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Bill may be old, fat and ugly, but when it comes to internet sluts, he's still got game. In this exchange between him and [[SnowVhite]], he skillfully downplays his immense girth, while upselling his six-figure income that will never happen. Smooth.
Bill may be old, fat and ugly, but when it comes to internet sluts, he's still got game. In this exchange between him and [[SnowVhite]], he skillfully downplays his immense girth, while upselling his six-figure income that will never happen. Smooth.


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==YouTube Nudist==
Wow. He wasn't bullshitting.
'''Naked VLOG'''
<youtube>ChEEUCgE03k</youtube>


==Even A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day==
==Even A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day==

Revision as of 18:41, 3 July 2021

Mmmmmm...Uga...Spasteelia a bunkaladunka Solo.
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Daddy's "little" girl, MsJackie69


Despite outward appearances, Barmer479 (aka Bill Armer) is not a crazy, toothless, lardass, country bumpkin. He's the official Sheriff of YouTube. He's Chuck Norris trapped in Michael Moore's body, with the I.Q. of Casey Nunez. Msjackie69's daddy has come to YouTube to clean house. You bad guys had better watch the fuck out.

Quotes

   
“ 		 
Y'all be makin' false accounts, ya come to start slammin' mah channel, me and YouTube has a speak.
  		„
  		 

—Barmer479, internet badass

   
“ 		 
Ah meant what Ah said about the atternehs, ya'll best be learnin' the laws.
  		„
  		 

—Bill Armer, threatening with a lolsuit

   
“ 		 
Ah carreh a badge as well.
  		„
  		 

—Barmer479

   
“ 		 
Ah don't go nude with youngins around, Ah just do it at home.
  		„
  		 

—Billy Armer

The Grassy Knoll

When Bill Armer isn't busy patrolling the mean streets of YouTube, he pursues his other passion: batshit insane conspiracy theories. He avidly believes in ghosts, UFOs, the Verichip, 9/11 numerology theories, and whatever else he happens to pick up from Art Bell or, better yet, Alex Jones:

Love on Teh Tubez

Bill may be old, fat and ugly, but when it comes to internet sluts, he's still got game. In this exchange between him and SnowVhite, he skillfully downplays his immense girth, while upselling his six-figure income that will never happen. Smooth.

zomg sauce


Even A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day

Perhaps the most notable thing Barmer has ever done on YouTube was when he took part in the harassing of convicted sex offender Joshua Adam Harrison. Harrison had opened an account, thinking that no one would realize who he was. Once he was spotted it was all over from there. A small group of trolls tricked Barmer into working with them to rid the Tubes of the pedo creep. Many flame wars and sockpuppets later, Harrison was finally run off of YT. The lulzy video displayed above came about when the trolls turned on their hick friend, throwing his conspiracy theories into overdrive. Threatening lolsuits all the way down, Barmer quickly passed back into the obscurity from whence he came.

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