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| [[Image:Digimoninvented.gif|thumb|The invention of digimon]]
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| [[Image:Digimonsleezy.jpg|thumb|When racism as obvious as this is allowed on American children's programming stations, you know you have a problem.]]
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| [[Image:Matttai.jpg|thumb|Look, they're touching! [[gay|IT MUST BE LOVE]]!!]]
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| '''Digimon''' was created by [[AZN]] [[pirates]] flooding the [[oriental]] toy market with an affordable [[Tamagotchi]] rip-off (which is illegal because it doesn't have enough Chinese lead in it). After going on a bender, they used their monies to fund Digimon themed mangas, animes, videogames, toys, cards, and other assorted crap that lost them all their money. Unfortunately, the Digimon anime series continues to flourish to this very day thanks to the [[faggots|"DigiFans"]] who compulsively add the prefix "digi" or the suffix "mon" to every noun and verb in their minuscule vocabulary.
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| ==Characters==
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| Note: A major source of butthurt for digifags is to refer to a character by their [[christianity|English name]]s. By doing that, fangirls can't come up with [[retard|clever]] Japanese portmanteaus for character pairings in slashfics. For the sake of neutrality, we here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] will use the English names instead.
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| *[[Hentai|Tai]]: [[13 year old boy]] with [[asspies]] who looks like a [[kingdom hearts]] reject.
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| *[[Dyke|Sora]]: [[Ginger]] bitch who is all [[emo]] because her mom's boyfriends keep raping her.
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| *[[Emo|Matt]]: Emofag later turned [[ska]]fag.
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| *[[Nerd|Izzy]]: Underage gay porn star... or so millions of fangirls would have you believe.
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| *[[Whore|Mimi]]: Lesbian lover of Sora who all the men rape when she's sleeping.
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| *[[Faggot|Joe]]: Nerdy faggot who faps to [[harem anime]]s.
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| *[[Baby|T.K.]]: Matt's younger brother AND son!
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| *[[Bukkake|Kari]]: [[Mary sue]] who cuts herself when their digimon are forced to fight the evil villain. She couldn't be on the series earlier because she got [[aids]] and got [[pregnant]] and had a miscarriage because she was so ill. [[fact|She gave TK a blowjob after episode 13]].
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| *[[Pedophile|Davis]]: Same thing as Tai, except he wants to fuck Kari! No... wait, that's still the same.
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| *[[Virgin|Yolei]]: Nerdy [[Cock Trapper]] who has the hots for Davis, even going so far as to kidnap him and lick his asshole.
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| *[[Homo|Cody]]: lol his dad was killed in a black person related shootout.
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| *[[Slut|Jun]]: Davis's sister who wants to suck on Matt's cock and eat TK's for breakfast.
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| *[[Nazi|Ken]]: Male mary sue who contracted [[AIDS]] after a [[fact|threesome with Davis and Kari]].
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| *[[Faggot|Takato]]: Obsesses over the digmon [[otaku|annie may, trading cards, video gaymes and action figures]] - lol fourth wall! Real digimon believers regard him as their savior because he finally got his own digimon! Too bad those faggots fail to realize he, too, was a cartoon character.
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| *[[Sad|Rika]]: Her [[slut|mom]] doesn't pay attention to her so she murders boys for being chauvinists ([[moar]] [[liek]] jewvinist, [[amirite]]?) and then dines on their severed penises. She pimps her digimon out to furrychan for drug money.
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| *[[Chink|Henry]]: Goes around bombing Japanese embassies for invading [[china|his country]]. When he asked the Japanese why they did it, they responded "for the lulz."
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| *[[Douche|Takuya]]: The creators were running out of ideas so they thought, "What would Tai and Matt's homosexual offspring look like?" Thus, Takuya was born.
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| *[[Wigger|Koji]]: A wigger who wants to become Japan's next [[Gackt]].
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| *[[Your mom|Zoe]]: Some feminist chick whose existence is never elaborated on.
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| *[[obese|JP]]: [[you|Fat fucker]] who wants to rape Zoe.
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| *[[Shota|Tommy]]: More [[shota]] material!
