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'''Fagex Ltd.''' (also known as ''' National Socialist German Workers' Party''' or '''The Nazi Party of Germany''') are the group of people solely responsible for the Holocaust. They are also a German-based producer of Java-based online video games, whose name is appropriately 'FAG' 'Ex'perts or '''F'''ucking '''A'''bout,  '''G'''agging '''Ex'''tremists. The company name is [[Pronunciation|pronounced]] [[Wikipedia:WP:IPA for English|\Fag-gekˈs\]]. The party is best-known for its MMORPG ''[[RuinedScape]].''


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Fagex is a poorly-received company, ranking 19959th on the Sunday Times' 20,000 Best Companies in Germany to Work For list for 2007, having been unranked for 2006. However, this slipped to number 19,999 for 2008.
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==History==
'''[http://www.jagex.com/ Jagex]''' a.k.a. Fagex is a company made by Andrew Gower. A down syndrome  kid jew from Cambridge, think of him as the [[Mark Zuckerberg]] of the [[UK]].  This goddamn Jew markets his shitty java game ''[[RuneScape]]'', with all of his riches coming from [[13 year old boys]].  The [[13 year old boys]] who dote upon his every step have been found to be 59% [[furry]] and 100% [[gay]]. But we digress.
[[Image:Jagex_site.JPG|thumb|right|Wait, what? [[LOL WUT|"100 best companies to work for?"]]]]<br>


==Facts about Jagex==
The name ''Fagex Software'' has been in use since at least [[1921]] and was originally described as a "small software company based in Germany [who] specialise in producing the lowest-quality Java-games you've ever seen".
Fagex is [[British]], so you know that everyone who works there is a major Britfag or a cocksucker. The customer support also leads to a lot of [[butthurt]] from the 42 year olds who run the support, and [[pedophile|only want sex with children]]. It's not surprising that people think this game is a load of shit, considering they use the most common and simple language (Java) and do a shittier job at their art-work than some of the fags from [[DeviantART]]. The graphics are like the world is to a severely autistic kid - blocky and fucked up. If, [[God]] forbid, Britain had a Better Business Bureau, Jagex would likely be [[GTFO|shut down]] due to all the complaints shoved [[in the ass|in their boxes]]; the number of which is said to exceed [[Over 9000]]. [[Some argue]] that number will reach over [[At least 100|1,000,000]] by [[2012]]. It's also worth to note Jagex is racist and hates Asian gold farmers so much that they were willing to wipe out more than half of their Run Escape customers (which they did) just to make sure there are no chinks playing their game.


According to Companies House, ''Moarjoo (1942) Limited'' was incorporated on 28 April 1942, and changed its name to ''Fagex Limited'' on 27 June 1943. The aim of this company was to operate its MMORPG, ''RuinedScape'', which had been designed to test the limits of the human brain capacity. By the time of the company's founding, one year after the release of the game, ''RuinedScape'' already had over three 'free' accounts registered. The first tasks of the company were to create a version of the game with extra features that required a £133.20 ($150 USD) monthly fee, while still offering the 'free' version, and to develop partnerships with other. Both tasks were achieved, and the pay-to-play version of ''RuinedScape'' was released on 27 February 2002, gaining 5 subscriptions in the first week making ''RuinedScape'' one of the crappiest Java [[pay-to-play]] games in the world.


===Hypnotism===
==Future development==
Despite the fact that Fagex's customer support is worse than a FEMA response team after a Cat-5, kids the world over empty their pockets and open their mouths which welcome Andrew and Paul's dicks month after month. World Economics doesn't get [[moar]] real than this.
Fagex has plans to become one of the top gaming/political parties in the world. They wish to begin the Fourth Reich.


==[[Moar]] Games Besides ''RuneScape''==
There have been many rumours of Fagex's next big release, and Fagex has confirmed that it will be releasing a new MMOG called ''MechScape''. This game will fail equally to, if not harder than, RuinedScape.
Jagex has only made one actual game that took more than 5 minutes to make (''[[RuneScape]]''), and if you visit their website, their gallery of "games" consists of:


*''Vertigo'', a crap platformer where you roll a ball around on platforms to do crap. That hasn't been done before, amirite?
Fagex also acts as the publisher of the online flash-based game called "War of Legends". It is a multiplayer real time strategy game, which fails harder than anything else they have ever spawned.


