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==Dorian Thorn==
==Dorian Thorn==
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|thumb|right|Story of his life.]]
[[Image:Dorian-thorn-epic-fail.jpg|thumb|right|Story of his life.]]
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a [[Troll|troll]] for the [[Lulz|lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]] he was.  In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.  He started a blog that featured him sucking [[Over 9000|over 9000]] [[Cock|dicks]] and being a huge [[Faggot|faggot]].  He documented himself fucking his sister, sucking off a dog and a horse, running around naked in daycare centers, getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers, jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.  Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a [[Troll|troll]] for the [[Lulz|lulz]] until everyone realized what a [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]] he was.  In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.  He started a blog that featured him sucking [[Over 9000|over 9000]] [[Cock|dicks]] and being a huge [[Faggot|faggot]].  He documented himself [http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html fucking his sister], sucking off a dog and a horse, running around naked in daycare centers, getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers, jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.  Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.


When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless [[Faggotry|faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.
When ED became [[OhInternet]], he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and [[Delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]], forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless [[Faggotry|faggotry]] that the internet does not forgive.


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File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
File:Dorian-thorn-clueless.JPG|Unaware there's a new ED.
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File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-daycare.JPG|Kid-friendly.
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-dickless.jpg|Now with less dick!
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Failing.
File:Dorian-thorn-dick-removal.jpg|Just because your dick isn't on you doesn't mean it isn't on the Internet.
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-sister.jpg|[http://www.slutload.com/watch/Brv0q32aCIj/Sister-fucks-brother.html Loves his sister.]
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|And his mother.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|Ruining himself.
File:Dorian-thorn-troll.jpg|Ruining himself.
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (0).jpg|Whining about his lack of dick on [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com his deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (1).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (2).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (3).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (4).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (5).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]
File:Dorian-thorn-deviantart-dickless (6).jpg|More from [http://dorianthorn.deviantart.com/ deviantART]


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Revision as of 22:04, 15 May 2011

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“ 		 
the days of online Thorn nudity are behind us
  		„
  		 

—Dorian Thorn



Dorian Thorn

Story of his life.

Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself. He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself fucking his sister, sucking off a dog and a horse, running around naked in daycare centers, getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers, jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent. Then, after eating shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.

When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.

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