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| *[[Jew|Koichi]]: Koji's lover, who is more emo than Koji, but less gay than he is
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| *[[Dumbass|Thomas]]: Rapes Marcus on a regular basis, and [[pedophile|goes out on dates with Marcus's little sister]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_EAWsJWYHI YA RLY]
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| *[[Retard|Marcus]]: [[Jesus|The son of God]] (LOL Spoiler) who goes around [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrHdXHdVJ8w punching] and enslaving Digimon because they're furries. Only one smart enough to know goggles make you look retarded, although he covers his hands in orange glitter.
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| *[[Yoshi-lord|Yoshi]]: An Italian dinosaur, or something.
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| *[[Furry|Keenan]]: Raised by furries and [[emo|hates himself]].
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| *[[Bitch|Sarah]]: Stupid bitch who mothered Marcus that isn't smart enough to realize 14 year old boys should not be [[atheist|going against the will of God]].
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| *[[Skank|Kristy]]: Simply there so lolis can find this season watchable.
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| *[[Asspie|Taiki]]: A [[Shit|shittier]] combination of Tai, Davis and all the other [[Faggot|goggle heads]] with [[ADHD|ADHD]]. His name is almost exactly the same as Tai's [[Asian|Japanese]] one, [[Wapanese|Taichi]], proving that the [[Jew|money-hungry]] [[Retard|writers]] have even [[Fail|run out of ideas for character names]].
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| *[[Slave|Akari]]: Taiki's [[Bondage|sex slave]] who is in charge of administering [[Drug|medication]] and [[Rape|butt-sex]].
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| *[[Moron|Zenjiro]]: Taiki's [[Pokemon|rival]] and secret [[Homosexual|butt-buddy]] whom he [[Rape|fucks]] when he gets sick of Akari. Also [[Unrealistic_expectations|hopes to do it with Nene]].
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| *[[Cunt|Nene]]: Originally an [[Internet_tough_guy|antagonist]] and fan-serving piece of [[Jailbait|jail bait]] who [[Orgy|joined]] Taiki after suffering from a bout of [[Troll's_remorse|troll's remorse]].
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| *[[Asshole|Kiriha]]: The [[Douche|Ken/Keenan/Koichi]] of Xros Wars ([[Shit_no_one_cares_about|his name, like all the other assholes', also coincidentally starts with K]]). Like all the other male characters, he is clearly gay ([[Masturbate|making Xros Wars the best series for slashfics]]), though whether he prefers Taiki or Zenjiro is [[It_is_a_mystery|still unknown]].
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| ==The Games==
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| There are 16 Digimon video games spanning every popular genre; from rpg to racing to fighting to adventure to [[hentai|H]]. All of them suck though. <s>All of them.</s> Except for digimon world 3, which is thematically similar to the movie. Being the only good digimon game, it is of course nearly impossible to find at a reasonable price. It is also [[Plagiarism|a lot like]] [[Dot_HACK_Sign|dot HACK,]] which is odd, because it came out five years before that cyberpunk crapfest.
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| Most of the RPG games have you traveling around a landscape very unlike Pokemon with your Digimon [[gay|life partner]] and playing cards with people. I think it was poker, and you'd get your thumbs broken if you didn't pay up after losing a game.
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| ==DIGIMANS ARE REAL!!111!==
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| [[Image:Digimon Real Believers proof.jpg|thumb|Definitive proof that Digimon are real]]
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| [[Image:Masterbatedigiclipse.jpg|thumb|An illustrated guide to opening a portal to the Digital World through [[masturbation]].]]
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| [[Image:Digimonlooseningreality.jpg|thumb|The Real Digimon Believers are [[drugs|loosening the fabric of reality.]]]]
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| [[Image:Digimonfacepalm.jpg|thumb|Tai's reaction to the Digimon believers. All hope for the Digimon Believers is lost.]]
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| [[Image:Tkfacepalm.png|thumb|T.K.'s reaction.]]
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| [[Image:Mattfacepalm.png|thumb|Even Matt facepalms to this faggotry.]]