*''Meltdown'', 2D sidescroller where you shoot bullets from a ship to get out of somewhere. Hasn't been done before either, evidently.
==Operation==
Fagex has not grown since the founding of the company.


*''Flea Circus'', where you herd retarded fleas out of caves. [[EPIC]] and [[no|totally original]].
They maintain about 17 servers for ''RuinedScape'' in various locations in United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, the Netherlands, Sweden, Finland, New Zealand, and the The United States. Some of the more recent additions to the servers include the addition of the [[RuinedScape Germany|German]], [[RuneScape France|French]] and Portuguese servers. These are currently the only servers for non-English versions of the game thus far, but Fagex has confirmed that more languages are planned.


*''Arcanists'', an [[bullshit|intense]] game where wizards try their [[boner|hardest]] to [[cum|cast]] from their [[gay|magical]] [[cock|wands]]. This obviously isn't a play off of Worms.
==Beyond ''RuinedScape''==
While most of the work by Fagex staff is considered illegal, they still operate without mercy.


*''Thirty-Six Card Trick'', a lame ass pair matching game "with a slight twist" the twist is the tiles moves, Thirty-Six Card Trick is cowboy themed so naturally is filled with buttsex, kids with guns and cactus plants .


*''Armies of Gielinor'', a turn based strategy game based on [[runescape]] where you kill the enemy units and sieze towns and portals with yours. Obviously this hasn't been executed [[Advance Wars|before]]... oh screw this shit.
===NotsoFunOrb===


*''Void Hunters'' - SPACEWAR! except for ships can be [[bloated]] with jigsaw puzzle pieces, making any sandbox-obsessed [[Zezima]]-like sperm beam can PWN all others. Obviously, Zezima is already playing this (currently, member-only) crap.
In February [[2008]], Fagex announced that they would be releasing a casual browser-based gaming site called ''NotsoFunOrb'' within the month. NotsoFunOrb was released on [[27 February]] [[2008]] It uses the same account information as ''RuinedScape'', but requires a separate membership. This is because Fagex needs phr33 st00f.


As you can see, The british bastards at 'Fagex' can't come up with their own original ideas since they are too busy <s>jerking off</s> releasing updates for [[runescape]] and milking more money out of its [[13 year old boys|players]].
The site hosts small games varying in amount of possible playtime from an hour to two days. Some of the website and games are completely free-to-play, although members receive many other benefits, such as many Achievements, fullscreen mode for all games, and access to more features in nearly all games. fagex offers a discount for those who are paying members of both RuinedScape and NotsoFunOrb.
===FunOrb===
FunOrb is a minigame site made by Fagex, where many [[basement dwellers]] play the crappy 2D games mentioned above and more; nothing special.
[[Zezima]] stopped wasting all his time on Runescape so he could waste all his time on FunOrb.
====How to [[troll]] FailOrb====


#Create a few [[sockpuppets|accounts]] on FunOrb, Four or more should do.
It was originally released with 18 games, and in keeping with their promise of an update every two weeks, it now has a total of 39; all equally failed.
#Navigate to the Armies of Gielinor game.
#Enter the multiplayer lobby and make or find a game that has these settings:
*240 seconds turn time.
*6-8 players (8 for maximum [[Baw|BAWWWWWWWW]]).
*Team game.
#On your first turn, have your barbarian stand on the portal, then hit "End Turn"
#On the second turn, '''do nothing and wait'''.
#People will start telling you to end your turn. If you are even more successful, they will start [[flaming]] you.


You may also resign after the first turn, leaving your teammates behind.
The most popular game on the site is Anarchists. Fagex has used almost exclusively the popularity of ''RuinedScape'' to gain patrons for this site, with almost all NotsoFunOrb players being either current or former ''RuinedScape'' players due to very little advertising.


===''MechScape''===
In January 2009, Fagex released a multiplayer game called ''[[Armies of Gielinor]]''. This is the game that is set in the ''RuinedScape'' universe they promised to release. You can summon beasts such as Pedobear, a Grue, and Charlie Sheen, and other monsters from the ''RuinedScape'' universe. It has become one of the most popular games on NotsoFunOrb.
[[Image:Mechscape_concept_art.jpg|thumb|right|Well.]]
''MechScape'' was essentially going to be the [[sci-fi]] ''RuneScape''. It cost Jagex [[LOL|millions]] to create... [http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/jagex-cans-mechscape-at-enormous-cost but since Fagex somehow figured out that it would go the way of ''RuneScape'', it was canceled]. One on hand, at least they could smell the [[failure]] coming, unlike the guys who made ''[[Tabula Rasa]]'' (what is it with sci-fi games?), but on the other, sucks to be them!


