Killhamster

Note: this is an article about a former Encyclopedia Dramatica user who assisted in selling out ED 1.0 to Jewcorp.

Killhamster gets pwned after whoring for girlvinyl's shit website.

Killhamster (Powerword:Steve Brown), as the name suggests, is a huge faggot who suffocates hamsters by firing them up his rectum. It has been speculated that the sheer amount of hamster carcasses lodged within the gaping expanse of his rectum has given him multiple syndromes.

He is part of the group that sold out and created OhInternet.

Has been spotted recently preaching the virtues of censorship and taunting the Internet Hate Machine.

Quotes

	“	<@killhamster> yes <@killhamster> it is mature to try to destroy our website <@killhamster> very much so	„
	— Just like it was mature to try to destroy our website?

	“	<@killhamster> it's annoying to have something i worked on taken down once a week because fake ED's little bitch leader is obsessed with us and throwing little skiddie tantrums	„
	—Said without a hint of irony.

External Links for the raping

• LJ profile
• last.FM profile
• Soundcloud Profile
• AIM: KillYrHamstr
• Yahoo: killyrhamster
• MSN: [email protected]
• Skype: Killhamster

See also

• Felching Hippos
• Beastiality

Killhamster is part of a series on the former regimes

Corporate Shill Branch Girlvinyl • Jacknstock • Killhamster • Pink Poodle • Sheneequa • Thedreadedkettle • Zaiger • Conrad Alan Rockenhaus • Aediot • Umkemesik • MarioMario456 Unwitting Pawn Branch Blu Aardvark • BURK • Crazyconan • Ed Lolington • kale • Kazantzakis • Onideus • OtterWhiskers • Quasidan • Riboflavin • Schnookums • Tfo • ShardDax • vanff • Vermin • wattage • weev • WKD • WhiteMystery • Zenophile Angry Patriot Ghost Branch AlGore • Andrewpants • OldDirtyBtard • Rubberduc • yiri See Also Encyclopedia Dramatica • Epic Battle • Joseph Evers • MysteryBot • OhInternet • Sellout • Sheneequa Turns Four • The War of Zaiger Aggression