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| [[Image:Can'tunderstand.jpg|thumb|right|"I can't understand anything at all!" says Takato about the theories]]
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| Some people are [[fantard|such big fans of Digimon]], and so very, very, [[lonely]], that they pretend that they have their own imaginary Digimon companion, and are [[Otakukin|Digimon Tamers]] [[unfunny|(moar like lusers, amirite)]]?. You might not think it is so unusual for someone to have an imaginary friend they can pretend will [[kill it with fire|breathe fire]] on all the [[E-Bully|bullies]] at [[school]], as [[you|everyone]] has done this in the past. However, the group, <strike>[http://groups.msn.com/RealDigimonBelievers '''Real Digimon Believers''']</strike> [[Deleted | BALEETED]], takes it one step further. Instead of just [[buy a dog|buying a dog]], they have deluded themselves into thinking that they have real Digimon pets, and, like a [[Scientology|freaky cult]], will try to convince all nonbelievers to share their delusions.
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| The Real Digimon Believers are seriously trying to find a connection to the [[Heaven|Digital World]] where they will reunite with their long-lost Digimon companions. These plans, dubbed <strike>[http://digiclipse.digi-pop.net/ '''Project Digiclipse''']</strike> [[Deleted | GONE]], the only completely logical and scientific way to reach the Digital World, involve toy Digivices, their parents' [[computer]]s, [[suicide|plastic bags]], and waiting for a passing [[UFO|comet]]. This is the link to the new faggotmon are real website.[http://grou.ps/digimonarerealredux]
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| What. The. Fuck.
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| === [[France|Qu'est-ce que c'est]] "Project Digiclipse"? ===
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| According to the <strike>[http://digiclipse.digi-pop.net/about Project Digiclipse website]</strike>, "Project digiclipse is the combination of hope, belief, and the theories of members of all digimon [''[[sic]]''] believers. The point is, '''we believe that digimon''' [''imaginary digital monsters featured in the program''] '''exist''', and '''we are determined to find a way to bring them to us'''. The way we attempt to do this, is simple, yet hopefully effective. We gather all the belivers [''sic''] that we can find, and focus on our goal at the exact same moment all around the world, hold our digivices to the sky, and the laws of mind over matter [''sic''] tell us that we can achieve our goal; a digital portal opening somewhere nearby."
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| That's right. These people believe that the universe and inhabitants from the TV cartoon series ''Digimon'' are ''physically real'', and that a "portal" can be opened to this universe if a group of "believers" all hold up their toy Digivices [''licensed products based upon the show''] at the same time and wish ''really hard''. As the website explains, "They [''the Digivices''] may be toys, but many of them are a symbolic or even spiritual connection to our [[homosexuality|partners]], and act as a bridge between our world and the digital world by sheer love and belief. That's what this entire project was based on, the power of the mind, and our connections, if not just our belief. It's been proved throughout history that if you believe in something, it can happen... As long as you believe, something is bound to happen!" Yes, and for the Digiclipsian, that "something" could well be the arrival of burly mental health nurses, called upon by their terrified parents to drag them off for a two-month vacation at Camp Haldol.
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| However, lest we write of the believers in the Digiclipse as the modern-day version of the [http://www.apologeticsindex.org/m10.html Millerites], the author of the project webpage sounds a note of realism amid the hope for a digital [[Rapture]]: "We can't tell you whether or not it will work," the website admits, "as it has not been attempted by anyone before. This is sort of a hopeful experiment, but even if a portal doesn't open, it will bring us all closer and hopefully weaken the barrier between the worlds." Sounds like a long shot. Besides, as Scotty of TV's ''[[Star Trek]]'' once said, "Any decent brand of Scotch'll do that, Sir."
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| === Le potential pour les «lulz» ===
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| The website has a forum for believers, with typical topics such as "what will you do if when do you wake up see your partner???" and "Matter...and... Data? ...Just how can I become Data?" The [[lulz]] potential is high [approximately 720 milli[[Jameth]]/kb as measured by lulzometer (1 Jameth = 1,000 mJ = guaranteed corruption of [[lol]])]. Any of the standard [[drama-generating techniques]] could be used to generate epic amounts of [[butthurt]] among the spastic retards that populate the message boards. [[Rule 34]]-based techniques should be especially effective, as most of the members seem to be at the (physical or mental) age where [[sex]] is the overt or covert motivator behind every obsession. It's a target-rich environment; try a shotgun approach and see what happens.
