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Good News, Everyone! These dumb cunts got fired from Fox News and now are a laughing stock for us all to enjoy! |
Lynnette Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson, better known by their Tinder names, Diamond and Silk, are a couple of BBBs (big black bitches) that are in major denial about what color their skin is. These Aunt Jemimas are known for being retarded enough to believe in just about every far-right conspiracy theory that you can throw at them, being autistic enough to actually get fired from the asspie parade that is Fox News, and longing to drink copious amounts of Donald Trump's cum.
Origins
Little is know about where these two dumb monkeys came from, but it's widely believed that they were a republican experiment gone horribly wrong. Legend has it that in an effort to get more black votes, Mitch Mcconnell began growing black people in his secret underground bunker somewhere below Tennessee where he combined black DNA with his own hyper-republican sperm. The results seemed promising until he accidentally spilled radioactive batshit into the cloning vats, resulting in two insane black wimmins that began babbling in an ancient republican tongue know as "Black Karen". They then proceeded to escape from the lab and created their own YouTube channel.
Like most "black republicans", Diamond and Silk are only in it for the money and fame. They originally started out as Democrats that supported the Black Lives Matter movement back in 2012. But, since they were essentially black drops in a massive bucket of tar, they needed a gimmick to make their channel on YouTube more of a hit. That's when they decided to start supporting Trump. Back then this wasn't completely unheard of. Many Blacks fell for the hundreds of lies Trump promised the country, such as making fried chicken and watermelon free for everyone who voted for him. But as time passed, and it became apparent that Trump hated anyone that wasn't white/orange, most Blacks left the scene and went back to jerking off to pictures of Barack Obama. Diamond and Pearl, however, decided to double down and stick around since they were growing in popularity and were making enough ad revenue to finally get off food stamps.
Trump Support Intensifies
Realizing that they would have to step up their Trump rim job game in order to make even more money, the two set out on the road to attend Trump rallies while showing their tits to black voters willing to switch to the Republican Party. They even got to appear with Lara Trump, wife of Eric Trump, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, on behalf of the Trump campaign. They were paid $1,274.94 for field consulting work, which was the most money their black asses had ever seen in all their lives. They would continue their support throughout Trump's entire presidency, never once failing to talk about how wonderful his BK farts smelled. They even got to appear in their very own 2020 Trump reelection campaign ad where they can be seen going ass-to-mouth with the Donald himself (which he only agreed to because he was having a dementia spell at the time).
Fighting Facebook
Diamond and Silk were well known for poisoning the internet with their words. They were fans of talking shit, spewing nonsense, and outright lying to their viewers on every platform they could get their hands on, most notably Facebook. This came to a boil when the pair decided to falsely accuse Facebook of censoring them; a lie that was outright debunked. Despite all of the so called "facts" and "mountains of evidence" against them, the two chimpettes stuck to their story like cheese to a ballsack. They even lied about it when testifying to Congress during the infamous Cambridge Analytica hearings (which means they should be in FUCKING JAIL where they belong). Following Trump's model of just ignoring their blatant, public mistakes, they simply kept going on as if nothing had happened.
Fox News Failings
After months of tireless effort, the two media whores had finally sucked enough tiny white republican dick to climb their way into the studios at Fox News headquarters. It was there that they would regularly appear on Fox News shows including Hannity, Fox News Sunday, Watters' World, The Ingraham Angle, and Fox & Friends. The nation had never seen so many fake, strained smiles made by white people as they held back their hatred of the negro race while talking to these two uneducated chitlin chompers. Finally the neo-nazis at Fox couldn't stand it anymore and decided to simply give Diamond and Silk their own segregated segment; a 5 minute "show" on Fox Nation; Fox's online streaming platform.
Sadly, due to the fact that these two fat bitches were made in a laboratory (or because they were uneducated backwoods retards that had gone internet crazy) their brains began to deteriorate. This resulted in them spouting autistic diarrhea out of their mouths like a couple of chimps that had just learned english. They loved to go on about wild conspiracies, give dangerously retarded medical advice, and support white supremacists. It had become painfully apparent that it was time for Fox to put them down. On April 27th, 2020, Fox took them out behind the shed, got one last blow job, and shot them both in the head. They were buried next to Fox Sports commentator Jason Lee Whitlock.
Other Crap
I suppose we could mention that these two self indulgent twats have a book now. It's titled "Uprising: Who the Hell Said You Can't Ditch and Switch? -- The Awakening of Diamond and Silk", which should be enough to warn you to stay far... far away from it. It's still unclear if anyone has bought a single copy. White republicans only pretend to like these bitches; they aren't interested. And any self respecting black person sure as hell isn't going to want it. It's expected to be shredded into hamster cage lining once the publisher who printed it goes bankrupt and kills themselves.
External Links
Diamond and Silk is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me. |