan.wikidot.com/ - the dear departed's wiki