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| === PROOF ===
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| The Real Digimon Believers can unequivocally prove that Digimon are indeed real through [[Photoshop|poor photo manipulation]] and [[MS Paint]].
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| |We do lots of [[fapping|research]] sometimes, and [[bullshit|usually come across things]]. Also, we have a few [[Mike Sandy|learning programmers]] in the group who seem to know a lot about Digimon and data and things. Sometimes we hear noises and see things, but we usually only associate them with Digimon when it has our toy Digivices involved. It maybe sound immature, but there's no saying that data can't travel through the air to the device(right?), or that invisible creatures aren't controlling it. |'''RulerHD''' - Leader of the Real Digimon Believers
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| |Of course, it can be disputed, but the fact of the matter is, the existence of Digimon is plausable, and very much probable. Though it hasn't been proved, there are [[otherkin|loyal fan bases]] out there that have evolved their belief into something more; a seperate community of "believers". Most will ban anyone who joins and lurks, or just to simply troll. There have been a lot of attempts made by the fakers to mislead the groups, though it is always obvious who is lying, and who is not. The leaders of such groups are [[retarded|skilled]] enough to tell a true believer from a [[troll|troublemaker]], so to save you time it isn't recommended for a "non-believer" to join.
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| These groups have proved that not only is Digimon an [[pr0n|innocent childrens show]], but it is the base of a [[pedophiles|thriving community]], and has made many people [[grammar nazi|friendsaround the world]]. Most aare children, and therefore [[lies|do not have any kind of furry activity]], or [[hentai|hentai imgages]] <s>and it is definate that it will stay that way in the future.</s>|'''[[User talk:Crushedupwax|RulerHD sockpuppet]]''', a self-proclaimed member of [[idiots|THe RDB Revenge Squad]].
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| |i'm doing research. there's a 10th crest. the crest of darkness. its dangerous, but it can be purified. i'm still doing reasearch on the 10 crests though.| josh, [[scientist]] for Project Digiclipse
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| |Hmm.... my mom would probibly send me to a therepist... again... if I tried to tell her about Elecmon...| Tashaka, <s>Senior Member</s> Priestess
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| |ok im from the MSN Group RDB: Real Digimon Belivers and im trying to gather all the sites that belive into one. i have teamspeak that can be used to help communitcate, which is why i contacted you. i want you to help me contact the main leader/creators of each site and get them into team speak or into a place where we can settle into making one super beliver site! please anwser this message an let me know.| DCYBER01, trying to collect cult members
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| Despite being so [[retarded|technologically savvy]], these Digi-scientists fail to grasp that [[ED:VIP|vandalism is pointless on ED]], and have repeatedly tried to edit away this part of this page.
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| ===Reraided LOLWUT?===
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| On July 1st 2008, they were rehit by a troll calling himself DigiPwn. Slandering the site with racial slurs and incestuous threads, the discovery was made that even if the threads are deleted, the titles stay up to be seen.
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| Posting that discovery here led to that problem being fixed less than four hours later. Thanks ED, or more accurately, thanks [[User:Animorphs18]], you've done the digifags a great favor, even if it only delayed the inevitable.
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| ===Rereraided/Reloaded?===
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| At about 3 AM, on the 10th of July, an old fashion [[troll]] who went under cover for at [[At_least_100|least 100 years]], [[Drama|fucked up]] the beloved site for the [[lulz]] by clearing out the FTP and having it replaced by a well drawn [[So_cash|comic]]. This brave [[troll]] did so with the help of her trusty [[cats]], [[fags|TweedleDee and TweedleDum]].
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| The [[troll]] mentioned in her letter that the site would most likely be back up in [[at least 100 years|a matter of hours]] - which it is now apparent it will be. Like any good [[lulz]] observer, archives have been made. Screen shots of the site before and after (including the [[furry|site admin's]] [[butthurt]] message to the troll) can be seen here:
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| *[http://i36.tinypic.com/2z3vtom.jpg The comic, in which digifags learn a new word.]
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| *[http://i38.tinypic.com/2lngswz.png The page source, including notes from the trolls.]
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| *[http://i37.tinypic.com/aky0t4.jpg The note from TK.]
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| (Someone took the time to screen this shit? Wtf?)