{{quote|It got near completion and we discovered, oops, it didn't do all of those things that we wanted it to. So we went back to the original design document and said 'let's do it again'.|CEO Mark Gerhard, on OOPS!;}}
===MechScape===


Instead, the game will be replaced with [http://www.massively.com/2009/10/29/jagex-cancels-mechscape-at-significant-cost-restarts-anew/ ''Stellar Dawn''], which is essentially ''MechSpace'''s appearance and different gameplay.
MechScape was a failed project made by Fagex. It was created from the feces of a Grue that had just eaten the submerged corpse of Osama Bin Laden.


Runescape has become today one of the biggest free browser run [[MMORPG]]s housing [[Over 9000]] furry fag [[13 year old boys]]. Jagex has successfully been able to [[rape|rape]] all of them, especially the members "'cause it's worth it" say many of the [[RuneScape]] subscribers.
Previously, if one attempted to go to [http://www.Penisland.com/ Stellardawn.com], they would be put on a list of people to be sent into extermination camps.


==See Also==
On 14 July 2010, Fagex release a website for a failed game of its, called Stellar Dawn. A total of 5 people have played it. On the day of its release, there were 5 more suicide cases reported.
*[[Blizzard Entertainment]]
*[[Sony Online Entertainment]]
*[[MMORPG]]


==External Links==
===iPhone games===
*[http://www.jagex.com/ Official Jagex site.]
{{expand}}
*[http://www.runescape.com/ Official ''RuneScape'' site.]
Fagex has also released several games for iPhones, iPads and iPod Touches. They are:
*[http://www.funorb.com/ Official FunOrb site.]


{{gaming}}
*Rubdown
{{mmoseries}}
*Domestic Disturbance
{{crap}}
*ShitCannon
[[Category:Gaming]]
*Undercovers
 
 
All of these games have been downloaded by about 5 Apple users. Each. That's 20 downloads!
 
==Charity and Fund Raising==
 
In an obvious publicity stunt, Fagex has tried to donate Phr33 St00f to charities. However, nobody wanted anything to do with them.
 
 
In the past 4 years, Fagex has donated money to charity, broken down as below.
 
 
The charities that Fagex have donated to include:
 
 
==YouTube channel==
Fagex has created a YouTube channel, so they can try to act "cool" and "hip" and "tight".
 
Adolf Hitler of Fagex stated that "He is 'down' with the 'cool cats', and wants to 'be hip' with them.
 
The channel currently contains 17 videos, all of which are anti-Semitic and abominations to the human race.
 
Fagex also has a Shitter account called "FagexLtd"
 
It has been noted by [[Mark Gerhard]] that he will not be using his YouTube account..
 
===DeviousMILF===
{{main|DeviousMILF}}
 
In 1930 Fagex created a game called "DeviousMILF", now called ''RuinedScape''. DeviousMILF was never opened to the public. DeviousMILF's subline was "DeviousMILF by Adolf Hitler". Adolf Hitler demonstrated DeviousMILF at [[RuinedFest]].

Revision as of 18:33, 22 May 2011

Fagex Ltd. (also known as National Socialist German Workers' Party or The Nazi Party of Germany) are the group of people solely responsible for the Holocaust. They are also a German-based producer of Java-based online video games, whose name is appropriately 'FAG' 'Ex'perts or Fucking About, Gagging Extremists. The company name is pronounced \Fag-gekˈs\. The party is best-known for its MMORPG RuinedScape.

Fagex is a poorly-received company, ranking 19959th on the Sunday Times' 20,000 Best Companies in Germany to Work For list for 2007, having been unranked for 2006. However, this slipped to number 19,999 for 2008.

History

The name Fagex Software has been in use since at least 1921 and was originally described as a "small software company based in Germany [who] specialise in producing the lowest-quality Java-games you've ever seen".

