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It's basically just a more powerful PS4, that's it no cool features or anything. You can play [[PlayStation 4]]
*The games are now in 4K for extra shinny new graphix.
games, but not [[PlayStation 3]], or [[PlayStation 2]] or [[PlayStation]] games as [[none|"who want's to play old games"]].  
 
*It can run 120fps so people play games at super high speeds.
 
*It supports 8K which basically means, [[lazy|upscale the games to look like 8K]].
 
*You can play [[PlayStation 4]] games, but not [[PlayStation 3]], or [[PlayStation 2]] or [[PlayStation]] games as [[none|"who want's to play old games"]].  


==Duel Sense==
==Duel Sense==


For the first time in history Sony finally changed up their controller. This controller new feature is "Duel Sense" which is a ripoff of [[Nintendo Switch]] "HD Rumble", which will probably barely be used.
For the first time in history Sony finally changed up their controller. Now there controller looks like fucking everyone else's, as [[none|who want's to be unique.]]
 
This controller new feature is "Duel Sense" which is a ripoff of [[Nintendo Switch]] "HD Rumble", which will probably barely be used.


==Games==
==Games==


They either delayed to death or cancelled, basically there are none.
Just look up PS4 games dumbass.


==How to buy a PlayStation 5==
==How to buy a PlayStation 5==

Revision as of 07:35, 25 June 2021

PlayStation 5 is an overpriced coat you will never be able to buy as some rich dude who manages to be scalper has like a billion bots that have bought every single PlayStation 5 at your local store. Even if you did manage to buy one it's likely the deliver will just steal it all for himself. You will be stuck with your lame PlayStation 4 for the rest of eternity.

Not like it matters as the PlayStation 5 has no gaems.

Features

  • The games are now in 4K for extra shinny new graphix.
  • It can run 120fps so people play games at super high speeds.

Duel Sense

For the first time in history Sony finally changed up their controller. Now there controller looks like fucking everyone else's, as who want's to be unique.

This controller new feature is "Duel Sense" which is a ripoff of Nintendo Switch "HD Rumble", which will probably barely be used.

Games

Just look up PS4 games dumbass.

How to buy a PlayStation 5

Note you aren't actually getting your PlayStation 5, but you can try to attempt this.

1. Look online on Amazon for a PlayStation 5

2. Try to click on it as fast as you can

3. If the last to steps didn't work then repeat them until it works.

4. Wait for it too come

5. HAHA you actually thought your getting your precious PlayStation 5 you dumb fuck? Your a fucking idiot you have no chance of ever getting one in your pathetic life.

PlayStation 5 restocks

Every week there's a restock so people can actually buy a PlayStation 5. however this has made things worse. Scalpers can use bots to buy all PlayStation 5 at a store, this means they can get all of it before people have change at getting one. The scalpers then post all PlayStation 5 on eBay for ridiculous ass prices. This leads to the prices going up, and you know what Sony keeps on doing? Making more of them. The problem keeps on getting worse and worse and will stay going down that path for who knows how long.

Despite fucking over everyone else. The scalpers get super butthurt over how their as. Their also losing jew gold from buying the PlayStation 5 as they bought everything at the store with bots, which isn't enough to save their bank accounts as no one is buying PlayStation 5 from these sad fucks.

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