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| Also, there are no women on the internet, unless the bitches have started trolling from the kitchen. This means you, [[O rly|Aurelie (Yarelie?)]]. But who really cares? Everyone knows [[O rly|Aurelie (Yarelie!)]] did this for [[lulz]] and for glory on teh internets since she feels [[self-esteem|insecure]] about the sand in her vagoo. (This is the truth. I know because I personally have it imported weekly from the beaches of Bermuda and shovel it in by the truckload. And by [[penis|vagina]], of course I am referencing my [[goatse|gaping asshole.]] ~[[O rly|Allie Yarly Aurelly Yarelly]]) Lulz abound!
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| The digifags report that while they are indeed [[butthurt]] over [[O rly|Au-Relly Ya-Relly]]'s actions, they acknowledge that she did a good job being a troll. They also know how to use [[shit|Encyclopedia Dramatica]] effectively and understand that [[slavery|free speech]] for all = lulz, as well as the capacity to [[Hillary Clinton|laugh at oneself]]. Lulz lolz lulzzipop.
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| ==Digimon Fantards Spend Millions on Merchandise==
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| Equally as sad as believing that Digimon exist, there are some "believers" and [http://mimi18hotty.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=digimon&offset=48#/d2xtprk Holy Grail of Collectors] that will spend their entire life savings on a franchise. Many young adult fans claim that this [[obsession|hobby]] makes them happy by [[Olchai|keeping their childhood alive]], allows them to feel closer to the [[cartoon|digimon]], and that it keeps them from throwing themselves head first into the nearest parked car. [[fantard|Digimon fantards]] are most often between the ages of 15-26. Those over the age of 14 are most often diagnosed with [[Delusions|chronic Digi-Delusions]]. Sadly, the only cure is [[Suicide|logging out]].
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| '''Levels of Digi-Delusion'''
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| *''' Exposure:''' As a young child (9-12) the brain is susceptible to Japan's [[Brainwashing|Advanced Brainwash Satellite]]. 90% of the earth at any given time is exposed to it's radiation. 42% of the world's children population is affected. Exposure to [[furries]] can initiate this same process.
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| * '''Development:''' Nearing the ages of 13-14, the subjects begin listening to J-pop, spend their whole paychecks on ebay buying Digimon cards, and could possibly [[Bestiality|have sex with their family dog]]. Shockingly, the males face rejection, as they fail to understand why no sane girl in High School would fuck a nerd who faps to Renamon on lunch breaks. This is also the point when they begin to read manga and watch subbed anime, which eventually leads to them developing [[Aspierations|aspirations]] of [[Unrealistic Expectations|becoming a professional mangaka or a Japanese translator]].
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| * '''Digimon Believer/Tamer:''' Their [[delusion]] becomes so intense that [[Schizophrenia|the boundaries of fiction and reality no longer exist]]. This commonly begins around the ages of 14-19. The brain becomes so saturated with thoughts of [[fail]] that it can no longer handle it, and the process of differentiation between realities critically shuts down. The Subject may possibly start carrying a [[Plastic Crap|toy digivice]], praying to digimon gods, or [[Animal Abuse|painting the house cat]] to resemble [http://dma.wtw-x.net/dexgato.shtml#page=page-1 Tailmon]. Shouting "Digi Port Open!" at a computer screen in a desperate attempt to escape reality is also not an uncommon symptom.
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| * '''Digimon Devotee/[[An Hero|(Final Step)]]:''' Usually people who progress to this stage are 20+ years old, Their mind is nothing more than a blank screen, with Digimon theme songs playing in a loop. They never leave their homes, out of fear that society will never accept them, and have resorted to playing the digimon card game against themselves; because their friends fear catching "Digi-Delusion". As time progresses the Devotee soon realizes he or she has wasted their life (and money) and begins thoughts of [[suicide]]. More Often than not, the Digitard eventually runs out of money. Stricken with desperation he/she then takes their pitiful life, in hopes that their soul will go to [Heaven|Digital World].