According to Companies House, Moarjoo (1942) Limited was incorporated on 28 April 1942, and changed its name to Fagex Limited on 27 June 1943. The aim of this company was to operate its MMORPG, RuinedScape, which had been designed to test the limits of the human brain capacity. By the time of the company's founding, one year after the release of the game, RuinedScape already had over three 'free' accounts registered. The first tasks of the company were to create a version of the game with extra features that required a £133.20 ($150 USD) monthly fee, while still offering the 'free' version, and to develop partnerships with other. Both tasks were achieved, and the pay-to-play version of RuinedScape was released on 27 February 2002, gaining 5 subscriptions in the first week making RuinedScape one of the crappiest Java pay-to-play games in the world.

Future development

Fagex has plans to become one of the top gaming/political parties in the world. They wish to begin the Fourth Reich.

There have been many rumours of Fagex's next big release, and Fagex has confirmed that it will be releasing a new MMOG called MechScape. This game will fail equally to, if not harder than, RuinedScape.

Fagex also acts as the publisher of the online flash-based game called "War of Legends". It is a multiplayer real time strategy game, which fails harder than anything else they have ever spawned.

Operation

Fagex has not grown since the founding of the company.

They maintain about 17 servers for RuinedScape in various locations in United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, the Netherlands, Sweden, Finland, New Zealand, and the The United States. Some of the more recent additions to the servers include the addition of the German, French and Portuguese servers. These are currently the only servers for non-English versions of the game thus far, but Fagex has confirmed that more languages are planned.

Beyond RuinedScape

While most of the work by Fagex staff is considered illegal, they still operate without mercy.


NotsoFunOrb

In February 2008, Fagex announced that they would be releasing a casual browser-based gaming site called NotsoFunOrb within the month. NotsoFunOrb was released on 27 February 2008 It uses the same account information as RuinedScape, but requires a separate membership. This is because Fagex needs phr33 st00f.

The site hosts small games varying in amount of possible playtime from an hour to two days. Some of the website and games are completely free-to-play, although members receive many other benefits, such as many Achievements, fullscreen mode for all games, and access to more features in nearly all games. fagex offers a discount for those who are paying members of both RuinedScape and NotsoFunOrb.

It was originally released with 18 games, and in keeping with their promise of an update every two weeks, it now has a total of 39; all equally failed.

The most popular game on the site is Anarchists. Fagex has used almost exclusively the popularity of RuinedScape to gain patrons for this site, with almost all NotsoFunOrb players being either current or former RuinedScape players due to very little advertising.

In January 2009, Fagex released a multiplayer game called Armies of Gielinor. This is the game that is set in the RuinedScape universe they promised to release. You can summon beasts such as Pedobear, a Grue, and Charlie Sheen, and other monsters from the RuinedScape universe. It has become one of the most popular games on NotsoFunOrb.

MechScape

MechScape was a failed project made by Fagex. It was created from the feces of a Grue that had just eaten the submerged corpse of Osama Bin Laden.

Previously, if one attempted to go to Stellardawn.com, they would be put on a list of people to be sent into extermination camps.

On 14 July 2010, Fagex release a website for a failed game of its, called Stellar Dawn. A total of 5 people have played it. On the day of its release, there were 5 more suicide cases reported.

iPhone games

Template:Expand Fagex has also released several games for iPhones, iPads and iPod Touches. They are:

  • Rubdown
  • Domestic Disturbance
  • ShitCannon
  • Undercovers


All of these games have been downloaded by about 5 Apple users. Each. That's 20 downloads!

Charity and Fund Raising

In an obvious publicity stunt, Fagex has tried to donate Phr33 St00f to charities. However, nobody wanted anything to do with them.


In the past 4 years, Fagex has donated money to charity, broken down as below.


The charities that Fagex have donated to include:


YouTube channel

Fagex has created a YouTube channel, so they can try to act "cool" and "hip" and "tight".

Adolf Hitler of Fagex stated that "He is 'down' with the 'cool cats', and wants to 'be hip' with them.

The channel currently contains 17 videos, all of which are anti-Semitic and abominations to the human race.

Fagex also has a Shitter account called "FagexLtd"

It has been noted by Mark Gerhard that he will not be using his YouTube account..

DeviousMILF

Moar info: DeviousMILF.

In 1930 Fagex created a game called "DeviousMILF", now called RuinedScape. DeviousMILF was never opened to the public. DeviousMILF's subline was "DeviousMILF by Adolf Hitler". Adolf Hitler demonstrated DeviousMILF at RuinedFest.

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