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| ==[[Shipping]]==
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| [[Image:Taiisgay.jpg|thumb|right|Tai, after reading this section]]
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| Digimon, while a complete rip-off off [[Pokemon]], has had its moments where it produces [[lulz]]. The most visible example is during the second season epilogue where many fans where [[Butthurt|dismayed]] that their [[ship]] did not win at the end. [[Science|Scientist]] have proven that many fans where so upset that many became [[an hero]] after it was shown. Need proof? Why do you think the popularity diminished after that season? When interviewed, [[Troll|Hiroyuki Kakudou]], the director for the first and second season, said, and I quote, "[[I did it for the lulz]]." When asked about the number of [[an hero|an hero's]] he said he "[[Shit nobody cares about|didn't care]]."
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| ===Taiora===
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| The pairing between [[13-year-old boy|Tai]] and [[Ginger|Sora]]. Perhaps the most [[lulz|lulzy]] of the ships due to how popular it was (and still is), many were [[butthurt]] when Sora chose [[Nazi|Matt]] over Tai. After Matt and Sora ended up married at the end, the fans for this ship were in denial that they [[TL;DR|wrote letters demanding canon be changed]].
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| Common fans for this ship include: [[emo|emos]], [[nerd|nerds]], [[you]], [[lie|jocks]], and [[16-year-old girls]].
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| ===Mimato===
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| If Taiora is the [[lulz|lulziest]] of the lot, then Mimato is definitely its retarded cousin. This refers to the relationship between [[Nazi|Matt]] and [[Wapanese|Mimi]]. While many of the other ships can be [[lie|somewhat defended]], this one was thought up after some [[16-year-old girl]] thought they "looked so cute" even though they don't acknowledge each other's existence. [http://community.livejournal.com/yamatoxmimi/9860.html The funny part is that many of them actually believe that there was actual evidence, making them the most retarded of the bunch]. They are the best target to troll against, as they can be trolled by anyone who has seen the show even if the volume was turned off. [http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Mimato_Mansion/10516/ Troll at your own free will!] Many were also [[butthurt]] at the end, and insist that [[Ginger|Sora]] was a [[slut]] who stole [[Nazi|Matt]] from [[Wapanese|Mimi]]. They are that retarded.
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| ===Takari===
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| [[Image:Don't show to Takari fans.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Don't ever show Takari fans this picture, especially [http://www.vgfuture.com/host/hopelight/forum/ here] or [http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Digimon_02_The_Clash_of_Love/2306/ here].]]
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| Pairing between [[Fag|T.K.]] and [[Mary Sue|Kari]]. [[TL;DR|Long story short]], the most butthurt of the lot after their ship was not canon at the end. Out of all the shippers out there, they are the most in denial, as well as producing the most [[an hero|an heros]]. Because their holy matrimony did not bloom at the end they say there was an interview that said their couple was canon, but when asked to produce said interview they change the subject. They also say [[lie|they've seen the original]] and say shit like "[http://www.tv.com/users/Digifraek/profile.php Takeru says there that it has been 25 years and he married Hikari]" regardless of what the [[truth]] is. It should also be noted that, since many have shipped this since the first season, all fans of this ship are [[lolicon|fucking lolis]] and should be reported to the [[FBI]].
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| Common fans for this ship include: [[emo|emos]], [[nerd|nerds]], [[you]], [[retard|retards]], [[christians]], and [[16-year-old girls]].
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| ===[[fag|Taito]]===
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| Gay shit thought up by [[16-year-old girls]], with many claiming it was close to being canon. If somebody says they didn't see it, fans for this ship will start claiming [[homophobia]]. Ironically, many fans for this ship are [[woman|girls]] and tend to hate all the other females because they might interfere with the [[In the ass|butt sex]].
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| Common fans for this ship include: [[emo|emos]], [[nerd|nerds]], [[you]], [[retard|retards]], [[liberals]], and [[16-year-old girls]].
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| ===Kenyako===
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| A romantic relationship between [[Rape|Ken]] and [[Bitch|Yolei]], and surprise, surprise, [[shit nobody cares about|this one was actually canon]].
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| Common fans for this ship include: [[emo|emos]], [[nerd|nerds]], [[you]], [[geeks]], and [[16-year-old girls]].
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| ===Sorato===
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| The pairing of Matt and Sora, canon to the show. Also known as... '''MATTRAEG''' due to the male viewers analog character, Tai, being [[cock block|cockblocked]] by Matt, an analog for every boy more popular and talented than the viewer. Basically...
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| My name is Yamato "Matt" Ishida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at a scaled-down version of the Digital World. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had a Digimon that can kill a Dark Master in one-hit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Aerisdies.
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| Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in an extremely popular rock band, and my Digimon can Digivolve to Mega. What can your Digimon do, other than "sit around all day in its own Digi-filth?" I'm also an astronaut who was the first person on Mars, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; [[so cash|Shit was SO proDigious]]). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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| Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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| ===Daikari===
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| Spelled Dakari by [[Dakari-King Mykan|fucking retards]], this is the relationship between [[wigger|Davis]] and [[Mary Sue|Kari]]. Usually attacked by [[Christians|Takari fans]], they have been known to turn a perfectly [[happy]]-go-lucky character into a [[Emo|wrist slashing, angst-filled]] pussy who listens to [[Linkin Park]]. Many people who ship this due so because they've [[hitler|been rejected more times than an art student]] in the [[real world]].
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| Common fans for this ship include: [[emo|emos]] and [[your mom]].
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| ===Daiken===
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| More gay shit, but this time involving [[wigger|Davis]] and [[Rape|Ken]]. Usually written by [[shotacon]] fan girls, many of these stories involve [[rape]]. Because of this, one can and should assume that girls writing this pairing are [[asking for it]]. Shippers for this couple hate [[Bitch|Yolei]] and [[Mary Sue|Kari]]; no exceptions. [http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/129276.html Since they condone rape], it's okay to rape them, not that anyone actually would.
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| Common fans for this ship include: everyone mentioned above. Yes, even [[christians]].
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| ===Daikeru===
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| Even more gay shit, surprisingly. Since this relationship involves [[Fag|T.K.]] and [[wigger|Davis]], most of these stories will be a retelling of [[WW2]], what with the [[White people|the white guy]] dominating some [[japanese]] guy. Expect whitey to come out on top (lol).
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| Common fans for this ship include: [[emo|emos]], [[nerd|nerds]], [[you]], [[liberals]], [[lesbians]] and [[16-year-old girls]].
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| ===Michi===
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| Relationship between [[13-year-old boy|Tai]] and [[Wapanese|Mimi]]. For those who've been dumped and are smart enough to realize they are not going to get any, this is the coupling of choice. Since this is written by rejects, expect only songfics by [[Linkin Park]] and [[My Chemical Romance]].
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| Common fans for this ship include: [[emo|emos]], [[nerd|nerds]], [[you]], [[losers]], and [[16-year-old girls]].
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| ==Gallery of [[Rule 34]]==
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| {{cg||digimon2|center|
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| <gallery>Image:Digimonwtf.jpg|Reaction to this gallery
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| Image:Digimonwtf2.jpg|Reaction to this gallery
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| Image:Digimonwtf3.jpg|Reaction to this gallery
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Renamon doll with vag.jpg|A renamon doll you can fuck <s>if</s> because your penis is small enough.
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| Image:Renaman.jpg|Renaman.
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| Image:Digimonhentai67.jpg|When they're not destroying evil, they're destroying your childhood.
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| Image:Leomon_vs_tentacle.jpg|Leomon sacrifices himself to save his human partner.
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| Image:Xvgrowlworkout.jpg|Digimon can't even work out without being gay.
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| Image:Digimonhentai55.jpg|[[Yiff]]!!!
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| Image:Digimonhentai56.jpg|Digimon turns [[13 year old boys]] into [[furry|furries]].
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| Image:GuilmonExploitable.png|Needs [[moar]] Guilmon.
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| Image:Digimonhentai53.jpg|[[OMG]] [[Lesbian]] [[furry]] [[sex]].
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| Image:Digimonhentai51.gif|The first episode of digimon.
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| Image:Digimans.jpg|More Renaman.
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| Image:More Renaman.jpg| MOAR Renaman.
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| Image:MOAR Renaman.jpg| EVEN MOAR RENAMAN!
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| Image:Sum More Renaman.jpg|EVEN EVEN MOAR RENAMAN!
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| Image:Digimonhentai54.jpg|After all that [[furry]] porn I thought you might like to see something human.
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| Image:Preggymons.jpg|The last episode of Digimon.
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| Image:Digimongayporn.jpg|Fangirls masturbate to this
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| Image:Digimonhentai.jpg|Yet another [[16 year old girl]] falls victim to a Digimon sexual predator online
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| Image:RenamonNoWayED.jpg|[[Do_not_want|DO NOT WANT MAN PENIS]]
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| Image:Typical digimon screenshot.jpg|Typical digimon screencap. Proof that the creators love [[lolicon|lolis]]
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| Image:Landingthef40ph.jpg|There is nothing a good [[f40ph]] can't fix.
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| Image:Digimonshota.jpg|[[Shotacon|Shotamon]]
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| Image:Digimon biyomon palmon hentai.jpg|You fapped to this didn't you?
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| Image:Digimon loli guro.png|Digimon [[lolicon|loli]] [[guro]].
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| Image:Impmon Renamon Yiff 1.JPG|[[Lies|Everyone is furry for Renamon.]]
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| Image:Impmon Renamon Yiff 2.jpg|[[Rape]] is A-OK.
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| Image:Digimonfrontier34.jpg|[[Shit nobody cares about|I FOUND DIGIMANZ FRONTIER PR0N!!11!1one]]
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| Image:Digimonsexinked.jpg|Even more Digimon Rule 34...
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| Image:Even Moar.jpg|[[so gay]]
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| Image:Digimon orgy.jpg|Behind the Scenes Training! :D
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| Image:Renamon Spreads It.jpg|Typical Life With Renamon
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| Image:MoarDigimon.jpg|Yep...
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| Image:Goddamnit it Never Ends.jpg|my god
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| Image:Why.png|WHY?
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| </gallery>}}
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| == Video ==
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| <center>
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| {{fv|digimon|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
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| <youtube>2pG1WaaotcA</youtube>|
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| <youtube>FmHVvf5LQiY</youtube>|
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| <youtube>nEBWGR2-pMk</youtube>|
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| <youtube>SgD6nWsyX-8</youtube>|
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| <youtube>h04aECxONPc</youtube>|
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| <youtube>rIXnGEUchR8</youtube>|
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| <youtube>OTf7HV8a26w</youtube>|
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| <youtube>Q04k32Fm2Ko</youtube> lolwut}}
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| </center>
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| ==Rating==
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| *''Action'': 0; they are bloodless cartoony beasts
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| *''Lulz'': 3; series 3 committed a form of suicide by killing off a furry icon.
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| *''Furry Gayness'': 21,721; they are bloodless cartoony beasts.
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| *''Furry Straightness'': [[∞]]; Renamon (Along with Krystal) was responsible for creating this truly rare class of furry fandom.
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| *''Regular Gayness'': 4; they managed to somehow keep some focus on the girls.
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| == See also ==
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| *[[THAN HOW DID AVATAR DO IT?]]
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| *[[Yu-Gi-Oh]] - pre-pubescent kids speak with the voices of 50-year-old alcoholics
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| *[[Pokemon]] - The same fucked up bullshit as yugioh. [[Irony|In the eyes of pokemon fans, yugioh is a terrorist supported cult full of nerds, molesters, and retarded little kids.]]
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| *[[Digimon]] - [[Retard|See above]].
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| *[[Beyblade]] - If we could turn some digital monsters into a tv show, we can turn some fucking TOPS into one just as good!
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| *[[Cardcaptor Sakura]] - Fucked up girly [[anime]] about a "magical girl" [[loli]] and her yellow, winged [[furry]] companion gather [[card crusher|cards]] and try to avoid being raped by pedophiles
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| *[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] - Emos kill people that don't believe in jesus or something
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| *[[Zoids]] - Giant fucking [[anime]] robots beating the [[shit]] out of each other.
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| *[[Gundam Wing]] - Robots, except not [[furries]]
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| *[[Digimon Battle]] Fail free MMO made for trolling
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Digimon/ Digimon Official Site]
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| *[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.thedigimonhentaizone.com/mainpage.htm Have a backed up version] of the Digimon Hentai Zone
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| *[http://wiki.digivice.net/index.php?title=Main_Page The Digimon Wiki...it's called "Wikimon" omg]
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| *[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633800/1/Matt_kill_Digimon The digimon story simplified]
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